I was talking about hers ...

YOU being the pain in her ass




Nah, I make it feel good. You got the wrong guy.

I thought you liked that sort of thing...




Not in my ass.

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I would pop that coochie.

Anyone ever see the Brown Bunny? That had a literal happy ending at the end... Kinda ironic.

How? That movie has a textbook traditional happy ending.

There was a river of shit involved though... Not very traditionally happy, but i know what you mean.

That might be what happens to you Felix, but what Leiza is trying to say is instead of cheating, try talking to your wives about what the problems are. English is not her first language and I asked her what her post meant earlier. So it's better to just sweep things under the carpet?

People who do that usually turn around one day and find they have no wife or children still living in the same house with them.




Sounds like a huge pain in the ass.

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http://www.youtube.com/embed/hEK4h_p6N6U

It's this kind of shit that makes guys not want to talk to their wives, to be honest.

Poor guy asks her how her day was and he's hit with "DON'T I ROCK YOUR WORLD ANYMORE!? DON'T YOU WANT TO SPARE MY PAIN!?"

Who wants to deal with that... Give me a break.

I don't know why people that break the rules/laws think they are special and it doesn't apply to them... If the girl wouldn't have broken the law and messed around with a child then she wouldn't be in this predicament. Why does she think she is special? The truth is the other girl is FOURTEEN. She should know better.

The Way Of The Gun

I thought I was the only fan of that forgotten gem. Such a great movie. Watch it lushies.

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