Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Strange question...
Posted 17 Dec 2010 06:47

Are you for real? I mean, it's a bit funny to get advise on "life matters", from a guy who posts a thread asking if he's been stinged by some conman after some cyber sex just because the person vanished.

Funniest thing I've read in a while, I think Javier makes a good point here.

And english is your second or third language right Javier? Can't fault the guy on spelling...

Topic Whats the Best sex Toys to get my Gal?
Posted 16 Dec 2010 19:50

Get her your dick while she is on her back with her legs on your shoulders. Long and steady, hard and heavy... She'll like it better than a dildo.

Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 16 Dec 2010 19:32

Laetitia Casta, subject of my poem "Laetitia."


http://upload.lushstories.com/263-85338256_o.jpg

Yes! Images of her in victoria secret lingerie are tattooed on my brain.

Topic Christmas Gifts
Posted 16 Dec 2010 19:29

I got my girl an ipad and a hefty gift card to jamba juice.

I see "thank you for getting me an awesome gift sex" in my future.

Topic Maybe I Should
Posted 16 Dec 2010 19:14

Vulnerable. See she? I new I was on to something.

Heart felt, loved it.

Topic Is Feminism Bad for Your Health?
Posted 16 Dec 2010 14:04

My problem with feminism is the feminist women (the ones I know not every woman on the planet) who seem to be looking for a reason to get offended or pick and chose which rights they want to be equal. You may not hate men but it sure does come off that way. Sometimes they get offended by something that doesn't even happen to them. I remember I dislocated my knee and could barely walk for two months so my girlfriend would pump the gas in the cold while I waited in the car. The glares I would get from women were sort of scary. One even mouthed asshole to me as she drove by. Some feminists want all the advantages but want to also keep the old stuff like men paying for dates, men doing all the annoying shit like taking out the trash and yard work, men being the ones that have to compromise because if we don't we are being male chauvinist pigs.. I hate that double standard.

The truth is, in my opinion, that men have a natural instinct to protect and women have a natural instinct to be protected. And I mean that in subtle ways.



I agree with you Magical. When I was growing up in the 90' ladies in my part of Europe were so annoying with their fighting for something that was already been faught for. Thay were to loud and too frustrated, so angry at the whole world, I don't think they even know why..that cannot be good for healt at all.
Nowdays situation got calm, we all become more civilised ( I want to believe that) or maybe I am just ignoring the whole thing, but I do get that is more difficult for a guy to live with all those looks and whispers..
I am thankful what suffrsgette and feminists did for us, but at some point this needs to be stopped. Men are humans as well with the same rights as we have so there is no need to take the whole thing backwards and start to discriminate men.

Its impossible to be perfectly equal and to tell you the truth the couple times I've felt that I wasnt taken seriously because I was a man were not important in the long run. I think the equality we have now isnt bad, in california anyway. It could get better but so could almost everything in life.

Topic The Church of Lush
Posted 16 Dec 2010 13:31

How about Lube instead of holy water.

http://upload.lushstories.com/237-imagesdes.jpg

I love how this brand was your go-to lube laughing8

Topic wet dreams for women??
Posted 16 Dec 2010 13:11

Yes, I have wet dreams, and I do have orgasms while sleeping... and they always wake me up. It's not a weekly thing though. When I do wake up I am usually laying on my back, and there is no manual stimulation involved. But I can also cum with no hands while awake using just kegals and dirty thoughts, so I think I'm a rarity with that anyway.

Good lord... What a scene. You in front of your computer kegaling away while your fingers furiosly hit the keys. sign5

Topic Is Feminism Bad for Your Health?
Posted 16 Dec 2010 11:14

My problem with feminism is the feminist women (the ones I know not every woman on the planet) who seem to be looking for a reason to get offended or pick and chose which rights they want to be equal. You may not hate men but it sure does come off that way. Sometimes they get offended by something that doesn't even happen to them. I remember I dislocated my knee and could barely walk for two months so my girlfriend would pump the gas in the cold while I waited in the car. The glares I would get from women were sort of scary. One even mouthed asshole to me as she drove by. Some feminists want all the advantages but want to also keep the old stuff like men paying for dates, men doing all the annoying shit like taking out the trash and yard work, men being the ones that have to compromise because if we don't we are being male chauvinist pigs.. I hate that double standard.

