Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 18:12

Muffy McQueso

Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 18:03

Dolores de la Cooch

Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 17:46

Sharkiesha

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Dec 2013 17:00

https://31.media.tumblr.com/244d50a8e677d9165b3d66c532dee01a/tumblr_mod2wxypQS1qgbkrno1_250.gif

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Topic Anyone else have a butterface fetish?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 16:21

I wonder if this topic hits a little too close to home for some of the more fired up chicks in this thread.

Topic who wants to get dominated?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 13:01

It has been a rough week or so... so please everyone take my posts accordingly. I am done with it all. I don't want to cause problems or get into any internet tit for tats . I apologize.

That's what online forums and message boards are. You post a thought then someone responds to it. If you don't like it you're better off writing your thoughts in a diary were no one can respond to what you said and you won't have to constantly keep apologizing.

This is like jumping in a swimming pool then getting upset because you got wet... Don't jump in and you won't get wet.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:57



But like art there are many dimensions to life and if you are open, the horizons can stretch further and you can have new experiences on a daily basis. Before perspective was discovered art was largely 2 dimensional. Then perspective was discovered and it became 3 dimensional.

I don't know... Sculpture has always been three dimensional... Even before perspective... I assume you are talking about painting? Funny metaphor since perspective in painting is just an illusion and a painting is still two dimensional... Sorry it's just funny because of what you're applying your metaphor to.

Topic He's married, I am single....he is not making enough time for me....should I bail out or stick w
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:46

He's married, I am single....he is not making enough time for me....should I bail out or stick w dontknow


You should tell him you're gonna tell his wife and demand he give you 500 (can't make it too high so his wife doesn't notice) dollars cash a week to keep you quiet. If he doesn't believe you or that his wife will take you seriously start describing his cock in perfect detail and let it sink into his head that if his wife were to hear you she would no doubt believe you. Easy money.

Topic Masturbating To Your Crush?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:29

I only masturbate to my enemies.

Topic Have you come out to family/parents?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:16



I understood exactly what he meant and if I'd responded earlier and cleared it up then all the unpleasantness would have been avoided.

Not really. What exactly did he mean when he said it annoys him when gay people come out of the closet? How is that them shoving their gayness down his throat? What did he mean when he said that it is not necessary for gay people to come out of the closet anymore (or around him I guess)?

Sounds like people who think my white girlfriend is shoving her interracial relationship down their throats when she kisses me in front of them or when we tell them that we are officially dating now.



Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:50



Hey pussycat stop whining and wondering here on our wedding announcement. The question how real our relation is are not your business. We will keep you up to date if we want to share more with you. Move on and search yourself a mate here or wherever else.

I didn't question wether it was real... You said that................

I was asking about how a lush prenup works... I mean you guys have one... Maybe I'm asking so I can work out the details of my own Lush prenup... You guys aren't very helping or welcoming to members wondering about how this all works.

How is Nice this time of year? Chilly? If ya'll live in the same city why not just get married for real? Or like... Date?

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:46


Whatever it takes to beat back real life sometimes so we can create a new reality.

laughing8

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:12



Nope none of it. I am a gold member kitty cat. Go eat your kibble and stop wondering.

So what the hell does a lush prenup entail then? You said you guys had a pre nuptial agreement. Why does a simple question make you get defensive? What is an online lush prenup?

And yes, you are a gold member, yay. I wish I could be one one day.

Oh and kibble is dog food. Not trying to focus on semantics but if you're trying to make a cat joke... at least get the wording right so it makes sense.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 01:06

Online you provocateur. Not this thread but I have seen you elsewhere and you do make me laugh sometimes. Yes we had the prenup meeting and he and I have an agreement.
No not in real life. Lush felix the wonderful cat that is devilish in the cartoons and so are you but it doesn't offend me, I think you are funny. I bet my cat could kick your cat's ass. No actually she could she beat up two ferals so I think she could. I mean that in a friendly way.


Wait, so you have an online lush prenup? Are you willing to discuss some of the details of this? Like what would be in the prenup? Does one of you have to leave if it goes wrong? Does he have to provide a gold membership in case of a lush divorce? Or half of the cost of one? Do stories need to be removed? Do you need to avoid each other in the forum?

A lush prenup really is something that is blowing my mind right now.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:56



I wear leather so I am not offended. Thick skin I have. If you want to ask more I am open.

