Topic Kinky masturbation advice?
09 Mar 2012 12:12
Share it with a stranger. For example, once I was on the phone seeking tech support for a device I'd recently brought home from the store, and of course I couldn't figure it out. The young woman who got my call in the call center had a wonderfully sexy voice, and so I flirted with her verbally while we sussed out the problem. And it was frankly making me very hot. Since I hadn't given my name or anything like that to her, I decided to have a little fun with her, and so I said something along the lines of "you know, I hate to end this call... you have a very sexy voice, if you don't mind my saying so."
She giggled and thanked me in a sincere, flattered, somewhat embarrassed tone, and said "I'm glad you're pleased" or something similar that wouldn't get her co-workers to wonder.
I decided then and there to double down and so I took a deep breath and said, "Really, I'm serious. Miss, I don't know if you can appreciate how truly sexy your voice is or the effect it can have on men, but to be very honest it's made me very hot, and I'm going to have to do something about that as soon as we're off the phone..." and then I paused just long enough to hear her gasp slightly before saying, "unless you'd like me to do it while we're on the phone together, so you can hear me get off." Then, before she could hang up or rebuke me or anything I rushed to add something like, "I'm sorry I suppose that might seem rude but I just can't help it your voice is so sexy I don't care if it's right or wrong and I think it would be so sexy to hear you talking while I do it, and to know you know...."
There was a long pause, but she didn't hang up. Finally she spoke, timidly saying, "Sir... I... might be able to help you with that, but... I'm not sure. I don't think..."
I interrupted her before she could object and I said, "just pretend you're still helping me with my problem and listen... if you don't want to, you can hang up."
She didn't answer, and I took my cock out. At this point, I was gonna jerk off with or without her listening. But she didn't hang up. "I've got it out now... it's very hard for you."
"I see..." she said, sounding breathless, clearly being careful about what she said. "Are you... going to take the next step now?"
"I am," I said, "I'm stroking my cock right now. Start talking to me so I can hear your voice... it doesn't matter what you say...."
"Oh God," she said softly, and then she began to talk to me randomly about the device I'd called about in the first place, slipping sly sexual references in here and there.
This went on for a while as I told her frankly what I was doing in detail, and she pretended to be talking about tech support. Soon enough I was ready to blow, and told her so, and she said something like, "OK... go ahead and give it a try and tell me how it goes...."
I came hard grunting softly but being careful not to be too loud so the person in the next cubicle wouldn't hear me over her phone, and then when my head cleared I laughed at myself for making such a mess, and she giggled and said something like, "well, it seems like everything worked."
I thanked her, and she said, "no, thank you, sir. It was a PLEASURE doing business with you. But I do need to go now... I think I actually need a break right away."
I laughed and said, "to run to the ladies room and get yourself off now?"
"Yes, of course," she said with an audible grin. "Gotta go. You have a wonderful day, sir, and thanks for choosing (company name redacted to protect the guilty). I appreciated your business."
Ever since then, I sometimes try to draw a sexy sounding customer service girl into a little free phone sex. You'd be surprised how many go for it. And sometimes I don't even tell them, and just jerk off while we talk in secret - which is hot too. Especially when the you know the gal on the other end but couldn't tell her. The one exception is a woman I know (can't say here who) that knows about my penchant for masturbating while talking on the phone, and she thinks it's cute. We agreed once long ago that she would love it if I did it whenever we talk, and whenever we do I do if I have the privacy. I always tell her, and she says things like "enjoy yourself" and "let me know when you're gonna cum", and every so often will ask me how far along I am, and will answer questions like "what are you wearing" etc. She's good about giving me mental pictures too... But this is interspersed with regular conversation.