I be in the sunny south.


Where you be to ?

I remember going into a newsagents for a paper soon after I moved to Devon and the lady assistant called me 'lover'.
I was quite surprised as I had only just met her.

Sorry I digress.

I'm also from Devon, but I don't talk like this.

"Thanks very much, you on my wifes side now then, I'll have to come and get you on my traker! as my orse is zik beat_deadhorse"

Al'right my ansome.

Then I would'nt have to worry about being caught !

What if vibrators played a tune..... what would it be ?

Life would'nt be as much fun and us (guys delete that and insert lovers) would have to perform better.

What if all our fantasies came true ?

HaHa fooled you, I was'nt holding the glass that time.

Pause as the girl falls to the ground !!!

assist

I'm a chatroom virgin.

I have been in the chatrooms twice and had a private chat, but not sure what is expected.
The chatroom appears to be normal conversation, but I type slowly so find myself way behind everyone else.
In the private chat, I was surprised that the guy went straight into his idea of sexy chat, where as I would have prefered more normal chatting, e.g. find out more and make a friend and o.k. if you want to lead to mutual jacking off thats fine.
Is there a normal or does everyone do their own thing and you find who matches your ideas/levels.

A facinating idea.

Yes, if I could I would.

Ahhh if only.

I have two languages Good and Bad (both are in English)

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