The truth is, in my opinion, that men have a natural instinct to protect and women have a natural instinct to be protected. And I mean that in subtle ways.



First off, i want to state, for the record, that i am EXTREMELY OFFENDED by this because of... well, i'll figure that out later ;)

ok, seriously tho - i consider myself a feminist. now, before you get your panties in a twist, let me explain what that means to me. simple as this - a woman should and can do anything that she wants and is able to do. i'm not going to argue that men can or can't do some things better then women and vice versa, because it's true - due to the way our bodies work, MOST guys are going to be stronger then MOST woman. That said, there are plenty of exceptions to that and i don't think someone should be locked out of a job simple because of their gender and certainly, there is no reason that, if a man or woman learns the tools to function in an enviornment not CULTURALLY normally suited to them, then they should be given the opportunity to shine within it - i know women who are pretty handy under the hood of cars and i, myself, do all the "handyman" work around our house - yes, most of the time i have to look it up on the internet so i know what i'm doing, but once i do, i'm comfortable crawling under the sink or the house or where ever and going at it with my tool box - yep, you heard that right, i have a tool box (and get those dirty thoughts out of your mind!). :)

now, that all being said, i certainly appreciate it when guys open doors for me, help me with carrying heavy boxes, offer to help me with a flat tire - i know how to change flats, btw, but the offer is always appreciated, and i'd never be offended by it. i also think nothing of opening doors for guys or giving them a hand when needed in other ways (once again, clean up those dirty thoughts, people! ;) ). all in all, it's about being a humanist. sorry, a little off topic, but peripherally, it was important for me.

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/t/unbranded-the-pink-toolbox.jpg

Awwwww... Thats adorable! You can even put your makeup in there too!

Seriously though I agree with your brand of feminism and even more so with the idea that we should be humanists above all else. I think that terms like feminism can be easily misinterprated as "I'm a feminist and I think men are stupid because they dont appreciate us. I feel the need to push my agenda on other people because I have a chip on my shoulder because men have dissapointed me in the past." Similar to the way there are mens clubs that exclude women. The men in those clubs come off as sexist to many people even though that may not be their intention.

You said woman should be able to do whatever they want and are able to do. I agree with that as long as its something they are able to do and the same for men. you see this with everything. There arent many Thai NBA players but that doesnt mean the NBA is predudice against Thais it just means thais suck at professional basketball is all.

Topic Is Cybersex cheating?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 21:06

If your cyber-girlfriend told you not to cyber-fuck any other cyber-hoes then, in that situation, it's cheating.

Also, if my girlfriend was cybering with like my best friend (real life best friend and girlfriend) then I'd be pissed. Because I know they want to fuck each other and are probably about to soon.

Other than that, no.

Topic What's your personality type?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 18:47

This test is sort of creepy.... I keep getting the same thing every time and on different sites.

Beneath the quiet exterior, INFJs hold deep convictions about the weightier matters of life. Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power.

INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless. The concept of 'poetic justice' is appealing to the INFJ.

"There's something rotten in Denmark." Accurately suspicious about others' motives, INFJs are not easily led. These are the people that you can rarely fool any of the time. Though affable and sympathetic to most, INFJs are selective about their friends. Such a friendship is a symbiotic bond that transcends mere words.

INFJs have a knack for fluency in language and facility in communication. In addition, nonverbal sensitivity enables the INFJ to know and be known by others intimately.

Writing, counseling, public service and even politics are areas where INFJs frequently find their niche.

Topic who do you fancy on lush?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 17:31

I totally fancy SweetPenny! Doesn't everyone on lush? I'm sure she'd blow my socks off...

Not just your socks

See what I mean?
Drool

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Dec 2010 17:18

Sexy.........
http://www.youtube.com/v/NI9wCzLNu0k?fs=1&hl=en_US

Topic who do you fancy on lush?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 15:43

I totally fancy SweetPenny! Doesn't everyone on lush? I'm sure she'd blow my socks off...

