Topic Why aren't you telling your spouse that you frequent sites like Lush?
31 Jan 2014 06:10
Well, some of my stories are about cheating and I wouldn't want him to misinterpret. Fantasies are just that, but there's no reason to make it uncomfortable.
Well said Charlotte. My wife knows about Lush and has even read a couple of my tales - but she finds it hard to delineate between my fantasy writings and real life.
Topic do you believe in God?
31 Jan 2014 06:07
Insufficient Data! I believe it's foolish to affirm or deny the existence of something that has not been proven nor dis proven.I do believe however there are things that are beyond our capability of understanding. And yet we keep trying anyway.
Yeah! What he said.
Topic Question for the "straight" guys
01 Oct 2013 06:42
The debate about 'gay' or 'not gay' is moot. Explain how an uber straight guy like me would even get a stiffy worth sucking? - assuming I'd even want a dudes gums around my plums!!
Topic pregnant girls
01 Oct 2013 06:38
preggie sex? Really?
Love 'em, but not turned on by them
Topic Sexual harassment at work
01 Oct 2013 06:35
I think it used to be called 'flirting' when I was young and hot enough to attract that kind of attention and I certainly did not mind it. The more mature ladies were always getting a kick out of making me blush and I even got propositioned a few times - especially at Xmas parties. Aah, good days.
Political correctness seems to have killed all that off. (release the dogs!!)
Topic Cock Rings
01 Oct 2013 06:29
Hmmm! Never thought about it. Maybe I should invest in one.
Topic Why did he cum so fast?
01 Oct 2013 06:23
I guess it's the same reason women can come fast when they get oral or any other pleasure. Sometimes people are just so turned on they can't help themselves. It also helps if the person giving them pleasure is good at it, as you say you are. Now, I'd be pleased if I could make a guy come fast, because I know I did the job well, but also sad, because I love sucking cock. Hopefully he can withstand still getting it sucked on even after he came.
Totally the best answer.
Topic Fisting - turn on?
01 Oct 2013 06:20
Was not originally on my 'sex radar', however, I very carefully and slowly fisted my incredibly excited wife one experimental evening and it was amazing. She had the most amazing multiple orgasms. Glad we tried it. Definite turn on.
It is not something we do all the time, but it is part of our repetoire. Keep it fresh and keep it real.
Topic The Final Inspection
01 Oct 2013 06:01
Some former colleagues were killed recently and the following eulogy was read. Brought a tear to my battle weary eyes. I confess to not knowing who the original author was/is and hope it is appropriate to post here.
"The Final Inspection"
The policemen stood and faced their God,
Which must always come to pass.
They hoped their shoes were shining.
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, policemen.
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My church have you been true?"
The policemen squared their shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, we guess we ain't,
Because those of us who carry badges
can't always be a saint.
We've had to work most Sundays,
and at times our talk was rough,
and sometimes we've been violent,
Because the streets are awfully tough.
But we never took a penny,
That wasn't ours to keep....
Though we worked a lot of overtime
When the bills just got too steep.
And we never passed a cry for help,
Though at times we shook with fear.
And sometimes, God forgive us,
We've wept many tears.
We know we don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted us around
Except to calm their fear.
If you've got a place for us here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
We never expected or had too much,
But if you don't.....We'll understand.
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod.
As the policemen waited,
For the judgment of their God.
"Step forward now, all of you,
You've borne your burdens well.
Come walk a beat on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in hell."
Topic Fifty Shades of Grey
13 Jun 2013 11:17
Wife just finished reading them. She loved book 2 but thought the others were so, so and was kind of disappointed with the ending. She then accused me of being 'Christian' - still trying to work out if that is a compliment or not
Topic The 'Poll' Poll
01 May 2013 10:36
Alpha just seemed the natural choice. Looking forward to where this goes.
Topic Hey guys! Does it really matter what the girl looks like?
19 Apr 2013 08:14
Of course looks count, it's the first impression you have of someone. From there you either have a more positive image of the individual or you start looking for the exit!
Bang on the money.
Mind you, being a leg man, I did once date this one one chick who had awesome legs and the face of a pit-bull chewing a wasp. Doggy-style was great. Heck, I was young and horny.
Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
19 Apr 2013 08:04
First time it happened to the wife she was totally embarassed until I assured her just how HOT, HOT, HOT it was and had added to the whole experience. Does not happen all the time, but when it does.... oh boy!
Topic Sluts? Why?
19 Apr 2013 08:02
We really want that old saying, "Slut in the bedroom, Cook in the kitchen, and a Lady in public" An old timer once told me there were two kinds of women. Ones you fuck and ones you marry.
This was the gist of an answer I was hoping would show up and the one I stand by.
Topic Labia Size
19 Apr 2013 07:58
I am good with any size as long as the lady keeps herself clean
Topic The Willykini: YES or NO?
19 Apr 2013 07:51
I think I also discovered a hidden agenda. When I showed the pic to the wife her response went something like: "HELL NO! I rather let you wear your speedos again before being seen with you on the beach wearing one of THOSE!"
Topic What's better?
18 Mar 2013 08:57
I would like one of each please. Especially if you can massage my feet while deepthroating my schlong. That'd be a first but, I'm game.
Excellent response, however, when asked to pick one I still go for doggystyle.
Topic After sex
18 Mar 2013 08:52
I prefer post coitus snuggling, but the wife tends to shove me away until I cool down and she catches her breath. Kinda sad really.
Topic Most of the stories written are.....
18 Mar 2013 08:36
about women married to men with a five inch cock and finding that 10 inch cock, the one cock that will fill her up. I guess if its a fantasy to have a big cock then size matters, right?
Your summation regarding the Lush content seems a tad harsh but is pretty close to the truth. Additionally, this is an erotic site that, in the main, attempts to create visuals using the written word and that 10" cock is pretty easy to imagine - even if it does engender feelings of inadequacy about the length of my own lance.
My question to you is: Was this thread merely a statement of your observations or an attempt to initiate discourse on the type of content you would like to read.