Forum posts made by magical_felix

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Heh heh heh...Magic Jack has a new nickname...

Remember when you went berserk because I kept calling you an idiot after you said you didn't care if people called you an idiot? That was the best.

Y'all don't like ass shaking? Wow...

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I think the employers of the illegal immigrants should have to pay for the medical expensess of these people. After all, if the employers made sure that the people they were hiring had the proper work permits this wouldn't happen.

The employers think they get a cheap ride by hiring undocumented workers so why shouldn't they foot the bill for these workers when the workers need medical care?

LOL even if the employers technically pay for the "medical care" they really aren't, the consumer would. The reason you have fucking 99 cent cheeseburgers is because of our joke ass seriousness about immigration. The more idiots that poke their snout into immigration and try to regulate it and put pressure on employers the more expensive your food will get. The people in power know this, it's crippling and they know it so that is why the greatest country in the world seems to have trouble closing the border. SEEMS to have trouble that is. Fast tracking legal status so taxing pay becomes easier is the way to go for america. The immigrants will gladly trade paying taxes for being treated like humans and not animals any day. Guess what, it's the consumer that sets this standard, stop lying to yourselves. America is the way it is because of americans. NOt because of obama or bush, it's because of YOU, all of YOU.

I do believe it would be YOU biting the pillow if I were biting your arse...ok shut up.






Key word if . If if was a fifth as they say.

Sorry to interrupt, I know how to shake or wiggle, but could you please tell me how a girl 'pops' her arse? I'm very intrigued.

......................want me to show you?

Well I'd be disturbed if my boyfriend could fit my panties.

The man said wear the panties not fit in them. he might have a mean dangle out the leg hole, you don't know.

When you are a spanish speaker the name "Putin" will always be funny.

My brain hurts from reading this, lol.

-0.00001% now because a girl with brain hurt is probably undatable too. When does it end?

Pro: I'm crazy.

Con: I'm fucking crazy dude.

This was great.

Some of the greatest lyrics ever. Sometimes I think MM's showmanship overshadowed how powerful his music really was.

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Yeah right, Shut up, I'll make you bark next time you beg me to bite that smartarse of yours Felix






LOL please, you'd be biting the pillow, you mean.

As I said before....TECHNICALLY you're not wrong. But think of it this way: If I slap you with my left hand even though I'm right handed, do you still get slapped?




Yes, it's just called a stranger...

And technically it's not physical cheating but it's definitely emotional cheating and that is worse.

Young Martha Stewart.

By David Palumbo

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I liked you better when you were on vacation hiatus at domination spring training.

You bring your little slave over to me and I'll teach you what being a Master is all about. The cuckold lesson is just a bonus.

Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. :)

Fuck you.

Sorry Ravyn, I shall shackle & banish my inner dom back to his dungeon, and go be my usual vanilla arsehole over in the Think Tank for the next few days.



It's Dom, with a capital D you huge moron. Unless you realize you aren't even worthy of being a real Master like Me and this Pez.

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Don't worry Master Pez. This fake master (notice I didn't capitalize the m for this weak ass book learned "master") wellmadebitch is just jealous of you because you are more of a Master at 21 than he is at 61. Fuck em.

Happy birthday!

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Well duh! but you're an asshole.... oh wait...... ;)

She just broke up with me three hours ago, shutup.


That Trinket is a one woman wrecking machine! You go...!

She's all bark and no bite to be honest.

I've answered this question many times on Lush and it always comes with a long, wordy disclaimer/justification. I've responded to the poll but I've decided to give a (slightly) different spiel.

I find sexual orientation is often ill-defined which results in people identifying themselves as "bisexual" or "bi-curious" (whatever that is) all too easily.

I've done sexual stuff with guys. I would do sexual stuff with guys again. I have been/am attracted to some men. I (probably) would not have sex with a man.

I'm heterosexual (much to my parents' shock and disbelief—I'm the one person who had to "come out" as hetero) . My best friend (who is gay) describes me as "a hetero with hiccups".

Maybe I just see things differently to most people.


(Also, I hate the word "straight" to mean heterosexual).

Brilliant.

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First question... How do you insist on sex with your wife?



You go... "Bitch, less talky more fucky." Works for me anyway.

quaaludes

What exactly would I be trying to tell you, please enlighten me........



I think it was a thinly veiled accusation that you are from the fairy kingdom.

Not saying you are... But you asked.

I've snapped thong bands if they're close enough. just saying.

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Somethings wrong when you regret
Things that haven't happened yet
But it's a glorious day when morning comes
Without the feeling of alarm

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

You couldn't sleep for the awful fright
That kept you up in bed last
But curious shape shift in the dark,
They vanish with the sunrise spark

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

for the record, it wasn't me. word on the street it was one of guys, but i can't verify that.

Don't be mad 'cause I always gotta wash my hair when you're in town.

I think pussy hair has more to do with the pussy and less to do with whoever is getting that pussy's preference. Hair on the pussy, like hair on the head, must compliment said pussy the same way hair on the head compliments a person's face. The same haircut doesn't work on everyone.

for example:

Natalie Portman still looks pretty damn good bald.

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Brittany does not.

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One time this girl got drunk at a party and she shit herself. She was wearing white pants and kept dancing because she didn't even realize at first. There was shit everywhere. It was so fuckin sick.