I Am Legend.Nah, I'm not as cool as Will Smith. As Jay McInerney once said of Kurt Vonnegut, I am a "satirist with a heart, a moralist with a whoopee cushion, a cynic who wants to believe." I am also:-A graduate of one of the finest schools of journalism in the world.-A grammar snob. If the writing is bad, I'm liable to sprint quickly in the opposite direction, sometimes as fast as I run from country music.-A fan of Dancing_Doll, whose work not only brought me here, but led to my 1st story being published on Lush.-Someone who hated reading as a kid until JK Rowling got me hooked. -A beer snob. -A romantic.-A realist.-A lover of music.-A storyteller.-A philosophical thinker. -A friend. -A lover of women, especially the ones who can make me laugh, even when I don't want to.-And someone who's been told that he has the fingers to pleasure a Giraffe. (You'll just have to ask).Writing has always been a part of me, even when it hasn't. As one of my favorite authors once said, "What do any of us have when words fail us?" ---------I like to keep a close knit of friends and I don't usually add folks on my own. If you want to add me, at least include a reason why.
“Now then, shall we make a deal, Maxwell?” the man asked, reaching out gnarled fingers to move an onyx pawn one square forward across the chessboard. The man looked up from the game, lips forming a slanted, unnatural smile. I jolted awake in a sticky cold sweat at one in the morning to a clock flashing neon light and a whistling, icy draft. The scratch of my antique record player coming...
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