Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Do guys really imagine having sex with all of their female friends?
Posted 02 May 2014 22:44

Not at the same time.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 02 May 2014 22:38

//www.youtube.com/embed/MB59g5_l9DM

Topic Acoustic Marvels
Posted 02 May 2014 22:10

//www.youtube.com/embed/91g8pkBVRAw

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 02 May 2014 11:34

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Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 02 May 2014 11:27



NO common senses would mean they used the toilet

Oooooh, I thought you meant you were showering together.

Topic Have you ever been busted by the cops while having sex?
Posted 02 May 2014 01:33



Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...

Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak

Oh man, you've struck oil!

Can't wait to see you embarrass yourself. (once again)

I eagerly await for this negotiation to amount to nothing for you.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 02 May 2014 01:21




http://upload.lushstories.com/2051220735-Knickerbocker.gif

What the fuck is this? Grow some balls before coming at me. laughing8

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 01 May 2014 13:38

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Topic Ever been busted by the cops?
Posted 01 May 2014 13:32



What are you prepared to pay.

You know you'd do it for a 12 pack of MGD.

Topic Does she like me?
Posted 01 May 2014 10:17

So as I left it, the last text I got from her was a :/ upset face after telling her to just forget about this stuff and no hard feelings which was Tuesday night. Yesterday I wake up, go throughout my day normally and then at 9:45pm I get a text from her. It's another stupid pic of herself when she was a little girl, and the message reads: "see I told you I haven't changed".

Literally have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Last time she did this we were cool and I went with it and joked n flirted over her pic. I haven't responded yet though, don't think I will. But what's the deal? Why send me weird younger version pics of yourself?

Send her a dick pic.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 22:29

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Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:59

I think most partners have it's only natural we do everything else together. The only problem I had was once I was showering and my partner at the time decided to take a number 2... .

Like they squatted and let loose down the drain? Or like a standing number 2?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:43

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:28




No, it was your team of doctors with your final diagnosis. My gifs weren't intended for anyone personally. Read the title of the thread.





I was just asking Trinket, stop being so mean.


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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:20

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//www.youtube.com/embed/eP_L7uJV8ek

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 16:47



WOW you're fucking hilarious you.

Thank you.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:47



I asked a "rhetorical question" which means no answer is needed alright!

Mine was a rhetorical answer, son.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:41



An exactly who are you don't ever call me Son I'm not your son alright. Your one of these people i was talking about if you got nothing good to say then don't say
then don't comment its simple!!!

You asked a question. I was just answering it. Lush isn't a church group, son.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:34

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Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:30



I agree with you an also, how nasty some Lusies can be is there seriously any need...

Lush isn't a church group, son.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:16



http://www.comicsbulletin.com/main/sites/default/files/shot/images/1204/GoTBeingaCunt.gif



Did your team of doctors give up and that was their final diagnosis???

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Topic Does she like me?
Posted 30 Apr 2014 09:36



I've given you guys 100% details. Where did I display my frustration to her, "temper tantrum"? I kept it to myself. I acknowledge she's busy but it isn't enough to make me not try.

I don't chase her. She texts me first , and as the man I try to get us doing something and not just texting all day. So I flirty text a bit, but quickly get to the point of trying to spend time with her.

If anything it's just bad timing. I mean Im frustrated but I don't hate her or anything.



So things went a little haywire

I asked her about picking her up tonight, she replied that she felt crabby. So I was turned off and said alright time to bail lol. I told her alright it's cool, don't worry about it. Told her I liked her which is why I was trying to see her and that I'll just see her around at work and no hard feelings. She replied and said I would like to hangout but the week days are just bad for me since I have school every day. I'm done with school in a week, and then I won't be so stressed.

I didn't reply for a while she texted some more: don't take it personally. You wanna talk later? I replied and said sure, she's like okay cool :) call me around 10. Then it's 9:58 she texts and says she isn't home yet but she will call me. I don't reply

It's midnight now, no text or call since. Thinking this is a lost cause, but one thing remarkable is that she is confusing as hell.

