Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Are continually repeated questions good for the forums?
Posted 06 May 2012 08:46



sign5


That might be just a tad extreme, but I know what you mean. I have only been a member a short time (I was a long time lurker first), but seeing somebody jump in right away and tell them they should have used the search function seems pretty rude. If it bothers them that much why even click on the thread? Maybe there is some secret badge they are trying to earn. Something like Redundancy Reducer, Newbies Fear Me, or Forum Thread Gardener.

So as a new member and guest before, that kind of thread fun policing was a turn off? Because most of them do it because they believe that redundant threads drive people away or some bullshit. But yes, I agree with you, maybe they want a cool junior deputy for a day badge or they want to throw around lush clout or something. They forget not everyone on lush sits around pulling on their taffy all day reading every single retarded ass post.

Topic Let me try again...lol the question is for the ladies....
Posted 06 May 2012 08:34



Your profile indicates that you are a male...and you were out with your man, yet turned on by another woman.

Regaeman Man

Oh my god... I can make a joke here but I'll refrain...



Topic Are continually repeated questions good for the forums?
Posted 06 May 2012 00:47

I get an overwhelming urge to stick the person who acts like it's a crime that new members haven't read every thread's head in a toilet and slam fuck the shit out of them.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 May 2012 11:05

I'll get you yet villain!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aXzNuUEfbes/SI1MiQ7IGrI/AAAAAAAAAas/3Xs21SDKaBc/s320/harley%2Bquinn.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/embed/VSaDPc1Cs5U

....I didn't forget about the man either.

http://nerdismcomics.com/Jack%20Bauer%20Editorial/Joker.png

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 May 2012 09:51

http://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/animals/cat/Felix_the_Cat_laughing.png

Topic NO Pics of your EX
Posted 05 May 2012 07:58



So, are you paying Ms Gellar for use of her image as your avatar? Just a thought...

She got you pretty good there TXcowgirl42...

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 May 2012 07:54

Excited to watch Jalisco's own Canelo (cinnamon) Alverez beat some poor fool's head today.

http://www.boxing360.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/canelo-vs-goncalvo.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 03 May 2012 21:24

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33u24r67u1ru83eso1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 03 May 2012 21:16

Reminds me of someone I know. ;)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31iqubrLk1qz7ltxo1_500.jpg

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 03 May 2012 17:47

Come in already, it's unlocked, dummy... But yeah, come in cause I'm about to go in through your out door.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 03 May 2012 17:27




Hardy, Har, Har ... where you born an ass, or do you practice at it?! laughing8 bootyshake



I like to think it's a combination of practice and natural talent.

You're pretty fit aren't ya... You can bring that ass over here for some practice.

Topic Would you ever stop an elevator and do it with your partner?
Posted 03 May 2012 17:24

Hell to the YES!!!

I bet you can fuck like a little rabbit need be.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 03 May 2012 17:18



I have a really good friend who is totally attracted to larger guys... especially if they have a belly. She says it reminds her of a teddy bear, the better to cuddle. She is a "Fit" girl, and super cute.



Oh my god she is probably a huuuuuge pain in the ass... The bigger dude can't runaway as fast!

laughing8


Topic Sexy outfits that turn you on
Posted 03 May 2012 16:53

Small shorts and tank tops. Flip flops or just some running shoes or something. I don't fuck around with sexy cops n shit.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 03 May 2012 16:49

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lommv4MWxh1r0n2noo1_500.jpg

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 03 May 2012 16:40

Look, not trying to stir up shit...

But does anyone think "put-out-ivness" has anything to do with attraction? Like do you guys think that sometimes the heavier girls will put out faster than the fit girls and maybe some guys are wise to this phenomenon?

Just asking...

Topic Men that are heavy set or men that are muscle bound???
Posted 03 May 2012 12:29



Technically I knew you starfish-hunters would be zeroing in on another orifice, which is why I included the word "frigid"... I'm two steps ahead of you, boys. Cream pie isn't on the menu with Option-2. clown

Oh please... frigid? Bitch just needs the magic touch.

Topic Men that are heavy set or men that are muscle bound???
Posted 03 May 2012 12:28



Only if that swimsuit model had me or you, as her steady boyfriend, Chief. drunken

I audibly chuckled.

