Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What is the number one thing about guys that baffles you?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:52

hide feelings...

or i really hate it when they actually do ask for moral support for their problems and then when maybe we are feeling insecure they call us whiny and say "too bad, see ya"

Well, whining is so annoying to hear!

Plus Hello LMB it's because our man problems are so much more serious than your girly problems... ;)

DOH!! how could i forget??! i guess its a blonde day today!

Today?

Topic What is the number one thing about guys that baffles you?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:52

hide feelings...

or i really hate it when they actually do ask for moral support for their problems and then when maybe we are feeling insecure they call us whiny and say "too bad, see ya"

Well, whining is so annoying to hear!

Plus Hello LMB it's because our man problems are so much more serious than your girly problems... ;)

hey, being unable to decide if i should match my nail polish to my panties and socks or to my mood is very much a serious issue, i'll have you know!

I agree it is a serious issue .

Not as serious as us telling you about how that one guy I don't like looked at me all funny at that one party... Who does he think he is? Does he think he's tougher than me or some shit!?

Topic What Handgun Are You?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:47

What Handgun Are You?
You are a:
Walther, Model PPK in .380 auto!


http://upload.lushstories.com/614-w-ppk.jpg

Me too... I got the chrome ppk. I'd stroll with that.

Topic What do you prefer?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:42

I'm a little picky... Number one must have for a girl in my book is a good sense of humor. I can overlook a lot of shit if a girl can make me laugh. Looks wise, I like pretty women in shape. Not skinny and muscular but not fat either. Hair color and ethnicity don't matter to me but I tend to be attracted to lighter skinned women. I also like uniqueness. I don't like girls who dress like their friends and need their friends approval for every little decision. I also like a girl who will drink and do drugs or at least not give me shit when I do. She has to be cool I guess...

Topic What is the number one thing about guys that baffles you?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:34

hide feelings...

or i really hate it when they actually do ask for moral support for their problems and then when maybe we are feeling insecure they call us whiny and say "too bad, see ya"

Well, whining is so annoying to hear!

Plus Hello LMB it's because our man problems are so much more serious than your girly problems... ;)

Topic Term limits yea or nae????
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:30

I think that we should have limits because too many humans are too easily corrupted by power.

There are exceptions like this guy though...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luiz_Inácio_Lula_da_Silva?wasRedirected=true

He turned brazil around and is beloved by the brazilian people. They fear the country is going to go back to the way it was now that he's done. This guy would probably keep getting elected until he dies if there weren't any term limits. He is the farthest thing from a typical politician though.

Edit: the guys name is Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. I don't know why the link gets corrupted after I hit post...

Yeah dont they call him LuLu...and he just left office right i think i heard. now brazil has first woman pres...

I think they call him Lulu. I heard about him on 60 minutes a few weeks ago. I think I remember them saying he has no education. The guy made a real impression on me... Too bad he's not American.

Topic Term limits yea or nae????
Posted 11 Jan 2011 10:02

I think that we should have limits because too many humans are too easily corrupted by power.

There are exceptions like this guy though...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luiz_Inácio_Lula_da_Silva?wasRedirected=true

He turned brazil around and is beloved by the brazilian people. They fear the country is going to go back to the way it was now that he's done. This guy would probably keep getting elected until he dies if there weren't any term limits. He is the farthest thing from a typical politician though.

Edit: the guys name is Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. I don't know why the link gets corrupted after I hit post...

Topic what is your favorite band of all time?
Posted 11 Jan 2011 09:54

I love the pixies. And even though I haven't listened to them in a while, the smashing pumpkins.

Topic Ignoring it, doesn't make that gorilla disappear
Posted 10 Jan 2011 19:40

Yeah I'm all for legalizing marijuana too...

And you guys are right about the Mexican government needing to ask for help before the United States can do anything... Too bad it's going to take a Mexican president that's willing to risk his life and his loved ones lives to do it. When he can just keep being a fat cat that's not really affected by anything. Things can't stay so fucked up forever though, hopefully something happens soon.

Topic Friends on Lush
Posted 10 Jan 2011 18:36

My lush friends crack me up all the time. I feel like I know some of them well enough to call them friends. Lush friends.

Topic Ignoring it, doesn't make that gorilla disappear
Posted 10 Jan 2011 18:32

What's going on in Mexico isn't genocide. It's a drug war. The Mexican politicians don't stop it because they are all on the cartels payrolls. It's either be on the cartels payroll or get killed. I think the people that the American military needs to go after is the cartels. It's the cartels that bleed money out of America with drugs. That money is used to buy they're freedom in Mexico which they use to acquire more drugs to funnel into America. If Mexico doesn't want to help get the cartel out, fuck em. Mexico will thank us later once we get the cartels taken care off... They will probably just be replaced by new cartels but at least they won't have such a stranglehold on the government down there. I'm surprised really that America hasn't done something about this problem already. Something serious anyway.

Topic New Chinglish pictures!!!
Posted 08 Jan 2011 06:58

Your broken heiny? I can't wait!

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 08 Jan 2011 05:50

my cats

I'm going to have to say my cat too. My tiny 8lb tortie just melts away my stress.

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 08 Jan 2011 05:29

You had quite a bit to drink last night ;)

Topic Grape Kool-Aid
Posted 08 Jan 2011 05:27

If I was peeing actual grape kool-aid and not just purple piss you say? Would I drink it?