You really fucked it up. All you had to do was wait a week until she was free from her school obligations... All this "so I don't reply" bullshit doesn't make her think you're cool in her mind. It makes her think you are all butthurt. You're not even dating her yet and you're already acting like a lil bitch. Sounds like she was interested in you but your immature game playing fucked that up.

Topic Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
Posted 29 Apr 2014 23:38





You and DonkeyPunch aka Magical_Felix are just old, out of touch bastards...aka...Prudes!

aka Go for it, girl!


Try as I might, Cartoon Pussycat - I can't find that thread from April of 2010 - where you initially joined under your former repugnant username...or where you were asked by several moderators to change it to something less offensive - and then where you were finally told - in no uncertain terms - to change your username - or else.

But I'll keep devoting a few cycles a week towards looking... cuz it's probably here and this search tool of Gav's is a wonderful thing.


//www.youtube.com/embed/ms8j5g6OKZU

Hey, Nic - I found that video again!

Wow... This is pretty sad. I hope you find it though. That thread was so funny.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 23:12



Did you bother to use a dictionary on Pantaloon or you been boozing and thought you had the right word or spelling again?



Pantaloon.

pan·ta·loon
ˌpantlˈo͞on/
noun
1.
women's baggy trousers gathered at the ankles.
2.
a Venetian character in Italian commedia dell'arte represented as a foolish old man wearing pantaloons.

You are pantalooning yourself.

Only a total loser - like yourself - would think getting caught making a typo on a file name is something to be embarrassed about.

You think a typo is a big deal but...

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Post that email here then Jackson... show everyone what a liar WMM is.

I double dog dare ya. Nutbag



I don't take screen shots of everything... That's a cringe worthy habit you posses. Plus your PMs weren't just about me (90% was but still). Your feelings were hurt about another member too so it wouldn't be fair to them to repeat the lies you said about them here.



You should lay off the liquid courage before posting here, chief.

You're projecting, again. Just because you need alcohol to function doesn't mean everyone else does too...


Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 22:55


You really should take your issues up with the one person on Lush who can suspend or ban me. Throw a freaking royal hissy fit in an email to her, hell... include me and 15 or 16 of your closest friends at Lush.

I'd love to read that one!

Actually that's more your style. We aren't chicken shits... How has that been working out for you? Sending off emails like that? Do you realize how many of the 16 or 17 you sent it to were laughing at you?

And I see you already deleted your long ass rants. You just dont learn do you laughing8

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 22:51

Yanno... I snipped that video clip the other night (the porno violence above) and then .gif'd it and I called it - GettingCrowned.gif

But I wasn't going to post it at Lush - I have other forums where that kind of porno-violence is encouraged. Whoever made that one above is rather talented though . I try to stay away from showing torture or death or actual assault violence in the .gifs I create - to post - on Lush.



Making gifs of other peoples work isn't a talent... lol

Plus didn't you just yesterday or the other day post videos of people dying in a horrible way and people getting their hands cut off and shit like that... What the fuck are you talking about?

There you go pantalooning yourself again.



This email that you've referred to two or three times now ... was never sent to you, so I wonder how you ever even managed to see it...



That's just a straight up lie. You sent it to your entire friend list. I know this because several people sent it to me because it was filled with all the things you are too chicken to say about me in the forum where I can respond.



You're apparently in control these days. Getting away with all manner of harassment and posting of nasty shit, and comments, slurs and insults . See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too. Only the forum moderators can delete posts/comments, etc...and yours and his are still adorning the forum.



It's not so fun when people say them to you huh? You always insult people. I've seen it many many times. It's probably why they don't listen to your complaints when you tattle because you're a hypocrite who can't handle a dose of your own medicine.



It must be because your buddy thinks it's funny.



Who?

See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too.

Who?



We thinks you doth protest too much.



This whole post was you protesting... You're being a huge cry baby.


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Apr 2014 21:31

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Topic What food are you craving right now?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:21

An Angel's Tit.

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Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:08

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:07

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