Forum posts made by marcosurbina

Topic Wedding Outfits
Posted 21 Jul 2014 17:45

A woman was mourning her late husband and refused to be consoled for several months.
After 3 years, her daughter introduced her to a nice man with the aim that she would remarry and they got off together immediately. after some weeks, the man took her to his house and after the preliminaries, the man undressed her only that to see she was wearing a black undies. the lady told him that: my bosom is for you to handle, my body for you to romance, my lips for you to kiss but down there, i am still mourning my late husband.
The man knew that luck was against him that day and he let go.
The following day, the same thing happened and it continued for a month.
One day after undressing the lady, she gave her usual sermon and said she was still mourning with Her black undies and the man removed his own trousers only to reveal a black condom.
The woman said: what are you doing with a black condom?
The man replied her that since she had been mourning since all these days with black undies, HE WANTED TO OFFER HIS OWN CONDOLENCES TOO WITH THE BLACK CONDOM.

Topic Strange camel toe pic
Posted 19 Jul 2014 10:58

Strange heart shaped ass

Topic Do women like doggy?
Posted 14 Jul 2014 06:43 A woman can't make a doggy style by herself

Topic Do women like doggy?
Posted 14 Jul 2014 06:40

Did you say heart shaped?

Topic Wedding Outfits
Posted 21 Apr 2014 09:57

Please say which of these is a garter choose from (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6)
1. Also called, British, sock suspender, suspender, is an article of clothing for holding up a stocking or sock, usually an elastic band around the leg or an elastic strap hanging from a girdle or other undergarment.
2. It is a similar band worn to hold up a shirt sleeve.
3. It’s a leather strap for passing through a loop at the back of a boot and buckling around the leg to keep the boot from slipping.
4. The badge of the Order of the Garter.
5. Membership in the Order.
6. To fasten with a garter.

Topic Heated Seat
Posted 12 Apr 2014 12:35

Topic Sexy Maids

Topic Reflections
Posted 11 Apr 2014 16:53


Topic actually pretty scary
Posted 03 Feb 2014 11:17

How to Deal With Your Husband's Jealousy of Your Friendships
Edited by Flickety, Eric

While spending time with our friends is an important part of life whether we're married, separated, single, or dating a string of lovelies, some friendships tend to be tested by the loyalties sought within marriage. A healthy marriage is one in which you have space to be with your husband and with your friends; a less healthy marriage is one where your husband makes it clear that the time you spend with your friends makes him jealous. Here are some suggestions to put things back into balance.

This is how a jealous husband attempted to scare away her friends.

Topic Giving up coffee for a month
Posted 31 Jan 2014 11:00

Hi, Nicola, this is Marcos. How are you doing? Happy New Year. cup.jpg

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 15 Jan 2014 17:46 BUBBLE BUT OR HEART SHAPED ASS

Topic Looking at boobs is healthy
Posted 18 Dec 2013 14:52

Topic Foods that beat hangovers
Posted 18 Dec 2013 14:41

•Sleep. Rest is your best friend at this point because your body needs an opportunity to recover. It is best to stay in bed so call in to work if you have to, tell them you have the stomach flu. You will sound so horrible on the phone that they may believe you (unless they saw you at the bar last night, then this is not a good idea).
•Liquids. Replenish your body with fruit or vegetable juice and water.
•Avoid caffeine. A weak cup of coffee may be okay, but a lot of caffeine will continue to dehydrate you, which is the opposite of what you want right now.
•Vitamin C. Drink orange juice for Vitamin C.
•Food. Eat mineral and protein rich food, even if you don't feel like it.
•Pickles. In Poland, drinking pickle juice is a common remedy. Barbara Rolek, Guide to Eastern European Food, has more Hangover Food suggestions from this region.
•Drink a Bloody Mary. While the popular phrase “hair of the dog that bit you” may sound logical with a shot of whiskey left in the bottle next to your bed, it will only provide temporary relief. Try a Bloody Mary instead, while your blood is dealing with the new alcohol it is ignoring the old and in the mean time, the tomato juice and celery are full of replenishing vitamins. If you drank the last of the vodka, make a Virgin Mary or Bloody Maria.

Topic Foods that beat hangovers
Posted 18 Dec 2013 14:34

Topic Bodacious Brunettes
Posted 17 Dec 2013 14:11

Topic Bodacious Brunettes
Posted 17 Dec 2013 14:10

Topic Bodacious Brunettes
Posted 17 Dec 2013 14:08

Topic Best Wall Pics
Posted 17 Dec 2013 13:44

Best wall signs. Perhaps he is laughing at the sign warning in the pub.

Topic Bodacious Brunettes
Posted 10 Nov 2013 09:19

Topic Sexy Matures
Posted 04 Nov 2013 12:59 Fugly

Topic Reflections
Posted 04 Nov 2013 12:47

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 21 Oct 2013 08:07 Erotics is not porn

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 21 Oct 2013 08:06

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 21 Oct 2013 08:01

Erotics is not porn

Topic How To Clean an Oven
Posted 18 Sep 2013 11:53

Topic natural boobs
Posted 30 Aug 2013 11:16

Landing strip after her natural boobs.

Nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else. Exactly at 12:36 Marcos licked her tummy all the way down to her landing strip, and then ate her pussy all night long......

Topic Post your artwork
Posted 23 Aug 2013 14:03

Topic Post your artwork
Posted 23 Aug 2013 14:02

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 23 Aug 2013 13:20

Topic sweet sexy panties
Posted 23 Aug 2013 12:56

The poorest panties in the world