Forum posts made by magical_felix

Shoes does have rage on his side. That goes a long way.

I still like the way W sprang back up after the first shoe. If he sprang up like that with a left hook to shoes jaw it could be devastating.

"They put the what in the what!?"

"Obviously you don't listen so good. Your posts are like a novel I swear..."

ehh, to each his/her own. I allow verbosity if the source from which it is used entertains the subjective impression that it comes from an intelligible source. If so, then i will look the word up and use it as well. Honestly, how many times have you seen a word that says what you want to say in another way, and the dictionary will not satisfy your curiosity.

Otherwise, you can instinctively ascertain whether or not one is reaching beyond their mental grasp.

I think you are the one guilty of not appreciating sarcasm this time eviotis :) I actually like Woman's posts. But I like needling her more.

I believe the only way for us to make an intelligent, informed decision on the matter is to sit around and try it...otherwise we'd all be giving an opinion on something we don't really understand...
Agreed? So, whose house is the party going to be at???

Shiiiiiiiit, cruise on over....

Edit: Nevermind, I forgot this was the fake weed thread... Carry on.

Just because having any bodily fluid in my mouth besides someones saliva from a kiss is just gross to me.

Also tasting your semen seems demeaning in a way to a man. I bet you James bond never did any shit like that.....

Do any women out there think watching the guy they're fucking eat his own cum somehow makes him a bit less manly?

Some people just don't like their mashed potatoes being drenched in gravy. They've a need to keep their corn from touching their carrots.
It's demeaning to mix your foods like that!

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We give those people an opportunity to salvage a measure of self respect.

:) I think you're on to me.

This article may be written jokingly but I thought it was 100% true. A few of my friends are "Nice guys" and they are the most bitter, self loathing sad sacks. Dressed in their khaki pants and shitty old navy tshirt with a giants baseball cap. Staring into their beer at the bar instead of talking and trying to actually be attractive to women....

They'll say shit like:

"look at that guy he isn't even talking to his girlfriend"

"If I was with her she'd be my queen."

"look at that douchebag over there he thinks he's the shit." (the douchebag being a guy with women)

They sit around wondering why pretty girls just don't like nice guys Like them only assholes boohoo... Look in the mirror, shave, get a haircut, buy some grownup clothes, grow a pair and go talk to woman.



True. Sometimes I love to watch the comments of people on amateur porn sites, comments like "what a small dick", or "he could be pumping all day long and wont make her cum", or "why would she be with that fat guy"...and I just think "okay, he's got an small dick, but he's shagging and you are wanking at your computer watching him shag".





Very true Javier. And the guy convinced her to post it on the internet. (I hope) That's stud status!

Dimitar Berbatov is the man... 5 goals today and there's still 20 mins left in the game.
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It's a bit passe after this episode:

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I thought Bush looked like a pro boxer the way he dodged that. Wouldn't mind seeing them go a couple rounds. GW might be able to take that guy.

When does someone cross the line between correctly and carefully articulated language and downright verbosity?

To me, ‘big words’ as my nephew likes to call them, are acceptable as long as they have meaning. So…not Claudius in Hamlet, who spends a great portion of the play prattling on about nothing before (SPOILER ALERT) getting stabbed accidentally. BUT this is not a Hamlet thread.

Unfortunately, as case and point above, using ‘big words’ or overly descriptive language doesn’t make you smart or give nonsense meaning….or does it? How easily fooled are you into nodding at someone comments just because they sound well structured as opposed to actually being well thought out?

How are your perceptions of a person altered by the kind of language that they use? And how effective has it been, or is it, on you personally?

Aaaand…..go!

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I like when people use big words. Especially if I haven't heard them in a while or actually heard them in a conversation before. I like to point out the word and say "oooo fancy."

I doesn't impress me though. It just means you paid attention in English class and you have a decent memory. I compare it to a mediocre carpenter with the best tools still won't be as good as a great carpenter with decent tools. Tools being the words.

Sometimes I think it's funny when people use them because they think I won't know what they are saying. That just tells me they're getting annoyed and I can get under their skin If I wanted to.

Part of my job is a lecturer, so I at times tend to be long winded. Or incredibly descriptive and use many examples to try to get my point across. That is all part of the job of attempting to get ESL students to understand you. But... my impressive vocabulary went on vacation in 2003ish and has not returned, as what is the point in using big words when no one understands you??? KISS method works... and as my sister told me the other day? "For you? Your KISS is not keep it simple stoopid, it is keep it short stoopid!!!"

Obviously you don't listen so good. Your posts are like a novel I swear...

Oooooooo....... Lets just leave James bond out of this.

Woman, (why am I so tempted to put go make me a sandwich after I write your name?)

