Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 15 Nov 2013 03:40



Let's see your creative genius at work maestro, I know you can work a camera...



I won't be bothered as it would be 4-bombed anyway from the haters.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Nov 2013 03:39





U.S. Marine corp. 90% of the people im around day in and day out are rednecks, race has no place when it comes to rednecks. If u want to judge what i said, try asking bout my background first.

You sound incredibly stupid.

Topic Lush Marriage? Yes, No, Maybe, or just ridiculous?
Posted 14 Nov 2013 02:15


Has anyone ever had online-kids? (if so, don't comment...actually, just forget I asked that)


This again? I was proved to be not the father ... Again and again with this shit. Just cut it out.

Topic Straight Guy in a gay bar: You go in, not realising it is a gay bar, and get hit on.
Posted 14 Nov 2013 01:50


Well to be honest if a guy came up to me and felt my balls or grabbed my ass I probably would punch him and I'm gay!

That's not aggressively hitting on you... That's groping. That's a bit different than hitting on you which is verbal. Groping is more of an assault. Even then, punching a guy after that can be taken many different ways... if you're a guy. Can you prove the guy grabbed your balls after the cops came? Is doing that worth your time? was he drunk of his ass and you just fucked up to defend your "honor" against a total stupid ass?

Topic Straight Guy in a gay bar: You go in, not realising it is a gay bar, and get hit on.
Posted 14 Nov 2013 01:22

I've only been to a gay bar once in my life, and that was with four gay friends of mine. (and actually happened on a trip with a church music group.. the director is gay) It was a week night so there weren't a lot of people there. I went up to the bar to get the drinks, the female bartender looked at me and somehow knew I wasn't gay. Lol, she leaned over the bar a little bit and said, "You do know this is a gay bar right?", just as one of my friends walked up to help me carry the beers. The most effeminate one of the group, and he replied, "Girl, I sure hope so."

We spent two or three hours there drinking, hanging out/talking, and playing pool. No one hit on me. Either they saw the same thing the bartender saw in me, weren't interested, or assumed I was with one of the guys in the group. But if someone had hit on me, I'd have politely declined and gone back to talking with my friends.

LOL I have no words.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 14 Nov 2013 00:00



The Lush server was derailed momentarily by your magnanimous display of humility. But only you and the server recognized that you were attempting to bow down.

Interesting that.

I was being sarcastic and you even failed to see that. How you traverse through life without breaking a hip is beyond me.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:43



? ? ? ?


http://upload.lushstories.com/1404519763-FucktardCrossing.jpg

That was me acknowledging you got me so good with your gif you found. Only you were too fucktarded to acknowledge it. Even in victory you are defeated.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:34




http://upload.lushstories.com/1589144654-You...Again.gif


http://upload.lushstories.com/663816799-tumblr_inline_mvwsfrgNZX1r2sy63.gif

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:27



BS. you take every opportunity you can to post some smart arsed remark under my posts and you know it. So please, just leave me alone.



Every opportunity huh? I take it easy on you in fact. I keep it on a just funnin' level.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:20




Go fuck yourself Felix.



Oh calm down, I was jesting.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:19

I whacked off in one of the bathrooms during the white house tour when I was in school. Painted the white house white y'all.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:14



Stupid is usually fun though.clown



Why I find you amusing still. In a jovial and fun way.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:59

This thread is so stupid.

Topic Breaking up, when do you know it's over?
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:56

When she be like, I'm calling the cops motherfucker and you be like, alright fuck, chill .

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:53

There was a typo in this video, 4 at best. Shit is old too. I laughed once at this but now its like austin powers funny, funny years ago but now, eh.. let's get some new shit going on. Old fumes this.

Topic How are girls of today meant to feel great about their looks with this marketing
Posted 13 Nov 2013 21:56

That guy is a photoshop master... I'm impressed. Don't starve an artist such as this. Yeah, it's fucked up, the societal repercussions and all that shit.. but this motherfucker is making fine wine out of table grapes.

Topic How did you achieve your biggest orgasm? Details, please.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:12



Gotta love the Urban Dictionnary. laughing8

I was talking about the south not urban locations, numbnuts.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:09

//www.youtube.com/embed/s_1DQi_P9MI

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:07

//www.youtube.com/embed/VckQWryzAZE

Topic How did you achieve your biggest orgasm? Details, please.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 19:13

Mine was when I caught this hick girl giving herself a kentucky washdown ...which led to us engaging in a kentucky tractor puller . She pulled me through the south until we ended up in alabama where I thought "when in rome" and we ended the party with an alabama hot pocket .

Topic Why leave?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 18:42

I mean I just want to enjoy Lush and some company, not really get intimate. Is that a bad thing crybaby

Yes... Get on cam and spread your cheeks, princess.

Topic Have you ever complained to your partner or friends about the cock size that your man has?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 18:04

Nope. I've only ever been legit disappointed by dick size once and it was just a short-term vacation fling so he was not 'my man'. I did mention it (eventually) to a friend or two during random gossipy sex talks over drinks, but that's about it. And... I don't think I could ever tell a guy that his dick was too small - it just seems cruel.

I see what you did there. laughing8

Topic Straight Guy in a gay bar: You go in, not realising it is a gay bar, and get hit on.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:32



As for getting hit on, if the guy is polite and not a jerk, I will be polite in declining. If not, I won't be the only one getting "hit on"!

If a guy aggressively hits on you, your response would be to physically hit him? Is that what you are implying?

Topic Why leave?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:22

Because they probably want to verify you are really a girl or the girl you claim to be. Skype would be good for such verification. It also may make someone feel more "special" or something if you trust them with personal information.

Topic Interesting him in Anal Play/Prostate Play
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:19

Use your tongue instead of your finger.

Topic have you ever had taboo sex
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:17

Yeah. I still look over my shoulder once in a while when I'm in a certain part of town because of it. Just in case.

Topic Curiosity
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:13

No. It's gross.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:00



And I am sceptical about the calibre of your professorship.

He has a Masters.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 07 Nov 2013 16:53

everyone else feel free to comment. =)

laughing8

Topic What is your favourite depressing album?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 16:07

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/7/7e/Smashing_Pumpkins_-_Mellon_Collie_And_The_Infinite_Sadness.jpg/480px-Smashing_Pumpkins_-_Mellon_Collie_And_The_Infinite_Sadness.jpg

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/cultslp.jpg