Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jun 2013 20:38
This is what I play for chicks as I unveil my majestic wang.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/r_BaPSlfZjM
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 14 Jun 2013 03:02
Yep, I know... and I looked through The Rules of a Gentleman which Crazydiamond posted...
No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
Yes good hygiene. Considering what entails a dirty sanchez, I will leave this one alone and bid thy fair maiden, sexytwenties, goodnight ;)
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 14 Jun 2013 02:37
According to a previous post, you're not a descendant of hidalgo, so this doesn't relate to you!
Oh si! You are correct, I am a descendant of Pancho Villa, heir to Dirty Sanchez. You know how that story ends...
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 14 Jun 2013 01:35
A lady doesn't have people "let" her win, she wins. As a lady, I won't wrestle you because it wouldn't be proper to cause you such embarrassment!
Ah, but as a gentleman squire, descendant of hidalgo, I would let you win without you even realizing that I let you. You would think it was all your doing. That's the way of a true gentleman.
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 14 Jun 2013 01:16
No, sorry. A lady doesn't wrestle.
But I was planning on letting you win.
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 14 Jun 2013 00:39
Whew, that's a relief! I hope you've been practicing your martial arts!
You want to wrestle and find out?
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 13 Jun 2013 23:39
I gotta admit, I was thinking the same thing... and it would be pretty fun to ignore you if you were being a drunken idiot!
No way girl, I play that finesse game with you. Fine little specimen like you... Unf! I would never never act in an un-gentlemanly manner with you.
Topic Do You Have Any Unsual Turn-ons?
Posted 13 Jun 2013 23:03
I like when girls wear beanies. And too many rings. And converse. And have skills. And have holes in their stalkings. Also when they cuss a lot but not at me.
Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 Jun 2013 22:40
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7e0b553f5cca88b1d1a49a21e6f2109/tumblr_mnue4mEZ891rz95auo1_500.jpg
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 13 Jun 2013 22:40
I never got any of your messages 
Consider yourself lucky. My ridiculous drunken perv messages are an acquired taste.
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 13 Jun 2013 22:38
The notion of "the gentleman" is steeped in class structure and social elitism. Success and privilege allowed men to be gentlemen but they certainly didn't get that success by being gentlemen.
Poems like Kipling's "If" and Henley's "Invictus" give an indication of the measure of a man as does the book "Self Help" by Samuel Smiles - a text book for social climbing in the Victorian era. These brought the idea that if you act like a gentleman you could be one.
Acting like a gentleman is like any other form of courtship - it's a display mechanism - peacocking. Here I am, I'm educated, well-dressed, charming and successful - I will make a perfect mate. And women are suckers for it, every time. We don't have the benefit of wearing push-up bras and heels (most of us, any way) so we have to make do by giving you believable compliments and looking like we're interested in what you're saying.
A real gentleman will make you feel like it was your idea when he dumps you.
This is almost as funny as misterdark's post...almost.
Topic How many of you guys get manicures/pedicures?
Posted 13 Jun 2013 00:46
I will get a pedicure here and there, with the foot massage. It feels nice.
I do it because I take my bitches to get their nails done how I like it. (no joke) I'm gonna pay so instead of waiting around being all bored I get my feet taken care of, fuck it. American dream bitches.
Topic Does it mean she likes you?
Posted 13 Jun 2013 00:23
Absolutely yes. No question.
I've blown so many big, thick, juicy loads on my ladyX voodoo doll and now she's my slave. Need any more proof? Look at her saying "no question" It's because I jizz. I jizz on a voodoo doll of her, and she can feel it.
Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 13 Jun 2013 00:08
Educate yourselves on where guns come from and what they do, gun hobbyists.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/B7q3tokn4ew
A fucking hobby. What a joke.
Topic Does it mean she likes you?
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:46
I need to know if a girl likes you if you ejaculate when you masturbate thinking about her?
Fuck yeah she does dude. You know like when you get a sneezing fit and someone says "oh man that means someone is talking about you". That shit is true, it's some weird voodoo connection going on. Jizzing is the same thing but the other way around. When you jizz it means you're turning her to starting to like you. Yeah you will lose your friendship with the husband, but fuck that guy. What you need to do is make a little voodoo doll of her and jizz on the doll. Pretty soon she won't be able to control herself and that ass is yours. Jizz on the voodoo doll, it works, trust me.
Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:26
http://www.youtube.com/embed/3Sr-vxVaY_M
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:12
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba562843076050f38e5bdb95796ca20b/tumblr_mkl5fsWbnQ1s6zbu5o1_500.gif
http://www.youtube.com/embed/VezYuKZgdjo
Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:04
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b70fcb0a8b2c9f734b93aad7fb241c5e/tumblr_mntdhkd27B1qhybzqo1_500.jpg
Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:03
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e82792784d443c188d313d823996b52e/tumblr_ml5p1yo2Ks1rsze6qo1_500.jpg
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 12 Jun 2013 17:01
Though I'd say a slightly higher threshold is needed for one to be considered a 'true' gentleman. Say, perhaps, not shooting his load into my hair. I fucking hate that, especially when I ask him not to. No self-respecting descendant of hidalgo is unable to at least get it all on my face, if not in my gaping mouth.
Who told you to get bangs? Not me, bitch. I'm a descendant of the Mexican Pancho Villa. You think I give a shit about you having to shampoo twice? Please.
Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 11 Jun 2013 09:37
I just realized that about 90% of all the sex I have ever had is interracial. Its a numbers game though, not like I seek out one from each race or anything.
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 11 Jun 2013 08:48
Actually Jack that's not true. Recently you quoted something I said and posted "Shut up or I'll shut you up the HARD way". It upset me very much and I deleted you over it after you told me you were drunk when you posted it. I would have linked to it but can't find it now . Also, I can't see anywhere on yourmisterdark's profile that claims it is him on the beach. Just saying.
Actually, if you read that thread, I made jokes about being hard in my previous posts. You were upset that I made fun of misterdark in some other thread and you decided to say something annoying... I told you to shutup then referenced back to a previous joke and you got all pissed off and started sending me a bunch of black boxes about how rude I am. I told you I didn't care... You went on and again I told you I didn't care.
I still don't care by the way.
Also when you post pictures in your personal gallery of the same person and then say things like "at the beach" it is implying it is you... Don't be stupid.