I like the way a woman tastes when she gets wet. Maybe I should go back and edit my previous post about only liking saliva in my mouth. I'll give you that.

I've never been with a "squirter" so I can't say if I will or will not enjoy it. But what I have heard about it makes me tend to lean towards no... Just being honest, put those tomatoes down ladies...

From wiki:

Much of the problem in arriving at a consensus relates to a failure to adopt generally agreed-on definitions or research methodology. Research has used highly selected individuals, case studies, or very small numbers of subjects, making generalization difficult. For instance, much of the research into the nature of the fluid focuses on determining whether it is or contains urine. There are also problems involved in the collection of specimens and issues of contamination. Since the area of interest is para-urethral glands, it is impossible to completely separate the secretions from urine, especially considering that there may be retrograde ejaculation into the urethra towards the bladder. The best current data comes from studies where women have abstained from coitus, and where their own urine is used as a control both pre and post-orgasm. Research has attempted to use chemicals that are excreted in the urine so that any urinary contamination can be detected. Further methodological issues include the fact that the composition of the fluid appears to vary with the menstrual cycle, and that the biochemical profile of the para-urethral tissues varies with age. Other issues relate to the sensitivity and specificity of the markers chosen. The key questions are the source of the fluid produced, and its composition. Some relevant findings have been presented in conferences but never published in peer review journals, and many others are in difficult to access resources.

Just because having any bodily fluid in my mouth besides someones saliva from a kiss is just gross to me.

Also tasting your semen seems demeaning in a way to a man. I bet you James bond never did any shit like that.....

Do any women out there think watching the guy they're fucking eat his own cum somehow makes him a bit less manly?

James Bond is/was a jackwagon. Cool toys granted, but I never could stand the character.

I love the thought of a man licking me clean after he has cum in me and then kissing him. Having his tongue slide over mine after I have swallowed his load. Personally; I feel it makes him more manly in my eyes, and I usually find myself wanting more of him. I do not understand why or how it would be demeaning to a man to taste his own semen. But if it is demeaning to a man to taste his own cum, would it also not be demeaning for a woman to enjoy the taste of her cum as well?

I would say that most of the Chinese men I've been with have been repulsed at the idea of feasting upon me, or the thought of kissing me if I have had his cum anywhere near my mouth. To me, I just find this silly.

As for the Western men I have had... about half have enjoyed how aroused I got from the sight of them licking their fingers clean, licking my pussy clean after they have cum, kissing me after I have enjoyed his cock... that they got into it more. The other half; "fuck no makes me fucking gay" is usually the response I get. I find that to be a huge turn off and find it hard to get back into the mood with them if at all.


James bond is not a jackwagon, take that back.

Some guys just have different kinks I guess. And I don't think it makes you gay... I don't think anything can "make" you gay if you're not. I just don't like the thought of cum in my mouth. I compare it to a girl that doesnt want your penis anywhere near her mouth after anal sex. Some get into it enough they don't care and some think it's gross. Some even think that's demeaning even though that's not your intention.

Yes definitely these guys swing for the fences with unattainable women and get more and more bitter with each strike out.

Also tasting your semen seems demeaning in a way to a man. I bet you James bond never did any shit like that.....

Do any women out there think watching the guy they're fucking eat his own cum somehow makes him a bit less manly?

Nope, I think it's totally hot! In my dirty imagination, James Bond totally loved the taste of his own cum!

Maybe Roger Moore... But definitely not Sean Connery.

I'm somewhere in the middle of liberal and conservative. I don't agree 100% with either way of thinking or politics or whatever you want to call it. I think it's dumb to blindly follow anything.

I think labels are necessary though just to be able to have conversations.

It's just easier to say:

Harry: Jane told me she's gay yesterday

Dick: Oh...

Instead of:

Harry: Jane said she only goes out with girls.

Dick: What does that mean?

Harry: I don't know I asked her out and that's what she said.

Dick: You think she's like one of those girls that only has sex with other girls?

Harry: maybe, she must be if she doesn't want me.

My bf does NOT want to taste his own cum.

He would loathe to kiss me after a bj or go down after sex. Honestly, this is not a big deal for me. A quick gargle or rinse, takes care of it enough to get back to some fun.

This is also the case tho of the other 5 guys i have been with.

It also seems to be a guy thing, as i dont mind tasting myself and neither does any girl i know.

So, if you are one that will watch the oprah show rather than taste yourself, why is this do you think?

Just because having any bodily fluid in my mouth besides someones saliva from a kiss is just gross to me.

Also tasting your semen seems demeaning in a way to a man. I bet you James bond never did any shit like that.....

Do any women out there think watching the guy they're fucking eat his own cum somehow makes him a bit less manly?

