About mercianknight
Biography

Blessed with a 'Geek' mind (Mensa member) trapped in a Jock's body (no, I do not mean I wear a kilt) I am able to test my physical body's ability to keep up with my sexual imagination. Old school 'power play' type of guy with the ladies, has a broad interest that stops short of serious BDSM, pain or anything to do with animals. Like many of the other members, I live in a small community where anonimity is an essential element - until I really get to know you.

Name:
Sir Licksalot
Date Joined:
11 Aug 2009
Last Visit:
13 Jun 2013 (5 days ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
112
Sign:
Libra
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Interests:
Trekkie (that's the Geek in me), playing squash, football (that's soccer to our American buddies), imperial history and, oddly(?), board games. Does surfing Lush Stories count? Other than that, I am an outrageous flirt that barely conceals my fascination with the female form. Be warned.
Favorite Books:
All time fave is still Isaac Asimov's "Foundation" series, but you can also include classics like E.E. Smith's "Gray Lensman" series.
Favorite Authors:
Always room for Stephen King, Dean Koontz and even Bernard Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
"Zulu" - awesome guy movie from the 1960's; Arnie classics "Predator" & "Terminator"; Plus a whole host of Sci-Fi classics. Chick flick classics include 'Ghost', 'Titanic' (both old & new versions) and 'Sleepless in Seattle'. More recent faves are 'V' For Vendetta, Taken (OMG), and The Surrogates.
Favorite Music:
Still stuck in (and dancing to) the '80s - Brit dance invasion, not the US soft Rock. Otherwise hear me holler along to Queen, Abba, and my all time fave, the late great Micheal Jackson. My daughter continues to try to bring me up to speed, hence I am aware of the contempory music scene from Miley Cyrus to Lady Gaga - I just choose not to learn their lyrics.
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Topic: It’s OK in Texas to shoot a woman for refusing to have sex! You're within the law.
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 11:26

Perhaps this is why Texas has two of the fastest growing cities in the U.S. AND the highest rate of internal migration i.e. other yanks moving from the touchy-feely socialist north to the willd, wild west approach of Texas.

Not for me though. Just saying.

Topic: Fifty Shades of Grey
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 11:17

Wife just finished reading them. She loved book 2 but thought the others were so, so and was kind of disappointed with the ending. She then accused me of being 'Christian' - still trying to work out if that is a compliment or not
dontknow

Topic: The 'Poll' Poll
Posted: 01 May 2013 10:36

Alpha just seemed the natural choice. Looking forward to where this goes.

Topic: Hey guys! Does it really matter what the girl looks like?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 08:14

Of course looks count, it's the first impression you have of someone. From there you either have a more positive image of the individual or you start looking for the exit!

Bang on the money. thumbup

Mind you, being a leg man, I did once date this one one chick who had awesome legs and the face of a pit-bull chewing a wasp. Doggy-style was great. Heck, I was young and horny. bates

Topic: How many women's asses have you come inside?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 08:10

Just the one secure enough take it and still enjoy it. Bless her.

Topic: Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 08:04

First time it happened to the wife she was totally embarassed until I assured her just how HOT, HOT, HOT it was and had added to the whole experience. Does not happen all the time, but when it does.... oh boy!
bates

Topic: Sluts? Why?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 08:02

We really want that old saying, "Slut in the bedroom, Cook in the kitchen, and a Lady in public" An old timer once told me there were two kinds of women. Ones you fuck and ones you marry.

This was the gist of an answer I was hoping would show up and the one I stand by. coffee

Topic: Labia Size
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 07:58

I am good with any size as long as the lady keeps herself clean

Perfect answer. thumbup

Topic: Short skirt/dress or short shorts?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 07:53

To all the ladies opting for the short skirts or dresses ....... I LOVE YOU!! 3601

Too much?

Topic: The Willykini: YES or NO?
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 07:51

sign5

I think I also discovered a hidden agenda. When I showed the pic to the wife her response went something like: "HELL NO! I rather let you wear your speedos again before being seen with you on the beach wearing one of THOSE!"

