Forum posts made by madbadpenguin

Topic Sexiest Underwear
Posted 16 Feb 2014 12:00

Something that makes her feel good, a woman who exudes confidence is noticeable.

Topic Accent
Posted 28 Jan 2014 09:39

Well I have a Northern English accent, slightly softer than the RP (posh accent) from further down south, although I would like to think I am no less articulate because of it.

But you can judge for yourself.

https://soundcloud.com/madbadpenguin/if-by-rudyard-kipling

As for the British vs English/Scottish/Wales/Northern Ireland I don't have an issue with anyone who doesn't come from this group of nations knowing about it. They can happily say I have a British accent, I am quite surprised by the people on here saying something like that annoys them. If they don't come from around these islands, why would they know? I certainly don't think so.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 28 Jan 2014 07:56

I have gone a little retro

Reel Big Fish - Sell Out

Topic Shower gel .... with zing!!
Posted 26 Jan 2014 15:31

I am from the UK, a few years ago you used to be able to pick up a shower gel from the guys section in Lush (shop that sells lots of smelly stuff) that was in an ice cube bag, so you used to pop it out and shower with one or two of them.

I have no idea if they still sell it though, having chatted about this I might go look it up again.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 22 Jan 2014 05:39

When she trusts me enough to freely give me control. Knowing that she trusts me with something so precious, something that she hasn't known she can give to someone before.

Then that small darkness that I get growing inside, the need to let her know why she gave it to me.

That is a little glimpse of heaven for me.

Topic Are all men unsatisfied with the size of their penis?
Posted 09 Jan 2014 17:05

Mine isn't huge, but its not tiny.

Its kinda like breast sizes, you might not be happy with it, and want bigger, but the person you are with will be happy or they wouldn't be with you.

For a question like this I will have to quote a friend of mine, who on having a drunken girl breaking up with him in the pub, she screamed at him that he had a tiny cock, he just smiled stood up and said "If you didn't have a minge like a pringles can it would be ok, and its big enough to let me cum every time....."

Topic Where is the riskiest or oddest place you've had sex?
Posted 09 Jan 2014 16:27

Having had a think, it seems there are a few places, although I would say I don't have a huge need for it to be in public it is just once the urge gets a little overwhelming.

In a park on a walk home from a meal out and a drink - we got quite carried away and fell off the park bench, hit the floor and then carried on. This left her clean white skirt with quite a mud patch on the back, so much so we had to throw it out.

A snow covered wood in Finland, there was an interesting problem when it got a little rougher, and the snow fell off the tree covering us! It wasn't the longest session, but it was -20c.

A hot tub in Finland, which wasn't that far from the Yuki (a chalet), we did have to sit down when a group went past on a late night snowmobile trip lol.

A hotel in front of a large window, several carparks, and a bosses desk.

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 05 Jan 2014 19:30

And I am atrocious at being dominated,

So a match made in.... well Lush clearly!

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 03 Jan 2014 23:13

A range of G&Ts

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 03 Jan 2014 20:18

A job I will happily take on for you Choosie!

Topic The little things that turn you on...
Posted 24 Dec 2013 03:26

When you get a good grip of her hair, the noise she makes....

Nothing in the world gets me harder faster

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 16 Dec 2013 22:05

Yes, Yes I would!

Topic Corsets......
Posted 27 Oct 2013 07:40

//www.youtube.com/embed/Va0FdsopJSI

Its a little retro but its relevant

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 27 Oct 2013 07:16

Steak with home made honey and wholegrain mustard potatoes.

Tell us something that happened 5+ years ago that you still regret/feel guilty about.

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 27 Oct 2013 06:44

Dominate

Topic Can anyone recommend a good vibrator pleeeeaaase...?
Posted 26 Oct 2013 22:04

Lorzy no matter what you pick, go through lovehoney (), they have amazing customer service, they will take returns if anything is broken upto a year.

Topic What Are You Wearing?
Posted 16 Oct 2013 07:18

My work outfit!

Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 16 Oct 2013 07:18

Your husband looses control of his bladder next time you give him head!

I wish for more redheaded women in my area!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:55

Yes, she has a great sense of humor

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 06 Oct 2013 10:42

Why the Devil not?

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 06 Oct 2013 10:25

Pass

Topic World around you in two words
Posted 06 Oct 2013 10:22

Steamy kitchen!

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 06 Oct 2013 10:18

Well thank you very much, although it appears your not that choosie!

And I will say why the hell not!

Topic What is the number one place on earth you want to travel to?
Posted 06 Oct 2013 10:04

Back to the Arctic Circle, I loved the Husky Sledging, so once in the next 3 years I want to head back there, and maybe another couple of days on a Snowmobile as well, as that was also pretty fucking awesome.

You couldn't beat the views, although next time I will have to take a better face cover as I had ice on my eye lashes lol

And if you can't get why I want to go back, have a look why! It was the most amazing peaceful place I have ever been.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/382378_10150878872285583_1650666034_n.jpg

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Sep 2013 07:54

Pass

Topic Iphone 5 or Samsung Galaxy S4
Posted 22 Sep 2013 10:41

There is also the Sony Z1, it rocks a 20 Mega pixel camera, good build quality and runs Android.

I am starting to get a little concerned with the amount of the Telecoms market that the Chinese are moving into, although I am not on my own. The Australian government have told Huawei not to bother bidding for the upcoming large infrastructure internet build out there. There is also concern that the United Kingdoms Cyber Security Evaluation Centre is being run by the same company, and once Parliament find out they have opened an inquiry into this.

Or it could just be me lol



Topic What type of sex are you? (quiz)
Posted 16 Sep 2013 09:19


You Scored as Rough
Woah! Calm it down before you break something! You are the type to keep going and going (are there energizer batteries in you or something)? You also like to be handled, or be the handler.


Rough
79%
Passionate
67%
Lusty
63%
Gentle
29%

Well it appears I am part of the Minority on here!

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 15 Sep 2013 18:49

I would happily oblige Lexi, now if you could just stand over here, relax and ignore this piece of rope!

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 11 Sep 2013 14:43

I remember when Pluto was a planet!