Topic Is Feminism Bad for Your Health?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 13:59

I didn't even answer the question...

But yes it is very stressful to be the sole breadwinner. Of course men die younger than woman because we are under a lot of pressure. Knock yourselves out ladies.

Topic I recommend this member's profile.
Posted 15 Dec 2010 13:36

You got the full six man... clown

Not many can say that!

Topic Is Feminism Bad for Your Health?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 13:32

My problem with feminism is the feminist women (the ones I know not every woman on the planet) who seem to be looking for a reason to get offended or pick and chose which rights they want to be equal. You may not hate men but it sure does come off that way. Sometimes they get offended by something that doesn't even happen to them. I remember I dislocated my knee and could barely walk for two months so my girlfriend would pump the gas in the cold while I waited in the car. The glares I would get from women were sort of scary. One even mouthed asshole to me as she drove by. Some feminists want all the advantages but want to also keep the old stuff like men paying for dates, men doing all the annoying shit like taking out the trash and yard work, men being the ones that have to compromise because if we don't we are being male chauvinist pigs.. I hate that double standard.

The truth is, in my opinion, that men have a natural instinct to protect and women have a natural instinct to be protected. And I mean that in subtle ways.

Topic The 7 Letter Game
Posted 15 Dec 2010 12:08

RALAAIN

Robert and Linda are apparently into necrophilia

(*shivers* sorry couldn't come up with anything else)

JRMMHAB

Jim ran many miles half assed backwards.

ATLOSGD

Topic Another Race
Posted 15 Dec 2010 12:02

I'm not attracted to many dudes my same race, so yes - I pretty much only date outside my race.

Race fetishist......

Riiiiight.
laughing8


Topic Another Race
Posted 15 Dec 2010 11:57

I'm not attracted to many dudes my same race, so yes - I pretty much only date outside my race.

Race fetishist......

Topic Strange question...
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:39

Sounds like you were cyber-humped and dumped Javier.



Nah, nothing really happened, she's a great person, I am just doing a bit of drama to spice things up, Xmas time gets me all sensitive, my parents being divorced and everything,Lol.


Nothing happened? Next level tantra techniques aren't just nothing... Shell be back.

Topic Another Race
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:34

I like it all.

Brown girls
White girls
Black girls
Yel...er I mean Asian girls...

I've been attracted to women of all races at one point or another.

Topic Strange question...
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:29

Sounds like you were cyber-humped and dumped Javier.

Topic The 7 Letter Game
Posted 14 Dec 2010 15:49

TKHARMP

The klingon's hand angrily rearranged my penis.

DOPBEFI

Topic The 7 Letter Game
Posted 14 Dec 2010 14:37

OPAWUKY

Obscene public affection will ultimately kill you.

TUFNWAS

Topic Why do guys take girls panties after having sex??
Posted 14 Dec 2010 13:37

I just need to collect a few more before I can begin making one of these playing card panty quilts.

http://www.digitizedchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/01112009.jpg

Topic do guys like to cuddle?
Posted 14 Dec 2010 12:34

Shhh

Topic do guys like to cuddle?
Posted 14 Dec 2010 12:23

I have to be in the mood. Say me and my girlfriend, after a nice Sunday together out and about and a nice meal come home and get in lounge about clothes. Then we might get in bed and watch a movie. That's definitely the time to cuddle for me. Sometimes in the morning while deciding what to do for the day is a nice time for it too.(morning breath permitting)

I dislike cuddling in almost all other situations though. I hate cuddling when trying to sleep. I toss and turn too much. I also don't like cuddling on the couch or anywhere besides a bed.

Also sometimes outdoors in the cold if we are waiting in line for something. Does that count? But thats the only time I can think of outside of the bed.

Topic The 7 Letter Game
Posted 14 Dec 2010 12:05

Naughty Ingrid sent fifty hedonistically raunchy notes.

GALTWIN

Topic Sexy Fairy Tales
Posted 14 Dec 2010 09:40

You might like this one too if you haven't already read it.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/alyce-and-the-wonderful-land-of-lust.aspx