Forum posts made by locksley

Topic Would you be offended if a guy considered you a milf?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 14:18

I often call my wife a MIJF




(Mom I Just Fucked) ;)

Topic oral on the phone
Posted 30 Apr 2013 12:13

yup- giving and receiving...

Topic If you could... would you swap gender for a day and why?
Posted 23 Apr 2013 10:01



how about if it's the female equivalant of you, so you'd be sizzling. :D

Not nearly as sizzlin' as you, dear. BUT! If I WAS a sizzlin gal, than I might have a shot with you!

Topic What's the most F'd up thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 16:32

mom and dad doin' it.

Topic If you could... would you swap gender for a day and why?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 16:24

Interesting question. Would I have the same sexual orientation, but in a woman's body? Is this a cruel monkeys paw kind of switch where I'm an old woman? Or a very young girl? Don't want either of those...also, assuming I'm say, 21-35, exactly how hot am I?

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 19 Apr 2013 18:50

Amen- Meek Mill featuring Drake

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 13 Apr 2013 15:01

The Del Lords- Judas Kiss

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 09 Apr 2013 16:21

Vanilla DeVille and Katie Morgan. I would like them both to live next door so we could be pals. They seem like fun.

Topic have you ever been to a nude or clothing opitional beach, location and will you return?
Posted 14 Mar 2013 09:58

My wife and I go to one once or twice each summer- we always look forward to it! Nothing more fun than drinking and conducting business on your phone while totally nude on a beach!

Topic What's the naughtiest thing you've done sexually at work?
Posted 03 Mar 2013 11:51

Sex with my wife on my desk, couch in reception area, and the conference table after hours. Very satisfying sitting at that table the next day knowing what was going on the night before...

Topic Favourite Comedian(s)
Posted 25 Feb 2013 18:43

Chris Rock
Eddie Izzard
Patton Oswalt
Louie C.K.
Robert Schimmel

Topic Hits and Misses of the Oscars for you?
Posted 25 Feb 2013 10:30

Catherine Zeta Jones lip synched her song- pissed me off. This isn't the damn MTV Music Awards.

Topic how do you go about wooing your wife/girlfriend or partner?
Posted 25 Feb 2013 10:25

I have been with her for almost 23 years. I tell her every day that she is beautiful, and that I love her. She gets flowers for no reason, and I try my best to do my share of the housework- after all this time, a clean load of laundry can score more points than the flowers! But I also try to make her feel sexy and desired. She gets suggestive (and occasionally graphic) texts from me, telling her I'm thinking about her at work and can't wait to get home to do all sorts of things to her- which may (or more likely, may not) happen, but the point is that I'm thinking about her. I arrange to have the kids away now and again so we can be completely alone in the house for unrestrained, uninhibited time together. We cook together on Friday nights, each working on part of the meal, and we have drinks and wind up singing and dancing together. You have to keep trying. She is the love of my life. All my stories are about the two of us together.

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 15 Feb 2013 10:41

4 Hours ago... :)

Topic Is Lelo really worth the money?
Posted 05 Feb 2013 10:39

My wife is a HUGE fan of her Lelo. And I love watching her use it- we both win!

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 10 Nov 2012 10:53

Directions to Town Hall NYC to see Patton Oswalt last night

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 17 Oct 2012 11:29

Innocent. Ever had skype sex with someone just a few rooms away in the same house?

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 09 Oct 2012 07:33

Well I certainly would, but im not sure Nikki would be interested!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 09 Oct 2012 05:05

Sorry, no. I prefer to be the one doing the tying... ;)

Topic Authors, If you could recommend only one of your stories, which one would it be?
Posted 15 Sep 2012 10:55

I think my best is "In the Dark". Its a true story, as are all of mine, but I wrote it from the perspective of my wife (then girlfriend). I thought it would be interesting to write from a female perspective, and I think I did pretty well with it. You opinion may differ :).

The other two on here are from different points in my wife and I's relationship. One is a little long and the other is a little light, but I think "in The Dark " is my best.

Here is a link to it- Please give it a read and let me know what you think!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-dark.aspx


Thanks-

~L

Topic filming while having sex
Posted 12 Sep 2012 10:01



Oh, he's asked me many times. I'm just too shy. Embarassed


You should try what my wife and I do- we take videos using a digital camera or iphone and then watch them together afterwards and then (this is important!) DELETE THEM. That way there is never a chance they can "accidentally" be seen by others or get on the web.

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 11 Sep 2012 08:42

Based solely on her avatar- Fuck!

Topic Would You Play Music While Your Making Out?
Posted 10 Sep 2012 20:23

I have an entire playlist for my naughty sessions! ;)


Ohh- do tell! Always looking for good sex songs...

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 10 Sep 2012 17:15

I gotta say, those are some hot chicks with dicks!

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 10 Sep 2012 11:41

Oh, that submissive position. Oh, my goodness...

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 08 Sep 2012 19:48

My Wife. icon_smile

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 08 Sep 2012 19:44

Gotta pass, Arn.

Topic Has anyone ever found your sex toys?
Posted 08 Sep 2012 19:30

Not really a found toy story but-

Friends of ours were moving across the country. On the day of the move, I gave the movers a medium sized box to put on the truck. When they got to their destination in California a few days later, the box was removed and the movers in California asked my friend where she wanted the box marked "SEX TOYS"

She told them the bedroom.

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 05 Sep 2012 05:19

What was that noise? Is that one of the kids? You dont hear from them for HOURS and the second we start fucking theres something they need up on this floor- Dammit! I can't wait until they start school again!

Topic Would you go to a nude beach with a friend of the opposite sex if invited?
Posted 04 Sep 2012 20:11

The wife and I are planning on it next Friday.