Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 06 Dec 2011 08:10

I like the pictures of herself! It's hard to keep my hands out of my pants after looking at them..

Topic Can you imagine a worse day?
Posted 06 Dec 2011 08:08

Crazy... Judging from what I see on lush I would have imagined the guy getting all excited about it being his daughter and her finally getting to fulfill her secret fantasy that she has had for her daddy all those years.

Topic Smoky Beauty
Posted 06 Dec 2011 05:54

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvkwivoX571qe7wxgo1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 27 Nov 2011 08:20

http://www.youtube.com/embed/CLxJv6d8MN4

Topic Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted 23 Nov 2011 07:01

I just asked the girls and now it's our turn.would you masturbate in front of your wife or girlfriend?
How about a stranger?
How about another guy?

Yes.

No.

The only way I would masturbate in front of another guy is if his hot wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister was on her knees ready to catch my cum shot in her mouth like a baby bird...

Topic Who in history to invite to your Thanksgiving dinner
Posted 23 Nov 2011 06:45

Pocahontas and John Smith (Seems appropriate.)

Abe Lincoln (Hopefully he keeps the beard out of the gravy.)

The Marquis de Sade (I would invite him to everything.)

Marilyn Monroe (Why not?)

Quentin Tarantino (I know its supposed to be history, but he counts, shut up.)

John Lennon (For the after dinner joint.)

And NatureBoy of lush fame. (because, just because it's the NatureBoy!)




EDIT: I didn't read the rules.......... My two seats are benches.


But if I did only have to pick two.. Maybe JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Would be cool to see them together and interact.

Topic Do you believe in Magic?
Posted 23 Nov 2011 06:38

Chris Angel's face and voice annoys me usually but this is just one awesome trick.

laughing8

Topic Smoky Beauty
Posted 23 Nov 2011 06:06

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn792qPRq1qevlw6o1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Nov 2011 18:34

The stooges version of no fun is a little slow, I agree.

This is probably my favorite by them.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/5IixdkI1_Cs

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Nov 2011 18:28

Sounds like they sample the pixie's where is my mind in this one... sounds cool.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZVVF_xA-X90

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Nov 2011 18:26

http://www.youtube.com/embed/49qowplirUM

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Nov 2011 18:24

^ I love that song!

I like this one too.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/XWSsDhaGfn8


Topic Fun First Date
Posted 22 Nov 2011 10:07

Look clum, let me just start out telling you that I always get second, third, fourth and on and on dates until they are getting upset that I haven't cleared out a drawer for them to put their things in. I achieve this not because do shit like take them flowers or take them to the pier for some ice cream n shit... I'm a professional.

What you need to do is take her somewhere out of her comfort zone, maybe even slightly dangerous, but not really. Someplace that maybe an out-of-towner wouldn't go but that a local like you would know and be totally comfortable in. A seedy lounge, a rough bar, a pool hall are okay and will achieve the desired effect. The best is a spot that has a beautiful view but that you have to trespass on private property to get there. This will get the excitement level in her heart and stomach up... You'll be cool as hell cause you've already done this. You won't be nervous but she might be a little... Until YOU put her at ease. You still with me? What this achieves is a bonding experience. She might be a bit uncomfortable but since you're so awesome, she'll feel comfortable with you. She will start to have fun and give YOU the credit not that fancy restaurant you took her too. Anyone can pay for a meal or fucking zoo tickets. Not just anyone can make her feel comfortable and protected when her senses are heightened like you will cause you know the lay of the land where you're taking her already.

Go forth and conquer Clum. Conquer hard.

Topic Smoky Beauty
Posted 22 Nov 2011 05:43

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklna8pyUM1qaooc8o1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Nov 2011 12:34

Yay!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/V5bYDhZBFLA

Topic Unimportant, trivial, and/or obscure facts from your past.
Posted 21 Nov 2011 11:00

When i was 4 my eardrum broke so i only have half of my hearing capability on that ear



This explains A LOT!

Topic Unimportant, trivial, and/or obscure facts from your past.
Posted 21 Nov 2011 10:27

I was given a couple days to live when I was 8 months old after a mistake made by doctors at an emergency room. I was hospitalized for the following six months.

My ring fingers and elbows are double jointed.

I turn the cold air in my car on even when it's cold outside.

I've dislocated my knees several times. 10 years of soccer will do that.

