Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Best nicknames in sports?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 13:56

Peter Crouch - The Gangling Daft Twat

Topic The Perfect Blow Job
Posted 11 Jan 2012 18:34

Felix and I were comparing notes and I think I was the benefactor of a better analheart BJ. Guess that makes me the lucky one? confused5

Actually lets get into some non-fiction... the reason I call her analheart dudelicious is cause she tells me of her anal dreams she has about me. In fact, I suppose you are the lucky one because when she sucked my dick she had a hard time concealing her fucking razor teeth... But I forgave her because.. like the way you imagine... her ass is really tight. OH MY GOD, I almost forgot... Have you heard her cum? That is really fun. honestly.

Okay continue with the fiction writing. Its good practice for writer

Topic Best female profile
Posted 11 Jan 2012 15:40

I would have to say out of all the females on lush Dudelicious' profile is the best. It's very interesting. She likes to get fucked in her ass by lesbians and I like that. Its KINKY!. I find her devotion to colin ferrel cute.. She's young at heart. Like a sexy teen.


Dancing_Doll: Out of all the women I find that she puts the most effort into having interesting galleries with pictures that are uniquely her. Her music is interesting. Her stories are great. Stalking her forum comments is fun too because everything she posts has substance. She is a valuable member of the Lush community. Maybe the MOST valuable.

Angelheart01: It WAS cool when that Magical_Dildo guy used to post the funniest shit ever on her wall and there were LOL's to be had. But now its just full of generic bullshit from the beta males (kidding beta males) <3 Her music picks give you good insight into her crazy brain too. Her poems are good. Magical alley cat is great though.

EDIT: I was just told dudlicious is actually a guy... fuck, I'm embarrassed now. I could have swore that the colin ferrel shrine was a chick in love..... Now I feel weird wacking off to her...fuck well him, getting analed. Sorry man...

Topic Best female profile
Posted 11 Jan 2012 15:14


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Jan 2012 06:34

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 11 Jan 2012 06:21

Topic Why cum on your face?
Posted 10 Jan 2012 14:22

But think how creatively the whole scenario can get now that you can't? If it was me, I'd have you pull out and point your dick at my face while you orgasmed, and I'd mime it out like you shot a giant load all over me. I'd even wipe my eyes and whimper in a satisfied yet fun-humiliated way right afterward. It would be like the sexual version of an elaborate touchdown dance. evil4

I think I have my spank bank visual all set for my next self love session. excuse me.

Topic would you ever pee on your bloke????
Posted 10 Jan 2012 13:47

I would totally let sprite pee on my head. Only her though, and just for the bragging rights.

Topic Why cum on your face?
Posted 10 Jan 2012 13:34

I had a girlfriend once that liked taking a picture of every facial... I still have too many to count. Hundreds of em. I should get rid of those... I tend to forget I have them. Would be funny for the computer repair guy to stumble upon... But anyway this girl liked for it to be symmetrical. Like if I got it on one cheeks she wanted it on the other. She also got disappointed if it wasn't a huge load every time. she wanted to be covered in it. Fuck... It's really kinda weird now that I think about it... I was high as fuck most of the time back then.

Oh and I have no idea why she liked it so much. She was super slutty though. She was fun...

Topic homemade enemas
Posted 10 Jan 2012 13:25

Is there a specific year that would be the best that you could recommend to Lush?

Seeing as you are a professional ass blaster?thumbup

It's champagne man! That shit is better fresh! I thought you knew these things! I'd recommend a regular brut though. You don't want anything too dry when dealing with anal.

Topic homemade enemas
Posted 10 Jan 2012 12:36

I thought I heard someone say you brought in the New Years this way Felix? evil4

I could be wrong tho...

I'm checking you off my "can keep a secret list". How dare you..........

Seriously though, I'm cleaner than ever.


Topic fantasies
Posted 09 Jan 2012 23:02

*sighs* it was nice to have you back... for about 5 minutes. :)

5 minutes!? You know its nicer and lasts longer than that! This is why in my ultimate fantasy the mind wiped sprite will be conditioned to lie about these sort of things. She would only talk about me in an awesome way. :D

Topic fantasies
Posted 09 Jan 2012 20:23

My ultimate fantasy? Getting ahold of a barely legal sprite who has had her mind completely wiped. No memories, no understanding of the world, no concept of anything... and "grooming" her into my perfect little fuck toy.

Topic bf
Posted 09 Jan 2012 20:17

That's a big conclusion to jump to so probably not... He WILL however find you boring most likely.

Topic What will your sex life be like in 2012?
Posted 09 Jan 2012 20:12

Yep, 'filthy playground' sounds about right.

Someone alert the authorities!

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Jan 2012 19:56

Topic Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
Posted 09 Jan 2012 19:44

We are obsessed with it in the same way we are obsessed with your mouth and vagina... If we can stick our dicks in it, then it's one of our main focusses...

Topic homemade enemas
Posted 09 Jan 2012 19:38

Get a cheap bottle of champagne, pop the cork, lube the neck, put your thumb over the opening and give it a good shake then swiftly stick it in your ass... It will for sure get any of that old resin out..... I can't tell you how it feels but from what I've seen, its quite an unforgettable experience.

