There was a young woman called Cat
Who wore a spectacular hat
She's ever so pretty
Our cute little kitty
She's hip, she's cool - where it's at!

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There was a young man called Stephen
Who was really a bit of a heathen
If it moved, he'd fuck it
And lick it and suck it
Then lie on his back, barely breathing!

I'm on a roll.........ha ha!

Hey, Cat - knew you wouldn't be able to resist!

Rules - five lines, the first, second and fifith rhyme. The middle two rhyme - but in their own right - if that makes sense. And its got to be funny and silly - just a bit of fun!
It usually is about a person but I don't think that's a set rule.

Bring it on!

Following CQ's popular example, how about another challenge? I've a friend who writes limericks - so here's my first attempt!

There was aa accountant called Max
Whose girlfriend just couldn't relax
He bought a vibrator
To use on her later
But claimed back the cost against tax

Now over to you.



Dais

There's such a dense sea-mist tonight that I can't even see the sea - and it's only across the road!

"Tequila" - Terrorvision

Are you wearing women's underwear?

It's not good! But my boss takes all the stick I give her in good humour - which is just as well

omelette

I have to confess - me too! My boss is very petite and has ample breasts that sure as hell ain't her own - and its a struggle sometimes to keep eye contact.

My God, it's hot today! Unusually hot for this time of year and I'll be glad to get home and get out of my boring, stuffy office clothes. I pull into the drive and park next to Richard.  He's had ...

Added : Jun 05, 2009 | Category : Straight Sex | Votes : 35 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 5,574

It's been a month since I've seen him. The reunion was sadly short lived. Too much time has passed. Too much water under the bridge. People change and what they want changes as well. But I do miss...

Added : May 28, 2009 | Category : Masturbation | Votes : 10 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 4,710

My life was over, dark as the night Lonely, empty, black and cold No light ahead, no joy, no love And then he came into my life - pure gold No boundaries, no limits, no walls No shackles or chai...

Added : May 26, 2009 | Category : Love Poems | Votes : 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 505

It's been a long LONG time since I've written any poetry. This came to me while watching a very stormy sea from my apartment window. Waves come in, bursting with life Rolling, breaking on my sho...

Added : May 24, 2009 | Category : Love Poems | Votes : 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 590

I keep reminding myself that we're just friends now as you walk ahead of me along the little path. I know that's how it should be but I'm still very attracted to you.  I love the way you walk, all...

Added : May 22, 2009 | Category : Straight Sex | Votes : 15 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 2,396