This article may be written jokingly but I thought it was 100% true. A few of my friends are "Nice guys" and they are the most bitter, self loathing sad sacks. Dressed in their khaki pants and shitty old navy tshirt with a giants baseball cap. Staring into their beer at the bar instead of talking and trying to actually be attractive to women....

They'll say shit like:

"look at that guy he isn't even talking to his girlfriend"

"If I was with her she'd be my queen."

"look at that douchebag over there he thinks he's the shit." (the douchebag being a guy with women)

They sit around wondering why pretty girls just don't like nice guys Like them only assholes boohoo... Look in the mirror, shave, get a haircut, buy some grownup clothes, grow a pair and go talk to woman.

http://upload.lushstories.com/68-mythbusted.jpg

Oh my fuck... I wasn't prepared for this. Holy shit.

Aaaand you had to quote it and post it again.....right after I finished my last bottle of mind bleach.

AHHHHH now i've posted it a third time. See what you did!?!?
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I want everyones eyes to burn. Think you can just quickly scroll down and miss this...

you're going to make me do something I really don't want to.....You think this is bad? It's not even scratching the surface of the one I just found.
Awww heck, Others should have mind bleeding too.....oh thank bejusus this one is censored. Picture this one without the helpful brain savers.

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MWAHAHAHAH and my plans for world domination have begun.
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Is there no limit to your sadism?

...

I read somewhere that Rodney Dangerfield used to.

You get one of those and try to get a decent job again. LMAO, you think it is easy for a 'convict' after he or she gets outside of prison to keep from re-offending? Only if they are very fortunate, educated and can get a job that pays well enough, can any person avoid going back.

Simple offenses for which you might only pay a fine or just get a warning for, the felon has to fear - forever. And many of you will say: "Well fuck, THEY deserve it, they earned it!"

I know ex-cons too. What WMM said here is the absolute truth. So many people people are too eager to cast that first stone. Try a little experiment. Try applying to say 10 different Starbucks, hardly a living wage. Check felon on the application. See how many call backs you get...

But I ask, at what point in time - does the felon ever pay his or her 'debt' by incarceration off, to society and be allowed to rejoin it without extreme prejudice from the rest of society? When does that person ever get to remove the felon tag from around their neck? Do any of you who have a 'decent' job...work around any felons? I bet you don't.

Quoted for truth. Can I add how many of you do the hiring at your job? How good does a felon's resume have to be before you consider it?

I am a certified culinary professional aka a chef I love working with food but I hate the people I work with. For stress relief I go to the shooting range I am a military trained sharpshooter (no this is not a sniper) nothing relieves stress better than a high power rifle. LOL

What an interesting mix. Don't know too many guys that can take an apple off your head from 300 yards away and also whip up a bouillabaisse for supper.

Big Agriculture.

I'm also a badass but I'm still waiting for certification..

The picture I posted of a Swedish prison cell is. The Swedish prison system is a really fascinating subject...

(I'm sure Dolls is too)

While I realize they're true photos (as far as I can tell)...that's just the thing, look at how nice and comfortable things have become. In prison ffs, where one should not be feeling too comfortable.

Yes, it doesn't look so bad. They get Internet... Perfect environment for a writer when you think about it.

But the Cush system in Sweden doesn't encourage crime. They have low crime rates compared to other developed countries. So does this mean hard fucked up prisons don't really make criminals think twice about breaking the law?

The picture I posted of a Swedish prison cell is. The Swedish prison system is a really fascinating subject...

(I'm sure Dolls is too)

That's awesome Felix... it looks like an IKEA showroom for college students...

Here's a pic of the prison in the UK that is the subject of the article I mentioned.


http://upload.lushstories.com/981-prisonlife_666023c.jpg

Looks like they're playing patty-cake. That shit's too easy I agree...

It is if you live in Sweden... But they have a pretty low percentage of their population, compared to other countries, behind bars. Kind of interesting...

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I've heard of some older prisoners not wanting to leave prison. I don't think its because it's too easy. I think its because some guys have been inside for over fifty years and they came in at 17. Never driven a car, never used a cell phone, don't even know how to pay bills, haven't even talked to a woman in a romantic way all that time and on and on... Could you imagine stepping into the future 50 years? I think I might have a hard time adjusting. I think these are hard men that would be like bulls in a china shop in the real world and they know it.

Yes please, no more liberals vs conservative... We have a thread for that.

This sounds good woman but it reeks of idealism... Wait there's a thread for that too..

I want to say we do agree on one thing, the justice system isn't working.

And one more thing:) no liberal wants serial killers and rapists to go free and they don't... Those guys get life or the death penalty. Also society pays to keep these people locked up because we don't want them around us. It's almost like a service. The idea that criminals are going to pay to run the prisons where they are locked up seems ludicrous to me...

