Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Editor's Picks
Posted 21 May 2012 15:50



When you click on a story to open and read it, it opens in a new page - meaning that essentially, any story which you can click, on any page, whether it's the Lush Home page, or the author's page is just a link that leads to the actual story itself.

So, you could have the same link on each of the author's pages and would lead to the same story, not two different versions?

So, the scores and votes would be correct....

(that made sense in my head when I wrote it...)

It doesn't make sense cause if that was the case then there wouldn't be a need to block the votes and comments on one story because they would go to the same linked story. So what would be the point of blocking them? See why it doesnt make sense? The system isnt set up that way.

Yeah it makes sense if it was just a link on the profile to the story like it is now and then votes are just added up on the two profiles. If that was the case then why block one of them... THAt makes no sense.

Plus what is to stop me from saying that ALL my new stories were co-authored by my best lushie friend? Then they can be on her profile too and get twice the exposure. It's a flawed idea because it relies on the honor system. That never works.

Topic Virgin guys.
Posted 21 May 2012 15:09



Yes, but they are either rich, celebrities, Princes of England or able to save enough coin for a Mail-Order-Bride. Big difference.

The general rule is that people tend to date those that are within their same range of "attractiveness" unless wealth/status throws the mate-and-date formula off.

As for the OP's virginity thing. 19 isn't old for a virgin. I wouldn't sweat it.

Haven't you learned yet that this kind of talk constitutes hate speech around here and deems you shallow? From my experience saying truths like this anyway...

Topic Editor's Picks
Posted 20 May 2012 20:05



The authors who wrote the story together could easily avoid that scenario. One of the two authors blocks voting and commenting on the story posted on their profile and the other author opens the story to vote and comments. Now all is left is a great game of rocks, papers, scissors to decide who opens the story for public critique / praise.

Assuming that EVERY pair of authors who cowrite remember to do that, would be miraculous... I'm sure some would do it out of curiosity too. Like as an experiment. "We will joint post a story and see what happens, see who gets a higher score." Would be fun. I think I could go neck and neck with Sprite. Probably not Natureboy though... I wouldn't challenge him. But I will challenge Sprite if she's not chicken.

I don't think the spirit of cowriting is about who gets the credit anyway. It was great to see one I did get lots of votes but I was happy WITH the coauthors. Like if she would have gotten a ribbon I would have been happy, my name is still attached to it.

Topic Editor's Picks
Posted 20 May 2012 19:34



yeah, that's what i was going to say... only i didn't :)

That's cause you have a bit of shame left.

Topic Editor's Picks
Posted 20 May 2012 19:33



quit trying to be reasonable or you will be beaten - see if you aren't! *get out the two by four and takes a couple of practice swings* i'm sure, btw, that there's a good reason this won't work. i'm just not sure what it is. perhaps it will upset the hamsters?

I know that it would bug the shit out of me to see the two stories with way different scores, votes, and comments on the separate profiles. Would make the scores even more meaningless.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 May 2012 16:42



field on the story submission page for a note to the story verifiers, something along the lines of, "I used the misspelling 'waistland' intentionally for humorous effect. Please do not correct it.

That's a good one.

Topic Smoky Beauty
Posted 20 May 2012 16:04

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rk3l2iWP1r3dkygo1_500.jpg

Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 20 May 2012 14:09

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Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 20 May 2012 14:08

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Topic Deciding between two girls
Posted 20 May 2012 14:02

I'm disappointed in the lack of serious answers. angry7


Step 1

What you have to do is get two cell phones. Cell phones are the number one way to get caught slipping up. Obviously this will be too tough a choice so you must get an extra phone. Work up a story for the more naive of the two as to why you changed your number.

Step 2

You need to work on alibis with a best friend but also someone that is not someone that your GF's will perceive as someone who will say anything to get your back. A female is perfect... An older one... Grandmas are the best if they are down like that.

Step 3

Tell your conscience to chill the fuck out already and stop being such a pussy. That will get you caught up too.

Step 4

It can't go on forever, make a choice before you lose them both. Regret can be a cunt.

Topic MacBook or PC
Posted 20 May 2012 13:17



Seriously, get the best computer you can afford and then use the software you prefer .


http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/riker.gif

Which will probably be an Apple 99% of the time you huge dope, wmm. They probably would use Macs on the enterprise too, because they are in space and they can't have those fucking pop ups 'n' shit getting in the way while trying to go into warp speed. In space, lives are at stake, so they would go with what works ALL the time. A Mac, everyone knows that.

Topic Expert witness whores paid to the public's detriment.
Posted 20 May 2012 12:59



I liked the snippet thingy too... In between the two thingies. It did give me a sense of it being a snippet.

