Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Fisting
Posted 31 Mar 2012 15:51

i love fisting my girlfriend and her 3 daughters i got to do it nowbefore we have sex

Dude... You should lay on your back next time and fist two of them while the other two fuck your feet... Could be one of the biggest break throughs of the 21st century. I'm not joking. Make it happen.

Topic Fisting
Posted 31 Mar 2012 15:46

ew, just... ew

Not even a small fist? Like from a little person?

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 31 Mar 2012 09:39

Jack this the fourth time you pester me and I continue to repeat myself.

I should of guessed you would do this one day in the forums.

Believe what you want. I have no control over what you conclude.

Its too bad you take this position because I think your presence as a member is valued here. You write great stories and you participation overall is interesting to say the least. You just have a twisted comical sense, your sarcasm level is really high and most, including myself, may not understand it or practice it.

This posture you adopt will drive people away and that is unfortunate for the site and completely unnecessary.








Im not being sarcastic in this thread. And stop kissing my ass. And pestering? After I deleted you you kept sending me PMs.. I don't answer them but you insisted on sending them. That is pestering. This is the forum. When you say Hypocritical shit people will call you out. Kissing ass wont get me or anyone to stop. And yes, maybe you should have thought about me bringing this up in the forum when you have started so much drama with me in the past and then you go and state that the drama on lush is surprising you. I mean seriously...

I don't pretend to know or care what is good for this site... But tell me more, I am all ears.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 31 Mar 2012 08:27

Felix, you are pathetic.


laughing8

Maybe. But people being hypocrites bugs me. Like, I just wanted to remind you of all the drama and attention seeking you did. I felt like reminding you because you were acting like the drama on lush is surprising you when you are one of the people that causes it too.






Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 31 Mar 2012 06:50



Every situation has 3 truths - Your truth, My truth, and the Real truth.


Stop editing your previous posts rashomon...

For everyone's information. 1CuriousCat is going back and editing what he said in this thread. I stopped responding and let him have the last word cause a mod asked me to please stop. So I did.

But you keep going kitty. Keep editing posts though Fernando and I'll tell everyone the really really embarrassing stuff... You know what I'm talking about... Unlike you, I am not a hypocrite. I did not change anything I said to appear like I don't cause drama. Just because you do it in a snakey private way doesn't make it any different. You're transparent as fuck.

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Mar 2012 17:33

Fuck, YAY!

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 30 Mar 2012 17:17

Felix get over yourself... I like you as a friend and only a friend.

Seriously, its not you - its me.



Everything I said was complete truth.

And don't break up with me laughing8 ... That's like saying you quit when you are already fired.

It did make me blush though.. weird.

Okay, I'm done unless you give me something juicy. I need to get dolled up for the night time.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 30 Mar 2012 16:57

Jack get a grip you are starting to sounding like a little bitch. ;)

I cant believe this guy got you hung up about this for soo long. My sugestion to you is to move on. Go smoke a blunt and relax.

Or better yet, use it as inspiration and give us a classic felix fuck story. I know I would be eager to read it.


That is what I figured you would say. A simple response from a simple guy.

If you don't want this subject to come up again don't run around acting like some kind of altruist saying you don't start drama or any negativity because, to be honest, you do.

Your own friends told me not too long ago (within a week or two) how you are bringing me up with them and they came and told me. Like, you want to be associated with me so bad, for some weird reason, that you are running around bringing me up with people to make yourself seem more important than you are ...then they come tell me. So either cut it out or pick people that aren't my friends as well to start up drama with.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 30 Mar 2012 16:19



You seem pretty bent out shape about this situation. I think you are overanalyzing everything.

I agree that the chicken story is a classic case of a joke.

A lie would be more like Paul trying to convince you he is Linda by cleverly using all the information he could gather from previous conversations with you and with Linda about you.






I'm not bent out of shape <--arguments like that are what the mentally weak use when they don't know what to say.



So you did understand it? That is what I thought.

So you're saying that there is something paul could say to convince you he is Linda? laughing8 You don't think that is a ridiculous notion? To actually be swayed to believe something like that from a joke that formed organically through conversation? Fuck man, want to buy a bridge?

Funny you say this, "by cleverly using all the information he could gather from previous conversations with you and with Linda about you." It's funny cause this same guy did this as well! He asked me and one of my really good friends on here what we thought about each other separately. What a weird thing to do right? Like of all the things to ask someone you don't really know. "what do you think of your best friend on lush?" Then thinking these two people aren't going to then say to each other. "So this one dude was asking me all kinds of weird shit today."

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 30 Mar 2012 15:46



I'm sorry, but this doesn't really make any sense.

What part is confusing? The part where the drama queen takes Paul's joke as a fact because they are stupid? Or did you not understand the point of the whole thing? How by answering in a fashion similar to B is simply to create drama. Because only a drama queen would take a joke as a lie then run around trying to get attention because of it. Blowing something innocent out of proportion for attention is kinda what drama is and then after the drama is created, simply saying you're not about drama doesn't change anything. I can explain hypocrisy too, if you like.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 30 Mar 2012 14:31



What a noob that guy must have been. Imagine, actually believing in one if the most accepted authors on the site. What an absurd notion. That must have one crazy lie you told him.