Topic A new sexual orifice, what would you do with it?
Posted 03 May 2012 12:21

For all your new sexual orifice needs I suggest you read the 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade... Lots of new orifice exploration in that one... Definitely not for the faint of heart.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 May 2012 12:16

Oh my god... Is it just me or does Iggy Pop look like someone on lush? NOT naming any names... Just wondering if anyone else sees it.............


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IDN82drZ-8w/TwNWUCNyD2I/AAAAAAAAB_4/5Blk5owIEZQ/s1600/iggy-pop.jpg

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 03 May 2012 12:13

I do. Honestly, heavier girls try harder. They want to please you more. Makes me want to please them more. They are usually more willing to try new things. Now, this is just my experience, but I really love them. Everyone is very happy in the end.

You have noticed that heavier girls try harder? What do you mean by that? And why do you think the heavier ones try harder?

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 12:08

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xRID11_UAok

It's all Mo Thug, It's all Mo, Mo Thug


Oh well, if ya snooze ya loose
Stop bringin that pistol and fetch ya,
Shoot it and catch ya, shit, pap,
Stay packin that gat in yo lap away
So if ya can't roll strapped
Now how about that
Dat pistol go tap at niggas who
Go fuckin wit one of my own
No no, wrong, Any place where my chrome
Left devils at they home
Double bang, execution, we mo murda, stupid trick
You bitch that asked me
We don't play wit me game that be remainin mine and little man ran
To disater, wish I asked him
And I popped up and capped him
And Eazy is where we began
But I blessed him in the master plan
Niggaz thugin off in the Claire
It's still the pen
Can't fuck wit these Cleveland Claire playas
So as long as ya betta be workin
Cause the Bone and Mo Thug on this mission
Listen, betta pray everyday
Cross us on the way hoe


Ohhhh, oh, oh
I just wanna seperate from the precious, baby
Or maybe,
I was meant to live my life caught up in this world of games
And God's name I pray
The devil, he be bringin me down
I can feel him cause he pullin me now,
Iv'e been blessed wit an incredable style
When there's pushin, it's just try to seperate and to break this all down,
Now ain't that foul,
So I asked the Lord to help me
"Lord, why does this life overwhealm me?"
When we livin in hell,
But we chill most every day like we in heaven
Oh well,
But time will tell,
Singin, "This is for the ringin of the bell, the bell, the bell."
But it be hard to maintain and stay peacefull
If you don't know to tame the devil then the devil will beat you,
Defeat you, deceive you, evil,
He will never leave you alone
I've been lookin for a better day,
But they don't ever seem to want to come my way (my way)
Hey, I've had a hell of a time
Tryin to make it cause my people steady stressin my mind,
So I stay high
So I'm already sittin on the top, ya see me,
When he be wit me,
He's daily inovatin me
Rarely see ya on the daily mission
Keep your distance from the flames,
Maybe you can survive, forever and a day


Hell yeah
Got me flippin in the North Coast
Remeber me,
The crook who wrote the book,
I'm off da hook,
Most of yall niggaz betta take another look
Cause if ya playa hate the Bone then yo life'll get took
So quit, never bringin ya no bullshit man,
Face to face it's that assassin gang
Bringin the heat, all yall niggas bringin is lame,
But if ya wanna bring the pain, then ya gotta maintain
Commin in on another level,
Imma put you on deck up at the top of the pile
Fake niggas wanna claim my style but Imma break em on down,
But you gotta come unique ,
It's the thuggish ruggish sound
That you're lookin for, or searchin for
Everybody boy wanna be like Bone and stay high,
Little kids no longer wanna be like Mike,
That's right they tryin to be like Bone and keep thuggin fo life
Gettin ready for the end, dawg
Wit my nigga Ken Dawg, hustlas, shiftas and Tre,
II Tru, AJ
Same muthafuckas from around my way


This is how we play,
Every day it's the same old same,
Around my way (around my way)
We be thuggin a-round my way
This is how we play,
Every day it's the same old same,
Around my way,
Around my way,
Around my way,
Come around my way, my way (my way)

