Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Nov 2011 04:24

http://www.youtube.com/embed/jC2ZY2loo74

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Nov 2011 04:21

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZL4MGwlZuAc

Topic Born at 11:11, on 11/11/11
Posted 11 Nov 2011 12:39

They should name it Juan. You know, sounds like one .

Topic Famous Story Requirement?
Posted 11 Nov 2011 11:57

Hahaha. My seven stories don't have 30k combined views. FAIL!!!!

They should have an "almost famous" badge for us!

Topic Was the teacher out of line? Should she lose her job?
Posted 11 Nov 2011 10:08

WOW, stupid. Yes, she should be held responsible for her actions. I am also a firm believer that teachers shouldn't be allowed to have a "bad day" and take it out on the students. I mean that is their job. If they can't handle it, get another job or career path. One of my sisters is a teacher for "the gifted". Not sure if that is politically correct, but I'm not really politically correct. My point is, if she did the same thing as the teacher we are talking about ... she too, should be held accountable.

I am also amazed at people who are in the Human Resources field, and some of their comments on facebook. Amazing!
Makes you wonder how they got their job and get to keep it.

A teacher for the gifted?! So she's like professor X? That's badass...

Topic Was the teacher out of line? Should she lose her job?
Posted 11 Nov 2011 09:50

In my humble opinion:

While the teacher in might have been right about the students being little monsters, and I really believe she SHOULD be able to say what she wants, She should also be aware that things written on FB, twitter ect become fodder for everyone. So unless you are willing to make the statement to the world at large you probably SHOULDN'T say it.

I tend to agree. These little fucks are ALREADY criminals, forget the future. But when you're a teacher you need to be smarter and realize that you shouldn't say things on Facebook about your students, no matter how true they are. Especially when dealing with such young students too.

Topic which do you think is the better movie
Posted 11 Nov 2011 09:45

Pulp Fiction was a better movie than both Forrest Gump and Shawshank Redemption but it lost out on most of the oscars that year... Especially when you see the influence Pulp Fiction left in it's wake.

Topic American Horror Story
Posted 10 Nov 2011 17:23

Sons of Anarchy (SOA) .. The BEST Show out there right now is HOMELAND (my opinion)

I agree about Homeland. Im addicted... Add Walking Dead to that too.

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 15:54

I don't apologize for calling you guys junior deputies.

And I won't apologize for telling you to suck a dick and fuck the fuck off. You're a major fucking dickhead most the time, dude. You like cat turds in your sand box, I'm cool with that.

That's how you roll.

This is how I roll.

But you know that already. evil4

Does anyone here see how i met your mother?

No. What are you referring too? How does the old codger remind you of the show?

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 15:11

The Junior Deputies make a valid point (Sorry Felix)
The mods can't be everywhere on here and its up to a few of us to sometimes point it out to them.

After reading alot of this girls posts its quite clear to me that she's a minor.
I deal with teenagers everyday and can see the signs
What I don't get is why is Bigguns gone and she's still here?
(Granted he's a HUGE pain in the ass, but c'mon?)

As for the point of the topic, once I get past the obvious typos, poor grammar and juvenile text speech its seems its a matter for the police. This is a predator preying on a young girl and should have the authorities called upon him.

Finally, a rational person.

Four things.

1.) You over-estimate the average 18 year old's ability to write correctly.

2.) This could be a European who's fifth language is English.

3.) I agree biguns is a HUGE pain in the ass... But he made a cool Felix shirt.

4.) catnip is a mod, plus I saw other mods in the thread this morning. They left it up. So maybe they HAVE seen it and there IS enough of them to see all the threads pretty quickly.


EDIT: Fugly <--- see what she said? love10

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 14:48

I don't apologize for calling you guys junior deputies.

And I won't apologize for telling you to suck a dick and fuck the fuck off. You're a major fucking dickhead most the time, dude. You like cat turds in your sand box, I'm cool with that.

That's how you roll.

This is how I roll.

But you know that already. evil4

Did that old pot just call me black? How dare he....

And yahtzee... I WAS giving some pretty awesome advice. Until it was derailed!

Is lush made up of all horses now? Cause all I see are nay-sayers!

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 14:38

Maybe she's a slow adult! Ever think of that!?

Seriously though.

I don't think any of you are associated with the site or the actual authorities... Maybe you should let the mods make the judgement call before you guys jump down someones young teeny throat! For the record, yeah, she seems underage, but you lush junior deputies are annoying as fuck. Seriously. Let the mods do their lush jobs.

my apologies for pointing it out and ruining your fun, Felix ....

have at her!! enjoy!!

I don't want to have at her.

I want the junior deputies to stop being so... Annoying. I can't think of a better word. If you were mods or some shit, okay fine. But you're not. I may sound harsh but pointing out the obvious, tattletaling, making judgment calls like you're the moral authority doesn't make these boards more fun. It makes them lame. The mods are there for a reason. I dont think they need help, there's a ton of them already.

And where's Olivia!? I really wanted to hear her advice on this matter!!!
angry9


as I said .... I apologize ....

Okay, that apology seemed more sincere. It didn't insinuate I wanted fake Internet sex with a minor. So apology accepted. I apologize for my sometimes harsh way of stating things. I don't apologize for calling you guys junior deputies.

