I'm a bit of a dabbler and a scribbler. Never could really focus during school but I managed to fake it pretty well. To be honest, I think that's the way I am now at work! lol Thank you in advance for checking me out and/or reading my stories. Remember, votes are nice, but comments and feedback are golden.Cheers.
A "satisfaction" of writers.
Shuffle these ones around. A comedy must have at least one scene that makes me laugh till I choke and cry to rank:Raising ArizonaBlazing SaddlesSome Like It HotGood Morning VietnamTrading PlacesA Shot In The DarkMonty Python & The Holy GrailAustin Powers International Man of MysteryAnimal HouseSouth Park: Bigger Longer Uncut
Two hours prior to “Now”... "Yosemite Sam," Lena said. "Hmmm...'M' right? Uh, Mickey Mouse," Marko answered, leaning forward close to the wheel trying to see through the rain soaked windshield. Sheets of water that the wiper blades had just swiped off returned instantly. "Eeeee...oh, Eeyore!" she snapped. "Wasn't he from a book?" "Then they turned it into a cartoon for Disney,"...
Added 02 Feb 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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“Now...” The rain came down steadily; heavy sheets of it falling for the last few hours. It had turned the winding cottage roads into obstacle courses with pools of water and large branches and debris strewn across the gravel and asphalt. Wise travelers would have avoided trying to push through such a torrent. Yet there would always be a few who had "no choice" but to go through. ...
Added 01 Feb 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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The next morning, Teaghan walked across the garden towards the house. She passed the hired clean up crew as they tidied the grounds after the party. They had their work cut out for them but they went about their business diligently. "Help yourself to a few burgers," she remarked half-jokingly to no one in particular as she passed by the poolside. Checking through the pantry and the...
Added 20 Jan 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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It wasn't that Mona disliked being referred to as the 'Cream Queen', or the 'Queen of Cream', or whatever. It was just that it annoyed her that she herself couldn't help but play up to the naked innuendo the nicknames inferred. Probably that's why she named her dessert shop Sweet Mona's, and seriously considered spelling it as Moan-ahhs. Her friend, Teaghan, slapped a restraint on her...
Added 17 Jan 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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At 2:15 in the morning, Teaghan couldn't think of anything more obnoxious than the sound of an incoming cellphone call. Whether it be the thrashing thrum of “car collision” music, or the velvety voice of the sexiest crooner, or the pixie-like chime of bells, it always took considerable restraint not to pound the little piece of glass, plastic, and electronics into dust whenever it dragged...
Added 12 Jan 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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I've always kept things simple. I've tried to ask very few questions, take things as they come, and often let everything ride on serendipity. I hated “ should be” or “ supposed to be”. Questions often stopped things in their tracks. Is it something to be proud of that Jenn was the only married woman that I personally knew that I ever caught myself fantasizing about? What should I...
Added 20 Dec 2013 | Category Wife Lovers
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Carie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back to her bedroom and hibernate under her duvet just like the rest of the normal people should have been doing. Who knocks on your door Sunday morning? Knock, knock, knock. The sound was dull...
Added 19 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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Nissa sat behind the sales counter reading her book. She checked her watch, looked out the store window, then resumed reading her book, “A Journey Through Thailand”. It was a quiet afternoon in 'Second Glances'. Then again, most summer mornings, afternoons, and evenings were quiet in the used bookstore. Once in a while a university student would come in looking to exchange their worn text...
Added 24 Oct 2013 | Category Interracial
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Saturday Night at the Opal Hotel's Blue Note Bar & Lounge “Cock size,” Mia said, unflinching as if she had just ordered a Coke. The guy seated across from her wearing the suede vest and grey tam –what was up with that, by the way?-- sputtered his water back into his glass. Wiping the dribble from the bottom of his lip, he coughed, “I...what? Seriously?” Mia shrugged her shoulder...
Added 07 Mar 2013 | Category Interracial
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Over the next few days, the couple seemed to hit a rut on the dance floor. More specifically, August seemed to be regressing. It wasn’t a case of him not caring or trying. He was distracted and it showed in his constant stumbles, fumbled turns, and weak holds and lifts. “I’m sorry. Man, I’m sorry,” he said over and over. It was obvious he was tearing himself up. There was one particular...
Added 04 Jan 2014 | Category Interracial
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