It's all Mo Thug, It's all Mo, Mo Thug


Little nigga wanna come, gunna feel my pain, pain
On the brain it's a stress, a strain
The game, the fame, the fame, the fame, (fame)
What about those hoes, oh no
Little Easy fo sho to teach Bone,
And if he's wrong, well, he's gone
For my journey to keep me strong
But dear Lord I miss my peoples
And it just seems so evil,
And that I can't kiss my kids goodnight,
Put em to bed, tuck em tight
And catch some sleep and that's all right, that's all right,
I'll get mine, yeah I'll get mine
It'll take time, minimum crime,
Weed and wine'll be just fine
Got somethin buggin all of my peoples (what)
In the back of a Caddy
Juppin outta Caddies, spreadin through alleys
In Cleveland and Cali like daddy and,
Oh, no, love, for double-a and duble-a zero,
Really wanna get yo combo,
Said I'm riddin round in your boat


You niggas can't fuck, with
These Claire players, on top of the pile
And we roll this
Stand back, hatas gonna be here for a while,
Can't ya hear the crowd screamin real loud?
And that's for Bone Thugs
Dear Lord, my sis has got Bone to look up to
And feel proud of, on top of all of that there
Mommy's out the ghetto now
I thank the Lord and thee, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony,
For everything it brangs to me, yeah
I thank the Lord and thee, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony,
For everything it brangs to me
Better believe that we'll do em, do em,
Shoot em, shoot em
Kill em, kill em
Nigga ain't gonna stop nothin, niggaz
Been a long, hard way
Been a long, long, long, hard way
And I gotta get mine
Gonna floss up in the bed
Watchin niggas watchin me
That's tryin to take mine
But I got somethin for em , watchin niggas
Runnin away from me
It's time, bye, bye
Nigga don't wind up playa hatin
We got much love in Mo Thug
It's all about Mo Thug

It's all Mo Thug, It's all Mo, Mo Thug

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 11:58

http://www.youtube.com/embed/HohnlWnQPvs

If you forget it all, I will bring it with me
If you can't find the sea, I will take you there

Green, you still know me by name

Even though I'm losing
Doesn't make me a loser yet
You still know me by name, Green
I'll still be Lady Daydream

She took it all from me
Now I can't find my place
Do you 'member me
Do you know my face?

It could all be a dream, Green

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 11:56

http://www.youtube.com/embed/yFotBQ9et4w

Oh with strangers to impress so near
Old friends don't realize I'm here
I wish two drinks where always in me
I'd pretend I had the perfect day

Take me to the water
Make me understand
That I was wrong

For me tomorrow is my first day
So please don't tempt me in the wrong way

It's almost after midnight
I can see the city lights, we're here.

Change your mind tonight
You belong to the city now
and you're closer now, I know
You belong on the radio

I swear I'll give it back tomorrow
But for now I think that I'll just borrow
All the chords from that song
And all the words from that other song I heard
Yesterday

Change your mind tonight
You belong to the city now
And you're closer now, I know
You belong on the radio

I will not disturb you
I was just returning you the compliment

Topic How many Lush users have you revealed your real identity to? How did it go?
Posted 03 May 2012 08:05

Haha people used to call me elvis when I had a fucking pompadour like that... I got the lip curl down.

I have only revealed my real identity and face to a couple people on here. They could find me easily if they wanted now that I think about it... And I'm glad I got to know them. They are both highly intelligent and I value their opinion on almost any matter besides peeing standing up, but that's about it. Like any other type of friendship there are ups and downs but that's why I like them in my life.