I can cook just about anything.

I write short stories where fucking is a recurring theme...

Topic having an affair with a married man
Posted 20 Nov 2011 23:11

what am i supposed to do if hes married but tells me its ok??? i have no idea!!????
HELP!!!!

Are you just concerned from a moral standpoint? Or are you jealous of the wife or what? If you don't like being the other woman than your answer is obvious. If the problem is that you feel guilty that you may be ruining someones marriage, don't feel that way. If the guy is wanting to stray then his marriage is already ruined. If you don't fuck him someone else will. If sex is all you want from him than go for it.

People who stray physically or even emotionally in relationships aren't committed to their partner anyway. If it's just for sex, then do it. If you're looking to be his one and only, then dont.

Topic what is the first thing you would do??????
Posted 20 Nov 2011 20:40



I'll save you the trouble. the answer would be 'yes, i'd love to'. :)

So it would be like winning the lottery twice?

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Nov 2011 09:59

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Usj9QR2O__M

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 18 Nov 2011 08:04

http://www.youtube.com/embed/28tZ-S1LFok

Topic sex in a movie theater?
Posted 18 Nov 2011 07:43

I remember reading somewhere or maybe it was on Dateline or some shit that something like 50% of movie theater seats have vaginal secretion on them. That's pretty sick when you think about it.

Topic Sex furniture
Posted 18 Nov 2011 07:39

My favorite piece of sex furniture is some drunk girls's roommate's old couch that used to belong to her parents before they let the girls use it for their first apartment.

Topic Vigilante Justice
Posted 18 Nov 2011 07:28

Say you live in a city of a million people. Now imagine out of those million how many ugly breakups occur every week. She cheated with his best friend or something that will make the ex boyfriend crazy with rage for example. Out of all those intense breakups how many boyfriends would you think make calls saying, "you fucking worthless, ungrateful cheating cunt, I should fucking shoot you and that fucking backstabbing fuck. You two better watch your back around town because it's coming when you least expect it. I'm going to kill you."? I'm sure a percentage of those people that receive phone calls like that contact the police everday. There are fewer cops per thousand people than you realize. What do you expect them to do? Put 5 of their best detectives on the case? Send a patrol car to shadow your sister for months, just in case the ex follows through? Maybe they can stake out her house from across the street, I'm sure the neighbors won't mind. The fact of the matter is that the police don't react to threats over the phone because they usually don't mean anything and can't be wasting their time and tax payer money on wild goose chases.

I think that almost all of these calls are just that, threats. People usually threaten other people when they aren't going to do anything. People that ARE going to commit an act of violence against you aren't going to call and warn you about it first. The cops know that...

Topic Is the mature lady better or is it a myth?
Posted 17 Nov 2011 09:50

Just cause a 50 year old soccer player has more experience than a 20 year old one doesn't make him better at playing the game... Just sayin.

I think sexual prowess is a case by case thing. If you were a bad lover at 18-29, you're probably still a bad lover at 30 and above.

Topic there's nothing like...
Posted 17 Nov 2011 08:31

There's nothing like switching your brain off from anything important.

Topic Love, Sex and Intimacy...
Posted 17 Nov 2011 08:06

Sex is when you fuck someone in the ass.

Intimacy is when you give them a reach around too.

Love is when you get up and make breakfast before they wake up in the morning.

Topic Mixed race relationships...but not black/white
Posted 17 Nov 2011 07:56

Not sure what things are like in England but in the United States mixed race relationships are extremely common. They are common to the point that I don't even notice it. I hardly ever look at a couple and think about how one is darker than the other or anything like that. Pretty much all of my relationships have been of mixed race. I've never really noticed a difference in how Asian, White, Hispanic parents treat me. The moms always like me and I always have a 'hey, I'm fucking your daughter' relationship with the dad and he has a 'hey, you're fucking my daughter' relationship with me.

Now that I think about it... Every single one of my stories is interracial but I forget to put that they are every time.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 17 Nov 2011 06:43

http://www.youtube.com/embed/s7but85TbV0

You used to get it in your fishnets
so now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
and now when she tell she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget I
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just sounding it out
You're not coming back again.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just sounding it out
You're not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets
so now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

Topic What do you dislike about the opposite sex?
Posted 16 Nov 2011 17:14

When they say no... Hella annoying!