Stories by kochankatulipan

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Soft Target 5: The morning after the girls night in

Two women, one man and a tub of ice cream.

To fully enjoy this episode it is recommended that you read Soft Target 4: Girl's night in first. As Chrissie had been relating the events of last night, Keith’s eyes had been fixed on Amelie, taking in every pore of her nakedness, and his mouth had been hanging open like a naughty schoolboy. Amelie stood up, walked over to the freezer and returned with the ice cream tub. Tearing the lid...Read On

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Soft Target 4: Girl's night in

When Keith popped round to Chrissie for a coffee and a chat he got more than he bargained for.

As Keith rang the bell he felt a tinge of guilt. He often popped across to his neighbour Chrissie for a coffee and a chat on a Sunday morning but she had told him that she was having some friends over last night. So calling at 9 o’clock in the morning because he had run out of milk and couldn’t be bothered to go to the supermarket was probably not the best idea. A minute passed and he decided...Read On

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Amsterdam Epiphany

A true story of a decision that changed my life forever.

The story I am about to tell is completely true. I have decided that I need to write it down as I will remember it as the event that changed my life forever. It is also the reason that I now have my tattoo of a tulip. I wear it as a badge of honour to commemorate a trip I will never forget. The story begins in Rome on New Year’s Eve two years ago. My wife and two friends were waiting...Read On

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Soft Target: The Head's punishment

When Chrissie had to see her son's headteacher he got more than he bargained for.

Chrissie sat outside the head teacher’s office, shifting nervously. Even though she was now a parent, with a son at the school, the old memories still made her shiver. She could still remember standing outside the headmaster’s office, all those years ago, biting her lip in anticipation of the yet another harsh telling off about the latest indiscretion. But now she was here discuss her...Read On

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There is a woman

A loem about my search for that special woman

There is a woman, Somewhere, Who has a smile that speaks to me. It says “You make me so happy that I could burst.” Her smile infects mine and holds me captive, And I become a willing prisoner, Of her smile. There is a woman, Somewhere, Who has eyes that speak to me. They say “I love you more than words can say.” Her eyes penetrate my soul and hold me captive, ...Read On

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Soft Target 2: Chrissie's surprise

Chrissie's back and this time she has a surprise for her friends.

Chrissie was sitting in the kitchen with her two friends, sipping her coffee and swapping ‘crap husband’ stories. “He’s always so bloody tired.” moaned Wendy, “He gets home, eats his dinner and then falls asleep in front of the television. And when we go to bed I don’t even get a cuddle, let alone a good, hard shag.” “Tell me about it!” chipped in Marie. “My hubbie hasn’t given me a...Read On

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First kiss

My latest effort focusing on the experience of the frist kiss.

First Kiss We face each other, Hands holding hands, Eyes holding eyes. Communicating, Uncertainty and anticipation. Then the synchronicity as our Heads tilt, Eyes close, Lips touch lips. Softly at first, Then intense, As passion evolves, And overwhelms us. Mutual surrender as our Lips part, Tongues caress, Tasting the emotion. Seconds feel like minutes, ...Read On

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When I hold you

My favourite moment yet to happen.

When I hold your warm body in my arms Your head on my chest I inhale the scent of your hair And like a drug You intoxicate me. No words Just a warm feeling Like a blanket Wrapping us both up In a moment of true happiness That I wish would never end. ...Read On

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Soft Target

Trevor was so happy to be going on a date but what happened was more than he was expecting.

She walked into the bedroom, naked, ruffling her short, wet hair dry with a towel. Catching sight of her body in the mirror she stood and smiled. Despite her age, Chrissie still had the kind of body that attracted attention. Breasts still pert, curvy hips and those legs that had enticed men for many years. A muffled ringtone came from her dressing table and, rummaging through the selection...Read On

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A case of enlightenment

Mandy's suitcase creates more than just a stir in Spain

Mandy and Sam sat on their suitcases outside Malaga airport, having a post-flight cigarette before boarding the coach that would take them to the resort. Mandy placed the cigarette between her lips, lit it, inhaled and blew out a plume of smoke through pursed lips. This was the third year running that they had embarked on this, most profitable, enterprise. They had come up with the idea in...Read On

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A Cut Above the Rest, Part 2: Customer Service

Dealing with a customer complaint results in an unusual sexual experience.