Not warm. I'd have to cool it down first. And not straight from the source. Then yeah, a little purple drink never hurt anyone. Plus I'd have to believe that any dick that pissed Kool-aid is easily worth a million dollars.

Topic Taking the 'N' word out of Huckleberry Finn.
Posted 07 Jan 2011 16:28

That guy that's smiling? He's the one guy that doesn't use the 'n' word.*

Busta Rhymes? Yeah, I know. I like him.

Recommended listening... 'Street Shit' by Busta Rhymes.

Topic The scent of female tears...
Posted 07 Jan 2011 15:45

laughing8

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst14712_An-enterprising-business-opportunity.aspx

Topic An enterprising business opportunity
Posted 07 Jan 2011 15:44

The pimpin business is a booming! After all these years still going strong.

Topic Do women really like pictures of cocks on Lush?
Posted 07 Jan 2011 15:38

I agree with painter's logic fully.

Also they might be trying to attract a different kind of girl. One that wants to just cyber really quick. One that thinks like a guy...

Topic The Question Game
Posted 07 Jan 2011 15:30


1. What activity by someone you started to have sexual interest in would turn you off completely?

-The act of smelling her bad breath when she got close. Such a turn off.

2. What activity by someone you started to have sexual interest in would turn you on so much it likely would culminate in sex?

-Touchy, feely, grabby dancing...

3. Is Valentine's Day for lovers, loafers, pretenders, or saps?

-Its for lovers... Sure it's kinda stupid and showing your girl love year round is the only way to really have a good relationship... But deep down inside no matter how badass you are everyone wants to be someone's valentine on that day.



1. What type of cologne/perfume do you wear?

2. What's the last good movie you saw?

3. What's one city you would like to visit before you die?

Topic The scent of female tears...
Posted 07 Jan 2011 13:14

Reduces a man's libido? This new study shows that we may be able to communicate chemically through tears.

http://www.livescience.com/health/female-tears-lower-male-desire-110106.html

I found this article really interesting. Just thought I'd share...

Topic I'm confused... Why are some stories taking so long to be verified?
Posted 07 Jan 2011 10:13

I could have swore, pixie, that I was searching for stories one day and a rejected story of mine that was removed showed up in the search results. One of the rejected ones in the draft. I'm not sure if mods have any stories they never worked on further so they would get accepted but if you do you should try this for yourself... Maybe it's been changed since. I stumbled upon this several months ago. What the original poster describes sounds like this very thing. Stories that were rejected but still accessible through search or if the address is sent to someone in a pm I guess would be another way..

Topic *Hypo-fucking-crits...put 'em here.
Posted 07 Jan 2011 10:07

LOL the baby and the tiger are NOT hypocrites -funny -the photo shows an infant and a tiger as if they're touching one another -in one part of my mind, i see the baby reaching to embrace the beautiful animal -in another part of my mind, i see lunch for the tiger -you guys don't see this?

I'm guessing if you lived in a jungle (any kind of jungle) and dedicated yourself to protecting and teaching your baby how to survive you'd get this : ) dontknow


So what you are saying is that the parents, if they lived in a jungle with tigers, are hypocrites for teaching the baby that tigers are dangerous but then they put it up against the glass and then the baby starts thinking tigers aren't so bad? Yeah okay it makes sense in that way...

Thank you for clearing that up for me once again myself. :)

Topic *Hypo-fucking-crits...put 'em here.
Posted 07 Jan 2011 08:25

http://upload.lushstories.com/388-167549_152728194779914_100001282037413_309338_8048084_n.jpg


i really love this picture : )

Eh? But, but why are the tiger/baby hypocrites? Why!

Topic getting a single sister-in-law into bed?
Posted 07 Jan 2011 08:09

Your wife's mind is probably miles away pleasing her sister too! I'm sure that's what is going on! You should totally suggest a threesome. Inviting the sister over and breaking the question to both of them at the same time would be best. They might even start getting it on right there. You're golden for sure.


http://upload.lushstories.com/946-stop.jpg

As if you haven't brought up this very fantasy countless times...

Also spinninjenny's suggestion about fucking the mom first is genius! Might want to toss a spanking the grandma's way just for good measure as well...

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 06 Jan 2011 19:16

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__bul3SYACjQ/TKBzvM8fYAI/AAAAAAAACGw/6RGNukLKC-A/s1600/167929331-e40aa6d363742718826dca891e69bfbf_4c9e7ef0-full.jpg

Topic getting a single sister-in-law into bed?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 19:12

My wife is a great lady and loves sex....as long as it's strait forward me pleasing her. She is just not open to any adult content on tv or any type of porn, she is vary standoffish about performing oral sex both giving and receiving, so thats my lot in life. My sister in law loves sex and is the exact opposite when it comes to adult content, I am sure thats why she is my fantasy...lots of love making with my wife, unfortunaly I am usually miles away in my mind pleasing her sister....

Your wife's mind is probably miles away pleasing her sister too! I'm sure that's what is going on! You should totally suggest a threesome. Inviting the sister over and breaking the question to both of them at the same time would be best. They might even start getting it on right there. You're golden for sure.

Good luck man.

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 06 Jan 2011 18:54

New jersey shore tonight!

The cabs ah heah!

Topic Snowglobes: Expression of Winter Cheer!
Posted 06 Jan 2011 16:05

I want one!

I like the second one with the cops and the bagman. I also like the one with the old ladies with the high powered rifles. Those are great.

Topic Followers and Comments
Posted 06 Jan 2011 15:34

I haven't read your story but writing something really badass helps.