Anyway, I LIKED your post, damn!

Topic Virgin guys.
Posted 20 May 2012 12:44

I've been thinking Droids... It sounds to me like you are the "wait for the special one" type of guy. Is it fair to make this assumption? I mean from some of the things you are saying. I feel you have walls that a girl must get past to reach the real you and understand you and make you feel comfortable enough to kiss and ultimately get naked with.

This kind of girl only comes around once in a while, maybe only once in a lifetime. The last thing you want to do is fuck it up, right? I mean not all girls that can connect like this for you are gonna be virgins, especially as you get older... They will have certain expectations, sexual expectations that they base connections on. Now I am sure you have heard many stories and jokes about guy's first times. Like how girl's don't write home about that one virgin guy who rocked her world and now she can't go 10 minutes without thinking about the motherfucking pussy pounding he gave her. No, that is make-believe.

What I am getting at is this... You need to save up your allowance or whatever income you have. I don't know your money situation. But save up some scratch and go and get yourself a hooker. Some of them even specialize in this kind of deal. A teaching you the ropes kinda deal... Fuck it, go a few times, once you can get one of those girls to give you one or two real moans then you are ready to fuck the hell out of normal chicks.

You get that first awkward time out of the way... That way when that one-in-a-billion girl comes along you can wreak havoc on her vagina like a vengeful God of fucking.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 May 2012 08:56

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 May 2012 08:54

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 May 2012 08:54

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Topic Figging
Posted 20 May 2012 08:14

Dudelicious' figging report



Fuck man! I was cruising along this thread just fine then this post happened.

Talk about a buzzkill!

Although figging mixed with that expression on Colin ferral's face is hilarious. Still... Buzzkill.

Topic LGBT?
Posted 20 May 2012 08:00



It's not gay if balls aren't touching. Or like a song goes "You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good, ok".

So I guess straight gays are two straight dudes getting off together in ways that their balls aren't touching.

I thought it was, "it's not gay if it's in a three way . With a girl in the middle there's some lee way ."

Topic Expert witness whores paid to the public's detriment.
Posted 20 May 2012 07:56

I liked the use of bolding, italics, different sizes and colors used throughout this post. These techniques gave me a sense of urgency while reading and the topic starter's passion oozes off the screen. I'm especially fond of the last part where the tough questions are asked and simply signed with a -wmm .

I hope a man, a better man than myself, has the answers.

Topic Virgin guys.
Posted 20 May 2012 00:04

So basically let me sum up what you just said.
1. I'm fat and need to lose weight.
2. I look like i don't have any personal hygiene.
3. I have a bad hairstyle.
4. I'm hiding behind my hat because i'm insecure

Did i miss anything?

I just realized she also stressed that you should have your eyebrows professionally worked on.

You asked...

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 19 May 2012 23:54

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Topic Virgin guys.
Posted 19 May 2012 23:35

Oh okay. Then yeah, that list you made. I imagine she meant work on those.

Topic Virgin guys.
Posted 19 May 2012 23:32

So basically let me sum up what you just said.
1. I'm fat and need to lose weight.
2. I look like i don't have any personal hygiene.
3. I have a bad hairstyle.
4. I'm hiding behind my hat because i'm insecure

Did i miss anything?

Yeah, the fact that she actually gave you good advice.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 19 May 2012 18:22

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Topic Can I help my boyfriend from cumming prematurely?
Posted 19 May 2012 18:03

Although I think the world of my bf our sexlife isn't what I'd hoped. He seems to cum after a minute or two of making love. As a girl is there anything I can do to prelong him from cumming?Can anyone help please
AngelaEmbarassed

Make him wear a pair of sunglasses that you have taped pictures of cocks to on the inside of the lenses. That way he will have cocks right there in his face and he will probably find it harder to cum. Just throwing that out there.

Topic Lingerie
Posted 19 May 2012 17:57

Like this... anti-lingerie.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iqyzOom51r3w115o1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 19 May 2012 09:31

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 19 May 2012 09:21

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 19 May 2012 09:20

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Topic MacBook or PC
Posted 19 May 2012 08:47



http://images.appleinsider.com/macbook-pro-unibody-17-1.jpg
$3500

They sort of look the same, to me.

http://www4.pcmag.com/media/images/209292-hp-pavilion-dv7-2173cl-front.jpg
$2200
(longer warranty - same guts - same screen - bigger keyboard /more functionality, etc...)



That is a cute little two generation old glowing Apple logo though. evil4

Of course that is a feature you would like laughing8 My Grandpa loved that too on his electronics!

http://vision-forward.org/store/images/E3055506.jpg

Oh and that Macbook Pro will outlast that PC.. So you'll spend more on the PCs and create more waste too.