Hmmm! wave

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Stories Published By mercianknight
The Caregiver

Emma had never been likely to make the ‘honour roll’ at school, preferring instead to take the easy path offered her by her stunning good looks to allow the ‘geeks’ to do her homework and assignments in exchange for the privilege of being merely acknowledged by her at school. However, that sort of work ethic was never going to get her a scholarship and, given that her working class heritage...

Added 24 Apr 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.45 | Views 8,565 | 2 Comments

Editor's Pick Kathy’s Dilemma

Mrs. Kathleen Mary Thomson (Kathy to all who knew her), a trim 39 years young, mother of two girls and a manager at a financial services firm, leaned against the door jamb of the office tea room holding her thermos mug in her right hand whilst using the other to tuck her long, lustrous, flaming red hair back behind her left ear. She could not help but smile at the furtive...

Added 17 Nov 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 36,737 | 7 Comments

Tales From Helena Ch 4

As Staci reviewed the details for her next appointment, she couldn’t resist looking down her long, slender, tanned legs to what she considered her ultimate demonstration of how she had finally turned the corner. Gleaming up at her from her dainty (euro) size 36 feet were her first ever pair of “Jimmy Choo” shoes. The beautifully sculpted, 4 inch heeled, Amada leather peep-toe pumps made her...

Added 19 Aug 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 6,120 | 1 Comment

Tales From Helena Ch 03

The third chapter exploring the fictional (mis)adventures of two young women who, for their own reasons, had decided to work as an independent Escort for hire. Please read the previous chapters first to fully appreciate this next installment. *********** Rachel was furious. After all she had said, Staci, her best friend, had ignored her advice and had booked an appointment to see a new...

Added 23 Apr 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 3,164 | 1 Comment

Ali-gniator!

Alissa, or Ali as she likes to be called, was wracked with guilt. After more than 20 wonderful, loyal years as a married woman she had betrayed her husband, James, twice, within a month, with the same man, Dan, a former client. The last time had been barely three days ago. She could not even understand the how or the why she had allowed herself to succumb to her need for attention. Was...

Added 01 Mar 2010 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 5,351 | 3 Comments

Tales From Helena Ch 02

Upon reflection, Rachel was amazed at how quickly her best friend, Staci, had embraced the concept of becoming an Escort for hire. True, the web-site disclaimers spouted on about how the client only ‘paid for the time and companionship’ of an escort and how everything else was a matter between ‘consenting adults’, but the truth was abundantly clear. The men, and occasional women, who pay...

Added 25 Feb 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 5,511 | 3 Comments

Tales From Helena Ch 01

Rachel looked down at her best friend, Staci, and wondered just what could have happened to have reduced her to this gibbering emotional wreck. She placed the two cups of tea down on the table and then sat beside her on the sofa, wanting to console her but not knowing where to begin. “Staci, calm down will ya! Tell me what’s wrong.” “Everything! Fucking everything!” sobbed Staci. ...

Added 17 Feb 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 5,390 | 2 Comments

Ali Oops

This is a continuation from earlier submissions – “Crossing the Line” and “Massage Therapy”, with my adopted heroine forced to face some tough choices.   James couldn’t focus on the tasks requiring his attention at work. He was too distracted by recent events at home and trying to decide if he should confront his wife of 20 years, Alissa, with his concerns. “Well,” he thought...

Added 24 Nov 2009 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,545 | 1 Comment

Massage Therapy

This is a spin-off storyline from an earlier submission – “Crossing the Line”, with my adopted heroine re-defining her limits.   Alissa, or Ali as she likes to be called, is a modern day enigma, a person hard to understand or explain, inscrutable and definitely mysterious. The public image is one of propriety. At 41 years of age she has been married to her husband, James, for 20...

Added 30 Sep 2009 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.58 | Views 9,420 | 4 Comments

Pushing The Envelope - Part 2

A follow-up tale that mixes a lot of true life experiences with a touch of fantasy. Let’s not kid ourselves, I’m a male pig, apparently with canine genealogy, who totally lacks the sensitivity needed to understand a woman’s plight post-pregnancy. At least that is how I was portrayed by my wife, LeAnn, when trying to help her lose some extra weight so that we might be able to help her...

Added 24 Sep 2009 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 4,123 | 2 Comments

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