Your social analises is spot on! That is exactly what is so interesting and surprising. Its way more socially complex then what a new member imagines.

The funny thing is that the guy wasn't really a "noob". He had been a member for many months but maybe I am not sure what a noob is, I don't really use words like that, but he wasn't so new. I guess in a writing community the authors do stand out from the rest but yes, I agree, it is an absurd notion to blindly believe everything someone says, especially while having a non-serious conversation, simply because they have a creative talent (especially one like writing).



Thank you for the compliment on my analysis. I'm always happy to analyze.




Lies and jokes.

Lets say Paul McCartney, one of the greatest singer-songwriters ever, came up to me and said. "Hey Jack, why did the chicken cross the road?" And I say. "I don't know Paul, why?" Then he answers "To teach the possum it can be done."

I can either say.

A. "Oh very clever Paul, I see how you changed it up with the possum thing because they always get hit by cars."

or

B. "Fuck you Paul. You're trying to tell me that chickens and possums communicate? This whole time I genuinely thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side and NOW YOURE FEEDING ME THESE LIES!!!!! I'm like the president of the Wings fan club and you LIE TO ME!"


B is the drama queen answer.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 29 Mar 2012 16:18



The social relevancy is surprising - I remember when first creating a profile and "making" friends the most common advice I got was - "be careful of the drama, sometimes it feels like High School". The funny thing was that it was given from everyone I talked to. I did not really understand it at the time.




I know right? I once told a joke to a guy in passing (and in private) and he totally flipped out! The joke was so preposterous that no one with half a brain would have taken it seriously but he still did. Who knows why... To get attention maybe? But it happens. Even to the guys that are "above it."

The Drama on lush is crazy! But we all get involved in it. It's impossible not to if you actually talk to people on here. Drama happens whenever humans interact over a long period of time, on lush or not.

Topic Share Recipes
Posted 29 Mar 2012 16:06



Oh come on Jack dont be jealous because this crusty bitch have never paid attention to you, even though you say you know how to cook

So you asking me to share my "chorizo con huevos" recipe with you over and over again doesn't count as paying me attention? Please...

Topic Share Recipes
Posted 29 Mar 2012 15:35



If you dont marry him would you marry me?? and can we get Personal Assistant in this relationship also?? i mean damn those recipes looks mouth watering!!

What do you mean IF ? She already said yes months ago. You other crusty bitches can just move along. If you are lucky I'll ask her to make enough for leftovers and if you aren't particularly annoying that day I will share.

Topic Share Recipes
Posted 29 Mar 2012 14:32

Gets down on one knee. Iszofia, will you marry me?

I mean... These are some great recipes Em. They look delicious! I want to try them.

Fuck... That was almost awkward there for a minute.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 26 Mar 2012 10:26

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr14rDDqQ1r1rnw6o1_500.gif

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 26 Mar 2012 10:17

Mean girls, popular girls, funny girls .........ugly girls.

I guess its like the Cats and dogs. Israel, Palestine. Bloods, crypts.





Or ....





Or... Or do you want me to beat up the whole stupid internet for you, girl? On account that its full of..

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx0gwXbRh1r9k77ho1_500.jpg

Topic if a exgf sent this how would you respond?
Posted 23 Mar 2012 17:25

Good on you Jack for admitting you had guilt over the break up, but I think you have created more turmoil by running and hiding rather than addressing the issue with her direct ally surely she deserved to be treated with some integrity and dignity through the ending of your time together. All I can say is you need to grow some balls and Cagomay you need to stop living the drama and move on......


Personally I would not have responded to the email at all but tried to catch up for a chat if I needed too

How am I the one creating the turmoil in this scenario (cause I hope you realize I was just answering the thread). If she is the one that sent the message to begin with? She could have got the hint.. I mean you say living the drama and moving on.. SHE sent the dramatic as fuck message.

And maybe you can tell me the right way to dump a girl that doesn't end in them getting hurt, genius. Every way you do it is fucked up. Someone will always be hurt. I don't do the ignoring route by the way but every way you do it sucks.


EDIT: I reread this and realize I misunderstood that you said the OP needs to move on from the drama, my bad.

