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Topic: Farm Subsidies
Posted: 12 Jul 2014 18:15

I just want to say as a farm girl, I'm very pleased with how many people are actually very well informed on these issues. :D

Totally unexpected and I think it's pretty cool too.

Now if people would start ponying up for sustainable products.

Topic: what interracial relationships are common in your area?
Posted: 11 Jul 2014 15:49

Almost everyone around here (central Scotland) is white, so there's no interracial relationship that is particularly common.

Non red headed whites getting with gingers is considered interracial I read.

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 15:41

Just to provoke thought (hopefully) I was having a phone conversation with a friend a little while ago. And we were just joking about our girls nights out and how fun it is to get called uptight bitches or ugly and things like that by guys trying to hit on us when we're just out to have a good time and not really looking to hook up with anyone.

But that totally relates to this thread. It's funny how being called names for turning a guy down is something I prepare myself for the moment I know a guy is about to hit on me because it could really go either way. He could accept my response and move on, or he can be a total dick about it. Many choose the latter, and I just always chalk it up to the fact that some guys are jerks (and granted, some are). It's so much deeper than that. Those guys got offended because approaching my friends and me was just a formality. There was never any real choice in the matter. There was only one right answer, and it was 'yes'. Failure to acquiesce meant there was something wrong with us, and nothing at all wrong with them.

My friends and I have even been asked things like, 'Why are you even out if you're gonna be that way?' As if we had no right to go out unless it was to meet and hook up with men. We weren't women out and dressed nice/hot to enjoy ourselves. We were out to tease men and turn them down because we were a bunch of stuck up bitches.

This is my reality. And it really shouldn't be.

The same driving force behind the actions of these men is the same driving force behind assault, rape, domestic abuse/violence, etc.

Just some food for thought.

Well of course it is wrong for men to react that way. You think I have never been called a fag by women or asked if I like boys instead when they hit on me and I don't respond? Especially if I am at a bar or a club? Trust me when I say that just about 90% of women react in a negative way when turned down. They go right for the insult wether it's about liking boys or being too cheap to buy a drink or having a little dick etc. The difference of course is that some men (way more than women) have a violent streak in them. They have a sense of entitlement and they will "show that bitch".

How you can get some men to not think that way? I don't know... Not quickly anyway. It takes generations and generations. 100, 200 years ago, 400, 800... It was even harder to be a woman. Read any history and you will see how women were treated compared to now. It has gotten a lot better in some parts of the world at least. It takes generations of men teaching their sons to treat women right and generations of women not settling for men that treat them wrong. Eventually the men with a misogynist mindset will go extinct but it takes a long time and I don't really see any other way that it can happen besides time and proper upbringing of the next generation.

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 15:22

Speaking of vigilante complexes... A story about a veteran shooting a "thug" in chicago last weekend was brought up here. What actually happened was that a small group of people including the veteran left a party and when they got to their car their was a cup on it. Instead of removing the cup and leaving or just driving off and letting the cup fall off they started demanding to know who's cup it was. Instead of the veteran's party just leaving they decided to wait for someone from the other party to go to their home and get a gun. The veteran was not afraid of course and decided to stand his ground and get into an unnecessary gunfight. The veteran hit the guy twice and the guy hit a woman in the veteran's party twice. I bet you the woman in the party wished they would have just left instead of the veteran deciding he was dirty harry. This was a situation created by the veteran because he felt invincible with his gun and he got his friend shot twice because there was a cup on his car and he couldnt let that slide and just leave.

Compare this to the other story that was just brought up about target not wanting guns on its premises and the assumption that muggers are up to date on these new rules (lol) and deciding that because it's a gun free zone they will now go after people at target... because muggings only happen in gun free zones... But anyway the difference is that no one died in those muggings. Probably because the victims didn't pull out a gun.

Just today I read a story about a man killing 6 people including 4 children and also wounding a 15 year old girl in Texas. Most definitely not a gun free state. I also read another story about a 10 year old in North Carolina shooting his grandfather because he had shot his dad. The grandfather died and the dad went to the hospital. This is what is most likely to happen when there are guns in the home. When it is too easy for mentally unstable and irresponsible people to own guns. Domestic violence is usually the outcome. Not some heroic fantasy of saving the weak from thugs.

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 15:05

for those new to the thread, a recap:


gals: i'd just like to feel safe.


gals: and be able to go somewhere without being afraid.


gals: and to know that i won't be raped, or harassed, or made to feel like a second class citizen with no voice. i just want to be heard.