But you didn't answer any of them so I wouldn't know what to follow up with. My first question was actually serious. I'll admit the bachelor party and prenup questions were facetious... But the first one was serious. I actually really am fascinated by this.

EDIT: the way it was quoted confused me at first, I didn't see you answered.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:31

Is this an online marriage or like...a marriage marriage? I'm just wondering...

Like, is the best man someone from lush too?

Is the bachelor party, like...a Bachelor chat room party?

Is there an online prenup? Like, if it goes bad is there an agreement to not down vote each others stories or something like that?

Was there an asking for the hand of the lady from an online daddy dom? That would be funny.

Are you actually married in real life and just having an online marriage too? whatever that is. Just for lush?


...


I am actually really intrigued by this. Please don't take offense to my questions.

Topic Atheist church
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:23

Atheist church



One day you are going to look back at your life and you are going to be frustrated at how much you regret wasting so much time reading and reposting shit like this when you could have been out doing anything else.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:16

My name is Jack, and I love disco.

//www.youtube.com/embed/hCDAfa-NI-M

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:14

//www.youtube.com/embed/38Hia8JQQjs

Topic Do I have to fuck everbody?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:05



We have to keep it all PG13 with the forum ranks around here, Nudes... I suggest, PITN

http://upload.lushstories.com/1212884272-PainInTheNeck.gif



Your new (well, old) avatar pic is disturbing. It's as cheesy as a brick of store brand imitation velveeta.

Topic Help Picking up older women?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:58



This is quite accurate.




Thank you.

Topic What's your kryptonite?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:55




http://upload.lushstories.com/1964537533-Bullshit.gif

Someday, young man... You might live to enjoy my age.

Of course since you only mouth off on the internet... the probability of you living to be plus 100 - very good.

Everything you espouse is make believe bullshit. And you're the only person who doesn't realize everyone else is on - to you.




You're 100 years old?

Topic Do I have to fuck everbody?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 21:10

Crap! They made me fuck everyone! Of course, it was a lot easier back then. There were only a few thousand of us.

Good thing you quieted down quite a bit since then... allowed the site to grow to the membership it is now.

Your forum rank should be: new member repellant.

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 20:18

Fuckin' stupid.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Nov 2013 19:44

Brings a tear to my eye, yo.

//www.youtube.com/embed/f7OzTy0jAyY

Can you lie next to her
and give her your heart, your heart?
As well as your body
And can you lie next to her
and confess your love, your love?
As well as your folly
And can you kneel before this king
and say "I'm clean", "I'm Clean"? (can you! I think not pfft)

But tell me now where was my fault,
in loving you with my whole heart? (sigh)
Oh, tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart?

Her white blank page
and a swelling rage, rage
You did not think when you sent me to the brink, to the brink
You desired my attention, but denied my affections, my affections (tear jerk)

So tell me now where was my fault,
in loving you with my whole heart?
Oh, tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart?

Ahhhh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhhhhh

Lead me to the truth and I will follow you with my whole life
oh lead me to the truth and I will follow you with my whole life

Ahhhh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhhhhh

Topic What music do you love to hate?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 19:18



Mumford and Sons is One of those bands I don't like.
They aren't the real deal to me, and it's all the same.



You wouldn't know the real deal if it slapped you on the vagina.

http://www.jenkatgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/469530850_BfgIhJoW_c.jpg

Pay no mind. A lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep, little buddy.

Topic What music do you love to hate?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 15:30


Oh, and Mumford & Sons, screw you

http://odditymall.com/includes/content/lions-mane-cat-hat-3.jpg

Don't weep little lion man. She didn't mean it.

Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:58

//www.youtube.com/embed/eQLXYu6plhg

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:45

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4af270030ae3f7785f921b4ba27c11d3/tumblr_mvhyca3D9Z1qz9v0to1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cfe207b6f70ca5ad260fb3f16024ada/tumblr_mvhyca3D9Z1qz9v0to2_500.jpg

Aturo Samniego’s “Emergence".

Topic Help Picking up older women?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:38

Picking up older women is easier than picking up young women... It's because older woman are the ones doing the picking up. It's so obvious. If you can't tell then older women aren't interested in you or your personality and there isn't much you can do to change that really.