Morning, Lushketters. Coffee's hot, doughnuts are not,. But that's okay 'cause they're basically inedible.

Will, it's good knowing peace and harmony prevails here at RUMPLATIONS, home of the original, often imitated but never duplicated, Don't Give A Shit, attitude.

Alan, this business of being over 60 ain't for sissies.

And in conclusion, let me end my morning mumble with this final, last, parting exit line: According to Dave Barry, today is National Underwear Changing Day in France. Observing this occassiona is optional.

Rumple Foreskin

Alan considering the possible alternatives that could be applied to that term, at least as it applies to you, IMHO it'd be best if you left well enough alone, if you know what I mean.

Shameless, support for your choice remains strong, but it's clear entrants #'s 1 & 3 have attract5ed some hardcore adherents (see Will's post). That being the case, and since counting the votes would cramp my drinking style, and possible force me to take off my boots, IMHO, the voting should contiinue.

Rumple Foreskin

Best of luck with the interview, Will. Would the job be in HCM City?

Since Will post was the last one on the previous page, I'm reposting it so Lushers and Lushettes can benefit from his analysis of the current entrants.

note: As an aid to voters, I've indentified the entrants.

Rumple Foreskin

Good morning, everybody. While my American brothers and sisters are knocking them back at the end of a long day, I'm just rousing myself for the day, watching the sky slowly fill with light.

I'm in a strange but goode place, they used to call it Saigon...actually they still do everywhere but in the government and on maps, it seems.
I'm interviewing for a job a little later, so I'm getting my head on straight (which I'll never be able to do completely, it's always just a little off kilter...that's okay, it lends me character).

Today, on day two of this week's LLOWBB, my scorecard reads as follows, in order of preference:

3 - I will vote for her every day until her image is no longer beckoning my reaction. She is dark-haired, smooth-skinned, ample-curved, comely-featured perfection, threatening to suck me through the screen and bring a static alternate universe into animation (not unlike the video for A-Ha's 80's smash hit "Take On Me", though decidedly more sexually explicit). What is not disclosed in the image only makes my mind fill in the perfect blanks on it's own. In my book, all others are getting beat like Secretariat's competition in the home stretch of the Belmont Stakes.

1 - Agree on the belly-chain, Xuan. I have a second-tier fetish for belly chains, and a first-tier fetish for women that look like her (chuckles). Extra points for the pressure marks on her knees, too. I'd love to see the outtakes...

2 - Certainly she has assumed the rear-mount position, as has been pointed out. And who doesn't like a ginger hottie? Last saw that hairstyle at my junior-high prom though....

5 - All the intangibles are there: crumpled sheets, morning light, a come-hither look from the attractive model, but the sum doesn't equal as much as the parts might suggest. While still on the 80s MTV theme...didn't we see this gal writhing on a car hood in the video for "Here I Go Again"? Maybe not...but it's what came to mind.

4 - I almost feel bad...being an artist myself- a painter no less- I hate to put rich oil goodness in the cellar like this, but hey...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business...if it were deserving, I'd gladly show artistic solidarity and vote it accordingly. Nevertheless...Chef's granny is fucking hot if she really is reminiscent of this curvaceous model.

THE FOLLOWING IS A SPECIAL RE-REPEAT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE CHOWDER-HEADS NOT PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE FIRST ONE!

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LLOWB Contest News:

I'm taking Chef's sage suggestion and naming Jayne and Joey as co-winners. That means this week's preliminary primary will be the last one before the final round of the First Annual, RUMPLATIONS Lady Lounging on The Wall Behind The Bar (LLOWBB)

This week's entries come from a variety of sources and include five of my personal favorites.

INDRE
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/709-indre 66.jpg


JULIE HAYS
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/698-red009.jpg


DOLLY READ
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/500-dr04.jpg

THE NAKED MAJA, Goya
http://web.utk.edu/~glenn/Goya_Naked.gif

DONNA MITCHELL
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/228-Julie09.jpg


Feel free to add a favorite "Lounging Lady" as a post-in entry.

As always, vote early and vote often.

Rumple Foreskin

Shameless, let me tell you, it's like this, you see, since I already have a heart that's purple, I don't wish to collect any additional purple body parts. But thanks. (locks door)

Rumple Foreskin

Where is Rumple? Oh, probably in the back watching that surveillance video from the other night again...
Hmmm...
Later,
Alan.




Here I are, he syas, hitting the pause button.

Rumple Foreskin

Shameless, I'm checking to see if she's on my helath plan.

Free Falling, what you look for in an entrant is commendable.

Alan, peace baby.


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/410-Peace.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

No, thank you for that night, LadyX. The surveillance videos are most entertaining.

Alan, one more age joke and I'll throw an empty bottle of Geritol at you. My profile bio tells no lies Young whippersnappers may have good helath, toned bods, vigor, and more hair on top of their heads than in their ears, but we boomers had the sixties--it's a fair exchange.


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/605-hippie.jpg


Give piece a chance.
Rumple Foreskin

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/2.gif

Congrats on making it through another year, Necho.

Rumple Foreskin

Behind the bar eh... I'll go with #3 Rumple

I have a few fingers of redbreast... neat please.

Cheers

Algol
This is just my humble opinion, you understand, but if a reds breast is what you want, then #2, the choice of eljs, might be your best bet.

Rumple Foreskin

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Added : Jan 17, 2010 | Category : Oral Sex | Votes : 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,908

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Added : Jan 04, 2010 | Category : Group Sex | Votes : 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 3,877

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Added : Dec 24, 2009 | Category : Straight Sex | Votes : 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,948

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Added : Dec 19, 2009 | Category : First Time | Votes : 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 4,866

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Added : Dec 14, 2009 | Category : Love Stories | Votes : 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 1,047

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Added : Dec 11, 2009 | Category : Love Stories | Votes : 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,935