Forum posts made by magical_felix

Congratulations to all the winners! Hope that potato is gold plated.

















I judge a lot of Lush Comps...


For the first time ever in my Lush judging career, my first choice won! (Congratulations CG!!!!!)



How dare you...

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Premise to interlude
wait til all bones pretrude
you're convexed, you're convert
there's a stain on your shirt
semi-sweet, semicide
the remorse you can't hide
now we molt past our skin
and make room to begin

Symmetry;
you must work in symmetry
you must earn their empathy

Symmetry;
you must work in symmetry
you must earn their empathy

Down down cities fall down on me

The final chrysalis
self-controlled consciousness
now it feels omminent
done for your benefit
eat right out of their hand
its concaved all your glands
we're encouraged to forget
preference to be forcefed

Symmetry;
you must work in symmetry
you must earn their empathy

Symmetry;
you must work in symmetry
you must earn their empathy

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You got One Direction saying it doesn't matter about your looks just your personality.

But their girlfriends look pretty attractive...

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Coming up I was confused, my mommy kissing a girl
Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world
Daddy ain't around, probably out committing felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing, "Check check out My Melody"
I wanna live good, so shit I sell dope
For a four finger ring, one of them gold ropes
Nana told me if I passed I'd get a sheepskin coat
If I can move a few packs I'd get the hat, now that'd be dope
Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next mornin, niggas had stole my bike
Different day, same shit, ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could


Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top
And I'm gon' shine homey until my heart stop
(Go 'head envy me, I'm rap's M.V.P.
And I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me)


G-G-G-G-G-Unit, on the grill of my lowrider
Guns on both sides, right above the gold wires
I'll fo'-five 'em, kill a nigga on my song
And really do it, that's the true meaning of a ghostwriter
Ten G's 'll take your daughter out of Air Forces
Believe you me homey, I know all about losses
I'm from Compton, wear the wrong colors be cautious
One phone call'll have your body dumped in Marcy
I stay strapped like car seats, been banging
Since my lil' nigga Rob got killed for his Barkleys
That's ten years, I told Pooh in ninety-five
I'll kill you if you try me for my Air Max 95's
Told Banks when I met him I'mma ride
And if I gotta die, I'd rather homicide
I ain't have 50 cent when my grandmama died
Now I'm going back to Cali with my Jacob on
See how time fly?




From the beginning to the end, losers lose
Winners win this is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in, is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me nigga now listen to Game


Used to see five-oh, throw the crack by the bench
Now I'm fuckin with five-oh it's all starting to make sense
My moms happy, she ain't gotta pay the rent
And she got a red bow on that brand new Benz
Waiting on Sha Money to land, sitting in the Range
Thinking how they spent 30 million dollars on airplanes
When there's kids starving
'Pac is gone and Brenda still throwing babies in the garbage
I wanna know "What's Going On" like I hear Marvin
No schoolbooks, they used that wood to build coffins
Whenever I'm in the booth and I get exhausted
I think what if Marie Baker got that abortion?
I love you ma

I just wanted to bang one of the other authors.

I actually believe you... Good Luck!

Good luck? I wrote that in the past tense you dumb gump.

Placed my fully loaded colt ar-15 on my lawn chair facing the street the other day. It laid there for 8 hours. People walking by looked, the mail man looked confused. After siting there for 8 hours I picked it up, pulled the clip out. Not a single shot fired, at this point I am thinking either I have the worlds laziest gun, or it's people who shoot people. Well that's my rant, I got to run. I hear spoons are making people fat.

1. That is not your rant. You read that on the internet. You just changed shotgun to ar-15.

2. Leaving a loaded weapon on your lawn is grossly irresponsible. The only point made by this is that the person that did this is lucky that gun didn't fall into the wrong hands.

3. The spoon comment is neither clever or a valid comparison. You can't kill a dozen people with a spoon in minutes.

4. This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. Ever.

Because what you guys are doing is symptome-fighting and not cause-fighting.



You have to fight symptoms to cure an illness. Any doctor will tell you that. That's like saying. "Don't take cold medicine because that just alleviates discomfort. Since we don't know how to get rid of people having colds to begin with, let's do nothing and just live with the symptoms."




Guns dont kill people. People who use guns kill people. But they could use knifes, selfmade bombs, etc.



True, a human has to pull a trigger... A human has to use a detonator or pull a pin to make a bomb go off as well right? So bombs don't kill people, people kill people, by your rationale. SO then why is it illegal to own bombs? Why do you have to have all kinds of licenses and paper trails going on if you want to buy dynamite for construction purposes? Could it be be because bombs make it easier to kill a bunch of people at the same time? If bombs aren't the problem because like you say... It's the people that kill people... then why is it illegal to own bombs?

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Don't worry too much about it Jack, I'm sure one day you will see a set of lips other than your own mouthing those words!


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It's because girls are hot. And two of them is hotter than one.

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Do you have a goal as a lush author?

I just wanted to bang one of the other authors.

Is it because they won't actually do anything to prevent violence? Huh? Is it? Is it? Did I win?

Yes nudiepants, you won... You won the idiot contest.

As for everyone else that seems to not understand statistics, please use your brains. When you say that there are more car related deaths than gun related deaths then point out that we should ban cars too like you are making some witty point... You're not. The reason there are more car related deaths is because there is simply more cars than guns. There are more knives, blunt objects and fists than guns too. The more guns there are, the more guns that will be fired. The notion that we would have a polite society if we were all trained to use and respect guns properly is a fantasy. Reduce the number of guns and the gun deaths will go down. Increase the number of guns and the gun deaths will go up.

100 people in a room with no guns. 100 people that are in no danger of getting shot. One of the people might get mad and fist fight a guy and the crowd can stop them.

100 people in a room with half of them having guns. 100 people in danger of being shot. One of them pulls a gun and starts shooting and another guy will pull his gun and start shooting at the guy shooting. That guy misses and hits another guy's wife and then that guy is shooting the guy trying to prevent the first guy shooting. Then another guy starts shooting all the other shooters because he doesn't know who the "good" guys are. Confusing right? Shooting and shooting and shooting.

Sugar daddy and sugar baby should be available as relationship statuses.

I like getting oral in front of a mirror and I stare into my own eyes and mouth the words "you sexy motherfucker" as she goes to town.

err'day

I'll get that Milla Jovovich yet though.

Maybe it was the double negative that tripped you up. Happens to the best of us, boy.

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Careful, bitch.

oh shit.. I had to ask a friend, apparently the word small and buttocks together don't register with me. Like a fucking tyrannosaurus that can't see shit unless it's moving.

Well, call me a counterexample because I was breast-fed and my anaconda most certainly does not want none unless you're in possession of buns, hun.

That's what he said, read it again, son.

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^^^ hot

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I like tittays big

I like tittays small

I like tittays against the wall

I like tittays in a stall

I like tittays in the fall

I like tittays at the mall

If you got some nice tittays give me a call.

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"Almost Drowned in the Pussy, So I Swam to the Butt."

- Lil Wayne

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