I love a laugh and joke, enjoy the company of men and women. It has been said that I like a drink or three. Now then, what are you waiting for? Get to the bar, it's your round (again)I don't webcam under any repeat ANY circumstance - not even if you are Channing Tatum..(well he isn't likely to be on here)
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Guilty, more than once Ever imagined having sex with one of your neighbours?
I take a supplement (not the same as natural sunlight I know) but it does help my moods
it is so tricky, I am a chocoholic and trying to cut it out gradually, I still need my fix and have a 100cal biscuit every other day. Best healthy snack is Blueberries, but I am not keen.
Summer (ha, I live in the uk so that's about 2 weeks) nakedWinter: pj's but I can get them off really quickly, lots of practice (:
sorry, i just had to post thisA man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Anxious to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "So where are you flying to today?" She turns and smiles, and says, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention, in Chicago." He swallows hard, and is instantly CRAZED with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "And what's your role at this convention?" She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto his eyes and says, "Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really" he says, swallowing hard. "And what myths are those?" She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who romance women best, on average." "Very interesting," the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed, and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name." The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto... Tonto Goldstein."
Just seen this is a guy's forum, sorry I am new. (oops) she is really sexy though.
I don't go for redheads as a rule, but there is one Kelly Reilly an actress, look her up on google. WoW
yes, go directly to my webpage dubya dubya dubya ropeadope dot commmmmoh and (just) to verify your age, you must leave your credit card number, expiry date and 3 digit security code oh and your billing address please.
My old friend Jack Daniels (other Whiskey's are available)
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