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 09 Jan 2012 19:26

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 09 Jan 2012 18:48


Topic Whom here (besides myself) has been fucked over...on Christmas morning
Posted 25 Dec 2011 12:16

Don't mind this little bitchbum over here, he just needs his 9 incher sucked on. Or more booze, or something (meet me later, baby).

You're selling me short again.......... It's okay, say what you will. I'm focused on the Christmas blow job anyway. Also that pussy squeeze thing you were bragging about... I have to feel that to believe it.

Topic Whom here (besides myself) has been fucked over...on Christmas morning
Posted 25 Dec 2011 12:00

You know... They say it takes half the time you were together to get over someone. True, some of us feel things deeper than others. Im one of them... But 11 years? Smoke a joint and relax man. And if that fails, shit in a paper bag, light it on fire and place it on that rich fucks doorstep. He'll fuck up his $500 dollar loafers and his rug from pottery barn.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 25 Dec 2011 11:22

Topic How do I got about experimenting with other women.
Posted 25 Dec 2011 11:17

Um... I've only experimented with women and there is one universal norm... I don't care if its lesbian sex or not. Women aren't like men. You have to listen, be attractive, make them feel comfortable, make them feel beautiful, make them feel safe... MOST of them anyway, the good ones. But yeah, you have to do ALL of that shit. It can be a bitch...

Topic What would be considered the "perfect blow job" to you?
Posted 25 Dec 2011 10:51

Thinking back... I don't remember many blow jobs vividly and specifically. They tend to just all bounce around in my head without any of them really standing out in particular except one. I mean I remember a lot of them and have had many great ones and have been with a few girl that were really good at it. But one of them stands out in my mind like it was yesterday.

I was in my early twenties and I had begun an inappropriate flirtatious relationship with a woman that was unavailable. She was the one that pursued me the most at first and I actually tried to avoid her but of course as often happens when a really attractive woman goes for a guy, the guy tends to give in eventually. We started hanging out more and more and the husband was out of sight and out of mind. She was 1 year older than me and entered a marriage hastily and was unhappy... So of course, true to form when there's a girl in need of a tourniquet like the song goes, I was a suitable escape for her. Mere glances into each others eyes, subtle touches, a few flirtatious words traded back and forth were extremely titillating. So one night I sorta cut through the bullshit and made her straddle me while seated on the couch. I took her shirt off and you can guess what I was doing after that.. lots of touching and sucking... It was all very intense. She eventually slid off of me and on to her knees and took out my erection. She didn't just go to suck it. She made herself comfortable. She smelled it up and down in a fetishistic way while looking up and smiling with her eyes. She licked it, slowly kissed it. When she began to suck on it she was savoring it. Moaning into it. Even the way she drew air through her nose was turning me on. Of course I never felt any teeth and her rhythm was perfect like any good blow job but it was all these little things leading up to the act and the desire involved that made it the perfect blow job. For me, it's that want. How much I really want it. I've had great blow jobs from some random girl and it was cool... I came, I saw, I conquered but without that desire involved from both people at the same time the blow job just gets mixed up in the memory with all the others.

Topic What's the difference?
Posted 24 Dec 2011 11:02

I'm not really one for stopping teens from doing stuff because they will find a way to do it anyway. I know I sure did. The more you tell someone no, the more they want to do something, especially teens.

But if I try to think the way your husband might be thinking I would say that he might be trying to protect your daughter somehow. Yes its naive to think that stopping her from sleeping over will get her to not have sex with this boy... In fact it might encourage sneaking around and the teens will have less time and might even be more inclined to not use a condom. Which brings me to what might be his main concern. He might view it like he doesn't want your daughter to accidentally get pregnant at her age. Sleepovers and being able to do whatever all night might lead to an un-planned pregnancy. He is probably not concerned about this with the lesbian friend (obviously). You also have to think that sometimes men can sniff out certain things in other men that woman can't. Maybe its more about this particular boy than boys in general.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 Dec 2011 10:30

Topic first bj
Posted 23 Dec 2011 14:56

I just don't learn... I need to not prod you... Too many awful things I've seen because of you.

Topic first bj
Posted 23 Dec 2011 14:52

Star Wars sucks balls. Which is something I wouldn't be doing to you if you forced me to watch it.

Oh thats right you English chicks are more into Harry Potter. We can make our own version. Little Bambi and her deftly swallows.

Topic first bj
Posted 23 Dec 2011 14:41

I was watching Lord of The Rings at the time, it was all lalalalala....oh, I seem to have a cock in my mouth. I knew the basics from talking to more experienced friends, so there wasn't much clumsy awkwardness, but it is, as I'm sure all girls (and some guys) know.... something that takes a little while to get used to. The whole sexual organ in your mouth thing.

Anyway yeah... so there I was... seeing Aragorn's pretty face when I came up for air. Slightly odd. I wouldn't advise blow jobs in front of LOTR, it's a bit.... weird.

Serious Question.

What about Star Wars? Would you blow me during the Empire Strikes Back?