They don't. Real men can handle (appreciate, even) a natural woman.

Put me in the "definitely appreciate" column.

I am glad no one has said an STD.

Oh, and the link is here:

Oops, the link isn't appearing for me, either. Well, you can go to my profile and find it there.

Great job, IdleHands. I am very flattered that you chose my little story for your first recording.

At the moment, The News from Lake Wobegon on Prairie Home Companion. :)

I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine - Bob Dylan

You can make it all seductive and 'romanticle' with candles and music if that's your style.





Romanticle. :D

Every Time You Vote Republican God Kills A Kitten

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) - Casablanca

The Pogues - Waltzing Mathilda

We have been out celebrating your birthday. A nice dinner out, dancing after, and now we are heading home. I am wearing khaki pants, long sleeve white shirt, and black loafers. You are wearing a simple black cocktail dress, cut just above the knee, black stockings, black heels, and hoop earrings. A brilliant full moon brightens the landscape around us. As I drive, I move my right hand from...

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Feedback, comments and votes are always appreciated. I hope you enjoy. “Cynthia, you certainly enjoyed yourself tonight,” I said as we got back to our hotel room from the party. “You must have hardened every cock there tonight at least twice.” “It was fun. That crowd needs a little livening up,” Cynthia replied laughing, a bit tipsy from champagne. “Still, dancing a bit too close to...

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LIGHTNING REVEALS ALL It is raining outside. We can hear the drops pelt against the glass window panes and beat a staccato rhythm on the roof. The room is lit by the glow of a dying fire in the fireplace. Occasionally, we are illuminated by a flash of lightning, followed by the low rumbling of thunder that we can feel resonate in our bones. Your head is lying on my chest, with your...

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You are my secretary. You come in with the morning mail wearing smart business attire - - a black skirt ending just above the knee, white blouse, navy jacket, black thigh high stockings, and heels. Your red hair is pulled up. You give me a prim smile as you hand me the day’s post, turn on your high heels, and walk briskly out my door. My eyes linger on the shape of your calves and the pert...

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You have retired to bed, your muscles a bit achy from the day. It is warm and you decide to lie back on your soft mattress on top of the bedclothes. The room is mostly dark, but illuminated with a silvery glow from the remarkable full moon shining through the sheer curtains. Everything seems to give off a magical warm glow from within. You give a deep, body cleansing sigh and close your...

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I awake and turn my head sleepily to see you next to me, sitting up in bed, your long red hair in a halo around your face as it fans out across the pillow. You are writing on a pad, your brow furrowed in concentration. I can feel my renewed erection pressing against the mattress and seeing you like this, deep in thought and distracted, makes me want to possess you, to have you completely....

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