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 00:56

http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJGGzunxHmE

Now let me holler at ya partner, spit this game
in you ear for a minute, quit complaining
Bout how you can't spend it cause you ain't got it
You got what it takes but not enough to get started
I hope you get the message, no it's not a test it's
Just me ridin legit, they can't arrest me or bust me
I'm still hungry , I want some more stuff
Get fat and watch my whole crew blow up
So get yours, and buy my new album
Peep the game and don't be like Calvin
Get everything you want, get real, get you mail
Get your girl to make bail and get your ass out of jail
You should be gettin it, everything you want
Everything you dreamed of , never have to front
you shoulf be gettin it, gettin money
I'm talking bout you black, don't laugh it aint funny
You should get a good lawyer, like Johnny Cochran
Swear to tell the truth, hell no I didn't pop him
Get your kids in school, so they can get an education
Get a degree, and take a vacation
You see I got all my game from the streets of California
Young millionaire with no high school diploma
Livin real good, taking care of my folks
roll up a fat one for the players to smoke
Short Dawg in the house, I know you aint trippin
Cause Life is Too $hort you gotta Get In Where You Fit In
Stop looking for what you never seem to find
It ain't what you think you got to read between the lines
Cause life ain't long, for a young black man
Tryin to make money doing all he can
Sellin dope don't ya hope he would go to classB
But the boy makes money and he makes it fast
with the twenties on top and the fifties on the bottom
I fuck the top notches oh yes we got em
It's been a long time since I first got down
But I still keep makin these funky sounds
Get your money man
Get yours

Chorus:

You should be gettin it
Get it while the gettin is good, get it while you can
you should be gettin it
Get it while the gettin is good (repeat as necessary)


I know you tired of being broke just hanging out
You gotta lot a dreams but you can't get out
The first thing you need to do is set your self some goals
Think positive, everything else is old
and work hard , never stop hustlin
Cause they just love to see the black man strugglin
It's time to come up, put your dollar bills in the air
He said meet me at the White House and I was there
Cause I'm one in a million , black man rising
They wanna keep me down but I always surprise em
Spend my money in the hood, I know it's all good
and you should do the same I told you peep the game
Too $hort, you know I'm the man
I lend my brother a hand cause I know I can
I keep going and goin but I'm not the pink bunny
I'm not beatin on a drum I never stop thinkin money
I'm gettin all I can if you don't ya slip
I can't wait to get to heaven just to have a grip
When I was broke, I couldn't afford a meal
But now I'm now rich I can't be fake I gots to keep it real
It's been a long time baby since I first got down
But it still keep making these funky sounds

Chorus

(I earned my respect in the street
The ghetto's been good to me
I'm never going to turn my back
The true and living so I got to kick the facts)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 00:48

http://www.youtube.com/embed/CLxJv6d8MN4

one of these days the love that we desire
will come crawling to our door
and we'll find it lying there wounded on the floor

one of these days our tears will turn to diamonds
and our laughter will scare the sun
the sound of thunder will smile on everyone

thank you god above
for draining hearts of love

when i die
when i disappear leave my bones behind

one of these days the sun will burn out
and the rain will come to stay
and me and my love will surf the streets all day

one of these days our thoughts will turn to flowers
and our dreams will turn to dust
and no one living will care to remember us

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 00:46

http://www.youtube.com/embed/urgI-CvtmCM

I want to be forgotten,
and I don't want to be reminded.
You say "please don't make this harder."
No, I won't yet.

I wanna be beside her.
She wanna be admired.
You say "please don't make this harder."
No, I won't yet.

Oh dear, is it really all true?
Did they offend us and they want it to sound new?
Top ten ideas for countdown shows...
Whose culture is this and does anybody know?
I wait and tell myself "life ain't chess,"
But no one comes in and yes, you're alone...

You don't miss me, I know.

Oh Tennessee, what did you write?
I come together in the middle of the night.
Oh that's an ending that I can't write, 'cause
I've got you to let me down.

I want to be forgotten,
and I don't want to be reminded.
You say "please don't make this harder."
No, I won't yet.

I want to be beside her.
She wanna be admired.
You say "please don't make this harder."
No, I won't yet...

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2012 00:42

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lp1fQ51YZMM


Now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear

Can't we laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Yeah I'm sorry I was late
Well I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Still it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Topic Big build guys? dig it? dont dig it?
Posted 02 May 2012 22:02

So here is the thing, im a big guy....im 6 ft4 280 lbs but i have 20 inch biceps, a 21 inch neck, a 54 inch chest(pecs not man tits), can bench 450lbs and i played College football....So i am a big dude....like i dont have a belly, im not squishy or anything...im just...well proportionately big lol....



Look bro, I don't know my measurements because I'm not getting fitted for a dress.. what the fuck..

I can fucking lift 455lbs and I didn't even need to play no college fool'sball.