Topic One sexual act
01 Nov 2013 22:29
I doubt any girl is going to pick 'giving blowjobs' as the only sexual act she can ever experience for the rest of her life.
Like Metilda, I'd pick the fucking. :)
You haven't had the pleasure.
Topic What is your experience with affairs?
01 Nov 2013 21:21
Crap, just had to come and edit this post because It looked like i was talking about someone else which i wasn't., so....... Take 2.
Somebody open up an old wound for you? Be careful what you say because to this day I've never had an affair with a married man. My 'man'? you don't know me, you know nothing about me. Someone who doesn't know anything about me shouldn't go sticking their nose into my business. if someone is going to quote me on a post and challenge it, they should really get their facts right before they do. Someone who has admitted they had a long affair with a married man herself wouldn't be trying to judge anyone else on this thread would they?
I had my status as married when you said you wanted to meet up and put that to the test, just sayin.
Topic The Food Style Thread
01 Nov 2013 20:48
Special fried rice, but with beer and seafood. Naughty.
Paella, you mean.
Topic Sexy Butts
01 Nov 2013 13:59
Topic Sexy Butts
01 Nov 2013 13:57
Topic The Third Gender
01 Nov 2013 13:48
"Blanks" kinda seems like a fucked up name for them.
Topic eHarmony Cat Lady :D
01 Nov 2013 11:30
I would date this chick in a second. She's hilarious!
01 Nov 2013 11:11
Yeah, but it's just all so sad. Not to mention poorly shaped. Plus my phone fucks up sometimes too and does those accidental pocket-calls to random numbers in my address book. With my luck, I'd end up making an accidental pussy-call to my boss or something.
The pussy call might not be so bad. It's the accidental FaceTime call that can be really embarrassing. Can you imagine how confused he'd be up until the point you pull it out, he realizes where it was, then you abruptly hang up? It would be one of those things where you just can't find the words.
01 Nov 2013 10:57
This is so gross. You can get a cheap Pocket Rocket vibrator for like $10-20 bucks. Who would risk an expensive phone?
You can't call a vibrator... plus you can put it in a ziplock baggie, hello.
Topic Risky sex
29 Oct 2013 21:28
When I was a teenager I worked in a large clothing store. Often times I would get stuck working the fitting room and I'd say about three times a month someone would bang in one of the stalls. It was really obvious when they did because you could see their feet and sound carried in that room. A few times the girl would just walk out in her bra and panties and go straight to the bathroom, after checking if the coast was clear (I didn't count). This store was right next to a couple of "family" bar style chain restaurants and a movie theater. All kinds of drunken shenanigans would go on in there.
Topic Are Beards Sexy?
29 Oct 2013 14:04
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Topic Getting the wife a new boyfriend
29 Oct 2013 13:48
Ask her if the cloth in your hand smells like chloroform. Its the most effective way to get girls to do your friends and crazy shit like that.