Well hello, I'm Lola, just a twisted dirty girl that is here to read a few stories and chat with some friends. Thanks for stopping by for a little look-see.
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OK. I am an old fart and I love expressions but what the hell is a "Dutch Oven." Urban dictionarys definition: The act of trappung someone under the bed covers while releasing vile ass fumes.
I've played the bedroom version of ring toss with my gf anyone else? Does it involve a pineapple ring?
Likes the feel of cool cabbage leaves wrapped around his cock and must change them out hourly.
Will only matsurbate on Wednesdays, at 1:11.
He brags that he has a cow to make garen compost , but it is really so he can squish his feet in a fresh pie every day.
Found a funny video that could really help many. Alas, I am inept at adding the link. Maybe someone, with superior skills can do this for me It is "Keye and Peele Cunnilingus Class."
In the bedroom? I LOVE to play "Dutch Oven". He only plays "Dutch Oven" so I will wear this to bed: http://upload.lushstories.com/1117314644-SC20140303-214629-1.jpg I do it because it makes him happy (and triple viagra hard) & then he does that special thing I like.
Sometimes guys are just too impatient.Switching back and forth between fingers, tongue, pressure on different areas is all fine and dandy but when it really matters a guy will switch things up, at the wrong moment, at last possible second and then the moment is lost.Not cool... Not cool at all. http://upload.lushstories.com/1202907253-MenVSWomen.jpg This.And there are those guys that know the clit needs attention so they attack it in 5th gear right off. Big turn-off. They don't jack their cock at full speed when they first start, so WTF would make a guy think that is the way to make a girl cum?
I've been called a witch doctor, but I'm not.
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