Please do not send a private chat request unless you ask first becuase I will immediately close the conversation unless you are a dear friend that I know pretty well. Please do not just PM me just to ask if I am horny, because I am likely not to answer you. However, if you have more to say than that, we may get some where. Oh and by the way, I'm not here for drama and stuff with other members, I'm here for fun, friends and hot stories. Formerly LovelyAlexis...I was forced to have to make a new account.
Well, I was going to post some funnies of my own, but for some reason it isnt working. Do I not have enough posts or something? :(
Ok, ok...you really had me going there..:p
Is there a possbility that we could have options on our Friends list to be visible to some but not to others? Reason I ask..is though I love talking to everyone, sometimes I just want to talk to one person, while not 'snubbing' anyone else. I do love the 'inivisible' option, but then the person I want to talk to without interruption can't see me and if they are invisible I can't see them. Just a suggestion.
For the 3 that seem to 'love CATS' - - - S, Z & T We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. 'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.' 'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. 'Reset it yourself!' 'But I'm scared!' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in?' There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second.' So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding. Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. 'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?' Why is it that only the women laugh at this? Bat OMG.... thats sad...but I can't help laughing either.. *snickers*
Authors Note: I would like to thank a dear and special friend here at Lush for their help when the writer's block set in. They know who they are! Secret Admirer 2: Teasing And Claiming It was a typical Thursday for Miranda, but it had been six days since the eventful Friday night she’d spent in Antonio’s penthouse. Just the thoughts of all they had done and the way he had treated her,...
Added 15 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Miranda had just gotten home from work on Friday evening after a tiring day, and had nothing on her mind but taking a hot shower and curling up on the sofa with a good movie. She wandered into the bedroom of her apartment, took off her clothes and looked in the mirror. At almost 30, she was lovely. Her blond hair fell in waves past her shoulders and to the middle of her back and her...
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Part 1 Jackie Anderson sighed as she stood looking in the full length mirror after stepping out of the shower. It had been about a year since the divorce and her kids were away for the summer with their father. Since she didn’t have them to help around the house, she had decided to hire two college students for the summer. They should be arriving any time to stay and help her keep the house...
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'He's perfect" I think as I watch him walk by;and he is, perfection. From his shoulder length, dark hair, to his beautiful brown eyes. His handsome face, his lovely hands. I wonder what it would be like to feel those hands touching me, to feel his lips kiss me all over. I shiver a little and feel a twinge between my thighs, from seeing him, from thinking about him. My name is Alexis and I'll...
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