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 14:30

Maybe she's a slow adult! Ever think of that!?

Seriously though.

I don't think any of you are associated with the site or the actual authorities... Maybe you should let the mods make the judgement call before you guys jump down someones young teeny throat! For the record, yeah, she seems underage, but you lush junior deputies are annoying as fuck. Seriously. Let the mods do their lush jobs.

my apologies for pointing it out and ruining your fun, Felix ....

have at her!! enjoy!!

I don't want to have at her.

I want the junior deputies to stop being so... Annoying. I can't think of a better word. If you were mods or some shit, okay fine. But you're not. I may sound harsh but pointing out the obvious, tattletaling, making judgment calls like you're the moral authority doesn't make these boards more fun. It makes them lame. The mods are there for a reason. I dont think they need help, there's a ton of them already.

And where's Olivia!? I really wanted to hear her advice on this matter!!!
angry9

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 14:15

Maybe she's a slow adult! Ever think of that!?

Seriously though.

I don't think any of you are associated with the site or the actual authorities... Maybe you should let the mods make the judgement call before you guys jump down someones young teeny throat! For the record, yeah, she seems underage, but you lush junior deputies are annoying as fuck. Seriously. Let the mods do their lush jobs.

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 12:51

Uh oh! The fun police are here!

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/150503/speedcop.jpg



laughing8



Topic What do you like/favorite things about... BREASTS!!!!!
Posted 10 Nov 2011 10:45

I like when a girl with big natural fleshy boobs takes her top off and sits on top of a huge subwoofer. Then turning the bass and volume up to 11 so you can see the bass make them jiggle. It's amazing.

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 10:42

I think what you should do is pretty obvious... You should 'date' him but like make sure he gives you plenty of gifts like money and eventually a car. You can use these things to have fun with your other boyfriends your own age.

That sounds a bit 'out there', but maybe. Hard to tel what is 'normal' because i'm pretty conservative angel7

It's not out there at all! I'm sure he would be just fine with this kind of arrangement. You come over and 'take care of the kid' know what I'm sayin? Then he pays you for it and then you're on your way. Everybody wins! You can have fun little nude trips where he looks all cool with some young stuff and you get out of the house a bit. I was conservative at your age too, well maybe by 18 not so much but that conservatism fades anyway. Might as well jump into the adult world already.

Well he is a friend and friends do not have to buy things, friendship is enough bunny bunny

Yeah yeah that's nice... Friends yes, that is true. Friendship and all of that.

But this guy wants to like put his penis in you, yes? He's a much older creeper type? Milk him, his penis along with his wallet. He won't mind. In fact, if you're extra good he'll probably WANT to give you gifts. Maybe he'll ask to keep it quiet too. Maybe he'll eventually want your friends to meet up his friends for rufie coladas at his place one evening too. dog
cat

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 09:59

I think what you should do is pretty obvious... You should 'date' him but like make sure he gives you plenty of gifts like money and eventually a car. You can use these things to have fun with your other boyfriends your own age.

That sounds a bit 'out there', but maybe. Hard to tel what is 'normal' because i'm pretty conservative angel7

It's not out there at all! I'm sure he would be just fine with this kind of arrangement. You come over and 'take care of the kid' know what I'm sayin? Then he pays you for it and then you're on your way. Everybody wins! You can have fun little nude trips where he looks all cool with some young stuff and you get out of the house a bit. I was conservative at your age too, well maybe by 18 not so much but that conservatism fades anyway. Might as well jump into the adult world already.

Topic Porn on Flights?
Posted 10 Nov 2011 09:53

I know right? I can make my lady friend's biscuits and country gravy extra special with my own personal touch, just like she likes it.

Topic Concerned about what i should do about this guy, very unique problem :s
Posted 10 Nov 2011 09:47

I think what you should do is pretty obvious... You should 'date' him but like make sure he gives you plenty of gifts like money and eventually a car. You can use these things to have fun with your other boyfriends your own age.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Nov 2011 09:40

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TQs7_22CICI

Topic Porn on Flights?
Posted 10 Nov 2011 09:27

What a great idea! They should have porn at restaurants, buses, the subway, sporting events and the DMV too!

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:56

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TMkprKQLRRE

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:54

http://www.youtube.com/embed/oGhKnpGBlZg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:52

http://www.youtube.com/embed/f84sUBXaqFo

Topic He doesn't want to fuck when I do????
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:31

Okay so he's your fiance. Did these problems start around the time you were engaged? Sometimes men need to feel like they have chased and conquered. Now that you're engaged he might feel like its too easy. Or maybe YOU have changed without realizing. Like sometimes women will get more bossy, matronly, less sexy, put in less effort in their appearance when they get married or engaged. They become less fun. Men do that too. Maybe that is whats going on.

Topic Happy Birthday to the ONE and ONLY .. Magical_Felix
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:23

You want me to shoot gravy on your biscuits? Interesting...




Thanks to everybody that took the time to wish me Happy Birthday. That was swell of you guys.

Topic Do you envy women?
Posted 03 Nov 2011 15:22

Nope love being a man, why would I envy a woman?

Sometimes you make it too easy dude... I'm not even going to say anything.


laughing8




Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Nov 2011 19:22

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ICvPTWLxLW4

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Nov 2011 19:19

http://www.youtube.com/embed/UJGGzunxHmE