About madbadpenguin
Biography

Well I'm into my early 30's, maybe life hasn't worked out exactly the way I would have thought at the start but I'm happy and that is a lot more than can be said for many people I know.

I'm not feeling superior about that, I'm just in a good place and liking it.

Name:
madbadpenguin
Date Joined:
19 Jul 2012
Last Visit:
18 Jun 2013 (11 hours ago)
Sex:
Male 
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Photography (cool snapshots when the world puts something nice in front of me), reading, perusing the internet, running (with various levels of success), Paragliding (I have completed the basic course and now just want to get some more done), Walking my dogs (I have a pair of Akitas, they are great relaxed fatties).

I'm sure there is more but as talking about me is something I find boring you can feel free to ask any questions you want, just bear in mind that the answer you get might not always be the one you expect.
Favorite Books:
I read pretty much anything as long as it is well written, although the Harry potter books are not for me, I think that any grown man reading them should have the common decency to wrap them up in porn and pretend they are reading something designed for adults.
Favorite Authors:
Richard Preston used to be my favorite author, but it has been a while since I read anything of his.
Favorite Movies:
This is going to take a while,

Goodfellas, Pulp fiction, Reservoir dogs, Old Boy, Old School, Superbad, Ted,
Favorite Music:
Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Prodigy, Flo Bots, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Del Amitri, Otis Reading, Sigur Ros, Al Green, Frank Turner, Jack Pinate, The Eels, this list could go on quite a bit but I think you get the idea...

I like late 90's to early 2000's dance it was such a great time in my life where the music just fitted (If you speak to anyone in the UK who was of the right age at that time, I'm sure they will tell you the same)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted: 28 May 2013 15:34

Glad I could be of assistance

Topic: Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted: 19 May 2013 08:47

The simplest way I can think to explain feedback is two annoying people.

One is a microphone, the other a speaker, imagine them in jumpers with their names on.

Now this pair being idiots of the type in dumb and dumber, they got into an argument, what ever the microphone says the speaker says back a little louder. The microphone can hear the speaker so repeats this again a little louder, the speaker then shouts the same a little louder. At some point the word that was said is lost and the important thing is these two idiots are making noise (hence the tone you hear not the original noise repeated), as they can shout as loud as each other, and are stupid enough to not get bored, the only way to stop it is to move the away from each other.

I hope that helps, just remember any idea can be explained, as long as its done right.

Topic: What NOT to do naked ...
Posted: 24 Feb 2013 20:19

I think if you did answer the door that way, many more people would come to visit!

Fry sausages

Topic: Giving or receiving which do you prefer
Posted: 24 Feb 2013 19:45

Can I say both!

I love to give her a red ass, and who doesn't like to recieve her moans when she is squirming trying to get me to give in and stop teasing her!

Topic: Agree/disagree
Posted: 24 Feb 2013 16:20

Almost agree, the only problem would be that social convention as we know it has built up for a reason (starting with the 10 commandments and all that pish). But people shouldn't be shunned if they want to follow a less trodden path.

That you can't get quicker than a kwik fit fitter?

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 21 Jan 2013 17:52

She doesn't wear underwear, as its not fun

Topic: sexy tattoos
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 15:39

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/4.1.jpg

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/E.jpg

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chelsea-front-alt-girl-08.jpg

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/FRONT-MAG-SEANY-6.jpg

Oh and as I'm here!

It would be rude not to contribute, and if your after finding where I got the photos from its Frontarmy

Topic: sexy tattoos
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 11:48

Why buy a car when you can walk?

Its people letting the world see what is important to them, I dont have one, as I can't get the one I want. But if someone want's it bad enough to have it etched onto them forever, then why can't the like that.

Topic: The real reason why girls don't voice chat/voice message with online programs?
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 11:00

I'm kinda surprised that no one has said, the girls you talk to with the perfectly lighted photos, that say they are from a small town, their friends don't understand them, only have one forum post and stay only in chat rooms, they have a penis.

That is possibly why the don't want to speak to you.

Oh and just because I think it flows with the context

http://www.youtube.com/embed/dqODwFyjcZ4

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Jan 2013 14:34

I'm not sure slip in is the right phrase! There would have to be more of an entrance

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The first wrong step

She was there on the bed, wondering how exactly she managed to get into this situation. Not that she was new to sex but this, this was different. The reason she was face down on the bed wasn't for any complex reason, it was simple, the person there in the room did something she could not understand. The effect he had on her was like nothing she had ever known, it was almost as if his...

Added 21 Aug 2012 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 5,971 | 6 Comments

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Saga
Posted: 28 May 2013 20:44

Thank you for reading my new story "Look at me..." I really appreciate it.

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Posted: 25 Feb 2013 06:39
Thanks for the add!

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Posted: 18 Feb 2013 15:51

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Nordic_Pixie
Posted: 06 Jan 2013 16:54

Thanks for being really great about everything

Saga
Posted: 01 Jan 2013 08:23
All the best for the New Year.

Poppet
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 15:58
*I’m wishing all my dearest friends on Lush a wonderful New Years and to have an amazing 2013. Let the past of 2012 go and break free. Enjoy, embrace and accept what 2013 has to offer you. Take it on like a new challenge and to never let anything hold you back. The best of luck with all you have to offer 2013!!!!!*

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Posted: 30 Dec 2012 11:37

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Nordic_Pixie
Posted: 21 Dec 2012 12:19

I made a Christmas wish for you,
For a holiday full of pleasure,
Friends and family all around,
And memories to treasure.

I wish for you a Christmas filled
With joyous holiday cheer;
I wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a very Happy New Year!

Saga
Posted: 20 Dec 2012 16:39

Poppet
Posted: 15 Dec 2012 19:30
*Some of you have been a friend; some of you are fans of my work, some I see and hang out with in chat rooms, or maybe even in the forum. However I value each and every one of you. I’m truly honored to have met you and have you in my life. Be it you've been in my Lush life since the start or just meeting days ago. You've come into my life for a reason. Thank you kindly for being a friend, or a supporter, or a fan. Someone who believes in what I do. I’m grateful beyond words to have such amazing friends in such a short time here on Lush. Merry Christmas to you! *

Saga
Posted: 11 Dec 2012 21:04

Poppet
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 18:30
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Hoping for a stress free month. Enjoy!

Poppet
Posted: 01 Dec 2012 13:46
Oh how I love my British Boys!!! Mmmmm

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Posted: 19 Nov 2012 18:47
Have a good night G.S

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