Ludicrous speed ahead Mister Scot!!!! Golly... I've not thought of that movie in ages.

Nah... Idealism, liberalism and all those ism's... just more labels that people try to squeeze into. Not into the label thingies.

LOL!!! Shall we waltz on over to a new topic?

Yes, my brain is starting to hurt.. Good discussion woman.

It is at the moment 4am here in the Big Silly. Bloody people and you think after nine years, they'd work out the time zones and not call in the middle of the night??

Now I know when to catch when you're not at your sharpest ;)

Yes please, no more liberals vs conservative... We have a thread for that.

This sounds good woman but it reeks of idealism... Wait there's a thread for that too..

I want to say we do agree on one thing, the justice system isn't working.

And one more thing:) no liberal wants serial killers and rapists to go free and they don't... Those guys get life or the death penalty. Also society pays to keep these people locked up because we don't want them around us. It's almost like a service. The idea that criminals are going to pay to run the prisons where they are locked up seems ludicrous to me...

Ok Mister Felix... I come to you with some answers... but not all the answers you had questions for as it is late and I've thunk real hard all day.

You mention that the prisons are over populated... and that no one is raising the kids at home, for parents are off working trying to make ends meet.

And my answer or a possible solution is in my opinion, simple. Wait till 2012 the world to end and we'll not have a problem with anything. What? You mean that wouldn't work? Drats.

Since it would be damn near impossible for what I think would be a good change for society as a whole, and most would not agree, I feel I should stress, that these are just my opinions and how I wish to see the world. Feel free to disagree, or to agree or go... holy cow she is totally nuts.

The problem starts with the whole concept of human rights. You break the law, endanger others with not following the rules and laws set out, I do beleive you have lost your rights. Where to draw the line... that then becomes the question for the philosophers.

Now;
1) Prisons- the buildings should be paid for by the state, the numero uno of the prison and the guards should be honourable men/women, and the number one guard should also be appointed by the State; inmates should have to pay a fee to the State to pay for their guards and their personal health care and such.
2) Food/room/board etc- should be paid for by the inmate/family, in my opinion, I have to pay for my apartment, my food, my hydro/electric etc... they should too. It is not a free ride. I would even go so far as to make it a flat rate, and every inmate would receive the same care, unless they are those really bad ones who need solitary, then that fee should be higher. Otherwise; all inmates, be they Obama, OJ Simpson, Bernardo, The Godfather, Tim Robbins, me, you, The Queen of friggen Neverland, should all be treated the same and no special treatment under no circumstances.
3) Library provided by the State; ease of access to GED's, post graduate courses NO. I have to pay taxes to go to school, I have to pay for my tuition for post secondary school, it just boils my blood when I hear that so and so from Walkerton got her university diploma care of the Canadian Government. Or that the woman's prison in Doon gets firewood delivered and the government of Ontario foots the bill, as they like the feel of a fire in the winter. These are luxuries that many people cannot afford who follow and obey the law. If inmates want them? They can pay for them.
4) There was something I was going to say about working, but I cannot remember as it is late and my brain is not working well!!!

Basically, I say make prisons as horrible as possible. Make the prisoners pay for their upkeep. If they cannot afford it, or their families refuse to pay for their upkeep in prison, then I was going to say something to do with number four, about work....

Take the financial burden off the State and put the burden on the people committing these violent crimes. Then, possibly taxes can be cut as the government would no longer need pay for all the aspects of a prison, and families might be a little less living pay check to pay check and be able to spend time at home.

Blah. My hamster in my brain is still moving at lightning speeds, but I must be in bed!



Good morning woman... Or is it night in China?

Let me just start out by saying thank you for giving it some thought, I see that you have some strong opinions about this but I disagree with you just a little bit.

1.) In Cali they are paid for by the state. That's why they're called state prisons. But that just means taxpayers are paying for them. Not sure if you're pulling my leg here.

2.) What business is it of mine if a family member is a fuck up. Why should I have to pay? And don't you think most of the people in prison come from a poor background? Don't see where you're going to get money where their isn't any. I kind of think that's why they were criminals to begin with. This is similar to they way prisoners in Mexico need money from their families to get toilet paper, clothes, food etc. Look how well that's working. Mexico is in great shape.

3.)What do want them to do? Sit around and figure out how not to get caught next time. Prison is about rehabilitation as well. Some guys are only in for three years for a nonviolent offense. This guy could be 18 without a high school diploma. You want to make conditions so bad that this guy will be traumatized upon his release with no GED and warped social skills. He's gonna end up right back in prison for sure. Again not sure if your pulling my leg.

4.) Agreed... just kidding woman