Topic if a exgf sent this how would you respond?
Posted 23 Mar 2012 15:31

(he emailed me that he lost his phone)
this was my reply:
by the way i really hope you dont think im that stupid. if you had lost your phone for some reason you wouldnt just email me. but whatever. i dont care anymore. i just wanted to know that you were alright but i guess you are. i found someone new and im really happy. not that you care. i was really hoping we could be friends but i guess thats not an option im tired of your childish games. when we were together i always thought you were the best man in the world i was so in love wit you i never realized how you treated me, and i dont care if you think im putting all the blame on you bc alot of it is your fault, i know i wasnt innocent in this but our relationship was way fucked up and a lot of it was you. you can play the victim and you can blame me all you want i dont fucking care anymore. i found a man who loves me no matter what and would NEVER hurt me in a thousand years! i thought you were the one and that youd always be there for me but i was wrong, i was so wrapped up in you i didnt notice the people who really were there, the ones that cared for real. im not gonna sit around and be sad that i lost you ima make the best of this. i actually cant thank you enough bc if it werent for all the pain you put me through i never wouldve realized how great of a man he is. thanks to you i met the love of my life. so i guess i should be nicer bc without your shit i wouldnt have realized how wonderful he is. so uh yeah thanks. im guessing youll never reply to this so uh bye. i hope you find someone who makes you as happy as he makes me :)



Disclaimer: I am a bit of a prick if I get hit with something like this.


Capitalize your I's if this is a serious message. Its lazy shit like that that made me not even mad I "lost" my phone.

"i found a man who loves me no matter what and would NEVER hurt me in a thousand years!" <--- he must suck, oh my god LOL. And humans rarey live past 100 years but yeah.

"i actually cant thank you enough bc if it werent for all the pain you put me through i never wouldve realized how great of a man he is" <--You're welcome. Please please please don't fuck it up with him. I'm begging you now. Put that personality in check.

"i hope you find someone who makes you as happy as he makes me" <--- You don't sound all too happy. Just mad that you lost me and this poor guy is going to get the brunt of your anger for a while. This is what I mean by not fucking it up... Please don't fuck it up.

Okay I gotta go do anything else now.

And I am sorry for doing this to you. Just didn't see it working out and I was too chicken to tell you to your face so I acted like I lost my phone so you would eventually dump me and spare me the awful break up talk that I was cowering out of.

-Jack

Topic Why are ladies so confusing????
Posted 22 Mar 2012 16:16

I was staying at a females friends house for a few days. While I was there I stayed in her bed every night. But when I tried to make a move she turned me down. Why would she want me to sleep in her bed if she didn't want to sleep together?

I'm not one of the gals... But trust me, they don't know why they are so confusing... Guys are confusing too. Not trying to talk shit..

BUT.. I think you left out a vital piece of information and that is, how do you know this girl? Is she a casual friend? Someone you met a t a party? Does she flirt with you? Is she single? What has been the nature of your relationship prior to this sleeping in bed together?

Sometimes girls play games like this just to know that they could have had you or it could have just been that she is intimately awkward and doesn't know how to respond well to advances. But, some girls do like to play games as an ego boost. She may know that she would never sleep with you but it's fun for her to toy with you.

Also.. Did you make a move the first night? If she turned you down the first time but then allowed you to sleep in bed with her anyway the next few nights knowing what is bouncing around in your head, then maybe she wants it but is just not ready. Or maybe she is one of those girls you need to be really aggressive with because some girls just clam up with sex so they seek out aggressive guys because then she can be her shy self knowing that eventually your aggression will break down her wall.

Topic Funny Youtube Videos
Posted 21 Mar 2012 15:42

What a Jackass ;)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZaBDA9Gj-C8

Topic Kung Fu Hustle
Posted 21 Mar 2012 12:16

King Fu Hustle is great! Nice find Eviotis. I haven't seen this in years...

If you like Kung Fu, comedy and looney toons, the you will like Kung Fu Hustle.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Mar 2012 22:46

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17bd9gvKY1qfs3ado1_500.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZxYGeTV6fCw

Topic Story Posters
Posted 14 Mar 2012 11:21

Here are a few of my Favorites.


Lesbians, yay!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/mfelixsprite-present-whores-lies-.aspx

http://upload.lushstories.com/604-whoresLiessinkerposter.gif



I have a weakness for trailer girls in flannel...

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/trailer-trash-trixie.aspx

http://upload.lushstories.com/509-trixieposter.gif



Stoner chick follies and asses being breached.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/one-thing-leads-to-another-hey-thats.aspx

http://upload.lushstories.com/932-RumblePussy.gif

That's the only one from the series I can display in the forum. The rest are here -> http://www.lushstories.com/magical_felix/albums/2379

Topic Punishments
Posted 12 Mar 2012 13:24



You use a live chicken? evil4

I just tickle Cinderella's ass with a feather so maybe not that kinky... I'll suggest it though ;)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Mar 2012 13:15

And a lullaby for sluts.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/3mAJU_ZKhEM

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Mar 2012 13:13

A lullaby for adults.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4ZqlLadO8qI

Topic Punishments
Posted 12 Mar 2012 13:01

I make my sub do the laundry, then the dishes, followed by general clean up around the house 'n' such. We cinderella role-play. She does it in the slippers... It's kinky.

Topic I really need...
Posted 11 Mar 2012 16:26

I really need to pee right now -- my God I'm desperate -- got to get to the toilet at once... Oh, no! Too late...Embarassed

I really need to install a hidden camera at Vikka's place so i can watch this go down live and in color.

Topic What fantasy would you sell your soul to the Devil for?
Posted 11 Mar 2012 16:08

Pissing in the streets with Vikka.

Now that is a good time!