Forum posts made by locksley

Topic What is the best song to have sex to?
Posted 23 Jun 2014 12:16

Topic Flowers
Posted 16 Mar 2014 06:43

Im big on "flowers for no reason" for my wife. Shes beautiful, sexy, an amazing lover and a great mom. She gets a boquet at least once a month "just because"

Topic things to do naked
Posted 05 Mar 2014 17:00

dance

Id bet you'd sell a lot of tickets to that performance

Topic Where is the riskiest or oddest place you've had sex?
Posted 21 Jan 2014 13:15

Had her bent over the hood of a car in a parking lot of a hiking trail

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 14 Jan 2014 12:11

A riot of color. Penguins, tits n chex mix. She likes naps and boobs. My kind of gal

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 14 Jan 2014 10:01

A stunning Ginger Goddess...

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 27 Dec 2013 22:41

Age Inappropriate: Emma Stone
Age Appropriate: Jenna Elfman
Best buddy just to hang with, drink, and make fun of people: Jennifer Lawrence

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 19 Dec 2013 19:24

Yeah, I have naked photos of myself...on my phone. My phone is password protected though so it's fairly safe.

And just like that, Dancing Doll's phone (and password) goes to the top of everyone's Christmas list!

:-)

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 19 Dec 2013 19:22

What's a phome?


It's like a phone, but with an "m"

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 19 Dec 2013 16:17

In a recent survey, 9% of American men admitted to keeping naked photos of others on their phones – and 7% store naked photos of themselves. For women, the numbers are less than half as much, but still significant: 3% of women surveyed admit to storing nude photos of themselves on their phones.

So fess up- How many of you have naked pics of your (or someone else that you know) naughty bits on your phone RIGHT NOW?

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 17 Dec 2013 07:35

Would love to fuck, but Im pretty sure she would pass...

Topic If you could have one show come back for one more season, what would it be?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 08:38

The Brady Bunch

...So many questions were left unanswered...

Topic SimplyJohn - 3 free Gold memberships HERE!!
Posted 29 Aug 2013 10:17

180 for me, please.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:19

Her pics are very sexy and the stories are hot!

Topic Writing real life stories - and criticism
Posted 27 Jul 2013 11:35

All of my stories are "True Sex Tales". I haven't received any real negative criticism, but one reviewer didn't think one of them was hot enough. It didn't bother me. I was there. It was pretty hot. :)

Don't take criticism personally. Especially if the person doing the criticizing has no stories on their profile.

Topic What is the most funniest thing said during the time you were fucking?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 11:14

We hadn't started the fucking yet, and I was between her legs licking her pussy- her heel come down on my head and since my mouth was open it made an odd audible "CLUNK".

It took her 5 minutes to stop giggling.

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 05 Jun 2013 18:22

This Morning

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 29 May 2013 05:21

Interesting question. I'd say realistically, yes. I gave s good job, great kids, I live in a nice place with good freinds, and I have a beautiful wife of 24 years who still fucks me like we are newlyweds. But since we are flawed humans, there is always the desire for more. But the smart man listens to the saying " be careful of what you want- you just might get it. "

Are you still in contact with your first lover?

Topic Would you be offended if a guy considered you a milf?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 14:18

I often call my wife a MIJF




(Mom I Just Fucked) ;)

Topic oral on the phone
Posted 30 Apr 2013 12:13

yup- giving and receiving...

Topic If you could... would you swap gender for a day and why?
Posted 23 Apr 2013 10:01



how about if it's the female equivalant of you, so you'd be sizzling. :D

Not nearly as sizzlin' as you, dear. BUT! If I WAS a sizzlin gal, than I might have a shot with you!

Topic What's the most F'd up thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 16:32

mom and dad doin' it.

Topic If you could... would you swap gender for a day and why?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 16:24

Interesting question. Would I have the same sexual orientation, but in a woman's body? Is this a cruel monkeys paw kind of switch where I'm an old woman? Or a very young girl? Don't want either of those...also, assuming I'm say, 21-35, exactly how hot am I?

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 19 Apr 2013 18:50

Amen- Meek Mill featuring Drake

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 13 Apr 2013 15:01

The Del Lords- Judas Kiss

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 09 Apr 2013 16:21

Vanilla DeVille and Katie Morgan. I would like them both to live next door so we could be pals. They seem like fun.

Topic have you ever been to a nude or clothing opitional beach, location and will you return?
Posted 14 Mar 2013 09:58

My wife and I go to one once or twice each summer- we always look forward to it! Nothing more fun than drinking and conducting business on your phone while totally nude on a beach!

Topic What's the naughtiest thing you've done sexually at work?
Posted 03 Mar 2013 11:51

Sex with my wife on my desk, couch in reception area, and the conference table after hours. Very satisfying sitting at that table the next day knowing what was going on the night before...

Topic Favourite Comedian(s)
Posted 25 Feb 2013 18:43

Chris Rock
Eddie Izzard
Patton Oswalt
Louie C.K.
Robert Schimmel