Brick wall

Most men in this thread have already posted at length about misogyny. It's not really a debate on wether it exists or if it's a problem. The news coming out everyday involves guns so naturally it is a more easily debatable topic. Combining all three aspects of this thread into one post takes a lot of work and is very challenging so I, myself, don't expect people to have the time to write an essay on it. Unfortunately misogyny is a very deep rooted illness in the entire world that is not easily treated. If women weren't allowed to vote, for example, we could debate the voting laws and people could give the pros and cons on women's right to vote in the same way that we can "debate" gun laws. Understand?

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 08 Jul 2014 17:29

I don't care what you think, I CHOSE to enlist because I was fed up with gutless wonders like you who would (IN PUBLIC) talk about how the war was "immoral" and in private admit that they were terrified that their number would come up in the draft and they WOULDN'T have the GPA. It occurred to me that feeling the disgust for them that I did I was in the WRONG place.

Wrong order on the jobs as I wasn't specific about it I WANTED you to do MORE garbage speculation. I was a bouncer first in the toughest nightclub I town. When I took the job we were averaging two fights a week in what the drunks called "the knife and gun club". When I quit 4 1/2 years later I had the average down to...two a YEAR. Memory problems still bothering you are they? I've already said I worked for the State of Illinois as a Security Officer guarding (by myself on my midnight to 0800 shift) over 600 residents, the nursing personnel on duty, a museum filled with exhibits (many of which were better weapons than the police carry) worth millions of dollars, a pharmacy and a cemetery kids loved to vandalize sitting on nearly 300 acres of grounds. Oh and BTW at that time you got drafted for TWO years, I served THREE dolt. My reasons for leaving (I DID consider staying in, especially as they offered me a promotion to do so)) were and remain my own business.

Second paragraph...and you accuse ME of "rambling"? As to your request, go look at what ELSE happened in Chicago over the weekend (as per the veteran and concealed carry permit holder who saved lives by returning fire on the thug who was firing at a crowd of which he was a part.

Funny, no comment at all on my speculation and observations regarding your confessed hypocrisy? Hmmm...

A security guard is a security guard... It's a guy that blows a whistle at kids or calls the cops when something serious happens. Your reason for enlisting is laughably unbelievable and you chose to not explain why someone with a vigilante fantasy like you didn't make a career in the military or become a police officer but rather chose to be a security officer in such dangerous places like a museum, some kind of facility thats needs nurses and a cemetery LOL! Also when you say that you guarded them by yourself it lets me know just how high risk these places were. They only needed one whole security guard.

Finally a news story about a citizen with a gun... I know what news story you are talking about and I have some comments about it... But can you give us a source for fuck's sake. I'm curious where you get your news and also it makes it easier for me and everyone else to follow along if you can source at least one thing you say. It's not hard. Just copy and paste the url of where you got your news story from. You had a 3.75 gpa, you should be able to figure it out.

As for my confessed hypocrisy, I am not sure what you are talking about. Care to make your thought intelligible?

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 08 Jul 2014 16:21

Yet more dishonesty from the master of dishonesty. Who was it that assailed "MY" intellect previously when I told Xuani that this thread is and has been about politicians and gun control from the start and you ASSUMED that I was the one who didn't KNOW that? (The problem with lies is that it's tough to keep track of what you've said.) Now, while my life is none of your business nor anyone else's a few MORE FACTS seem to be needed to counter yet one MORE faulty assumption of yours that you are once again using in an attempt to discredit me. I wasn't drafted, I dropped out of college with a 3.75 GPA out of a possible 4.0 (EASILY good enough to have held the deferment that as an only child and thus "lone surviving son" I wouldn't have needed anyway and...ENLISTED in the Corps and volunteered for both duty in Vietnam and Recon. However, what OTHER ASSUMPTION could I reasonably expect from some rich bitch, elitist? "A FEW YEARS"? I was a state Security Officer for nearly 20 years, and didn't bother to mention being a bouncer in a CW nightclub for nearly 5 more. Hmm, 3+5+18= nearly half my life spent handling weapons and protecting others BY CHOICE. (Feel free to stow your "heroic fantasy" trash where the sun don't shine too. I don't NEED to fanaticize it's called "been there and done that.") Oh, and did I at any time say that my educational process stopped there? NO! Nor, do I intend to drag it out here as your friend saw fit to do.

I'm aware that there are NUMEROUS aspects to this thread. I have focused on ONE aspect just as others (Mazza for example) have FOCUSED on other aspects. But, realizing that would require more in the way of mental prowess than you are evidently capable of, inspite of your SELF PROCLAIMED mental superiority. But, that isn't the only way in which you perceive yourself to be "superior" is it Felix? Like your hero and fellow elitist Mike Bloomberg you too pay others to protect you (IF what you yourself have said can be believed.) Like his hilarious press conference with his armed body guards in the room (who have concealed carry permits for the AT LEAST four guns they were carrying) as he proclaimed that NO ONE NEEDS a gun to protect themselves! Oh, that's right, the other people on this thread are too poor and too inconsequential to DESERVE protection...unlike you and Mikie...right?