* To truly enjoy this story (and familiarise yourself with the characters and the incident with the paper shredder) you should read ‘A Cut above the Rest’ first (see link at end of the story). * After the incident with the paper shredder, my days in the call centre fell back into the mundane routine of dealing with customer complaints. Heather had not shown the slightest interest in...Read On

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Filling my cavity

A visit to the dentist involves a revolutionary alternative to anaesthetic.

If there is one thing in my life that I dread more than anything it is going to the dentist. Every six months I sit in the dentist’s chair, mouth open and eyes closed, as he meticulously inspects my teeth. My sweaty hands clutch the arms of the chair as he prods and pokes each tooth until, after what seems like an eternity, he says the words I am desperate to hear. “Your teeth are in...Read On

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A cut above the rest

What happened when an office shredder put a colleague in an unfortunate position.

I work in a call centre for a computer retail outlet, handling customer enquiries and complaints (mainly complaints!). Every day I arrive at my desk, log on to my computer, don my headset and wait for the first unsatisfied customer to begin their tale of woe. It wouldn’t be such a bad job if the staff were more friendly but, as a result of the head office hiring generally unsociable loners...Read On

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Honey six

A quiet night in with the neighbours turns into an erotic experience when Jack learns a new game.

It always amazes me that beneath the facade of every woman, they have hidden depths. Even when you are friends, they can still surprise you, given the opportunity. A couple of weeks ago I was at a loose end and was sitting in the garden enjoying the summer evening sunshine when a head popped over the fence. “Hiya, Jack! How’s your day been?” The head belonged to Emma, my next door...Read On

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Ice Cold Pussy

An ice lolly is a great way to cool down on a hot day, but what I was offered had the opposite effec

It was a scorching hot day and I had been busy in the garden, as it got rather overgrown and out of hand. I had decided to have a break and sat down in the shade to recover. My body was glistening with sweat and I was deciding what I could do to cool down. Just then I heard the familiar sound of summer in England, the chimes of an ice cream van. I went out to the street and there was the...Read On

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The Princess and the Magic Cucumber

A traditional folk tale with a twist.

The Princess and the Magic Cucumber. Once upon a time, in a Kingdom far away, there was a beautiful princess called Lucy. But Lucy was not a happy princess. She had woken from her peaceful slumber to find that something she treasured was missing from her bed chamber. “My Magic Cucumber!” she sobbed to her maid. “It’s gone!” The bejeweled box by her bedside was open and empty. “Hush now...Read On

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Good Clean Fun

Watching someone doing the housework can be fun.

I couldn’t stand it anymore. I looked around my house and had to come to the inevitable conclusion. This place is filthy! The trouble was that my attitude to housework was the same as my attitude to skydiving. I don’t mind watching someone else do it but I wouldn’t do it myself. Then I had an idea. My elderly neighbours use a local cleaning firm, twice a week, as they do not have the energy...Read On

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Special Delivery

Opening the door to a courier in your dressing gown can lead to more than you expect.

I was still in bed, enjoying the chance to catch up on some sleep after a busy week. The curtains, slightly open, allowed a crack of sunlight into the room and the breeze from the open window cooled me as I drifted between waking and sleeping. In my half-conscious state I heard the doorbell ring. I quickly came to my senses. The parcel! I was waiting for a new router for my laptop. It had...Read On

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Textual Harassment

An anomymous text message in a meeting begins a game of virtual sex

I suppose I should have felt honoured, being invited to the annual meeting at Head Office. I and several other members of the menial staff had been invited to attend by the General Manager in an effort to develop a closer relationship between management and workers. I was sitting in the plush boardroom at a large rectangular table, surrounded by smart suits and serious faces. I, who did not...Read On