I do not KNOW but I strongly suspect that you INHERITED money, as I cannot imagine ANY company that would pay you well to BE as assumptive and as consistently WRONG as you've proven yourself to be...HERE! Oh and FYI for you and your Nursing profession buddy; I too AM elite. Elite Special Forces, well trained, extremely capable, trusted to properly utilize millions of dollars worth of equipment and give direction to the pilots flying some of it. I ONLY pull a gun when the situation CLEARLY dictates the NEED to do so and am deadly accurate on those occasions when it does. ANYONE can put bullets through paper. Hitting what you're aiming at when it's someone SHOOTING BACK is another matter entirely, just ask anyone else who's ever "been there!" You may now resume your hypocritical preaching.

Dropping out of college when you have a decent GPA to enlist as a grunt... I'm sorry but that story doesn't really add up.

After your short stint in the military - unlike someone that enlisted rather than getting drafted - you decided to not make a career out of it - was it your choice? who knows and I doubt you'll be honest about that - So then you became a heroic security officer... One of those guys that kinda looks like a cop but is not really a cop... Protecting rich people's assets 'n' such. Couldn't make it on the police force I suppose. Then after that you became a bouncer... "Wait, you can't come in yet" ... ten minutes later ... "Okay now you can come in, let me see your ID and your wrist so I can stamp it." The devolving progression is funny to me. What's your next career move? You gonna make change at an arcade? LOL

I have clearly posted about mental illness, rape culture and guns from the start, even adding things about the media..Not sure why you keep bringing up LadyX as I also reminded her to look at the title of the thread and that yes, the thread is about guns as well. I know you're trying hard to make it look like I insulted her but she knows that I know that she wanted me to stop talking about guns because gun nuts like yourself are easily infuriated stupid animals as some of the posters before you proved and you are currently proving now. She isn't offended because she knows that I know why she wanted to turn the topic away from guns. See, she knew that the other topics here would not be addressed by the gun nuts and that they would focus on the gun part and scream that people are trying to take their guns when no one is saying that. It is you and the other gun nuts that turned the focus of this thread to that by only addressing that aspect of it. You understand now? You are a unique one though since you also brought your misogyny to light. It's almost like you made yourself a display of what this thread is about. (not in a good way) Again, this is why your intelligence is brought into question by myself and many posters in this thread.

Remember when I asked you to produce a story where a citizen with a gun prevented a mass shooting and you brought a story up where a citizen got himself killed and put other citizens in danger because he had a gun? That is still making me laugh... You are still welcomed to find one story to back up your claims that more citizens with guns creates less killing... Last story I can remember of a citizen doing anything with their gun is George Zimmerman.

In other news...


Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 08 Jul 2014 10:23

And YOU know WHAT about me? Nothing more than Felix. Thank you. "Without any kind of proof". Which proves my point. Next, I personally could care less about your educational level or his, nor am I impressed by your competitive shooting records. When you two "theorists" are through telling me everything you BELIEVE you know about me THEN you can tell me how often your targets were shooting BACK! USMC 1969-1972, Vietnam 1970-1971 Combat Action Ribbon, Grunt, Recon and Prisoner Escort/Brig Guard; Many years as a Security Officer for the State of Illinois and repeated training with regard to the legal use of both force and deadly force. I am fed up with his arrogant garbage and you can feel free to take a hike with him!

How's that working out for you? Having a few years of your life define who you are. In those times, anyone could be drafted to do what you did. Anyone. Not anyone could be intelligence though, or air force etc. Also, being in the vietnam war for a year isn't a get out of jail free card to be a misogynist shithead boob. Being a grunt isn't more important than people keeping our economy going, it's probably less important. It also has nothing to do with this thread.

The reason why your low level intelligence and lack of education are brought into question is because you don't even understand what this thread is about. You don't even know what my stance is... You are the type of person that hears, "maybe we should take gun control a little more seriously" and you hear "the liberal hippies want to come take my dick away from me". You're boring, predictable, stupid and dangerous. People who think like you are dangerous. Black and white thinkers like you prevent the advancement of this country.

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 07 Jul 2014 21:06

I suppose you would lump me in with Felix, except for the minor fact that I am a gun owner and avid competitor.

Actually... I do own guns. They are not a hobby, I do not carry them around, I do not talk about them. I will probably get rid of them if someone moves in with me again or if I have a child in the future. More chance of those guns leading to something tragic in the home than any kind of self defense or some heroic fantasy. Especially since I live somewhere very safe and very hard to break into.

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 07 Jul 2014 18:02


I said I know what type of person you are.

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