once a day. an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
What You Give by Tesla
Without You by Motley Crue

The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring

Absolute bull shit, there goes the government trying to make another quick buck. They decide to act on it now when it could've been going on for years. They'll never take my Gibson's. I'm getting buried with all three of them. And changing from would to some carbon-fiber make can seriously affect the tone. There's a sense of comfort you have with your guitar. I may be left handed but I learned with a right-hand strung guitar. I always get the feeling when playing someone else's guitar, that it's so foreign. And the government isn't going to put out a law to switch to carbon fiber. having to get accustomed to it is not in my plans

Jimi Hendrix
James Hetfield
Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan
Cliff Burton
Jimmy Page
John Bonham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

I played Willy Wonka in a high school play, loved it because I got to wear the purple suit

Ice Cold BEER
Whiskey
Bacon
My special barbecue sauce
Mountain Dew

The Bandit- played by Burt Reynolds (Smokey and the Bandit 1 & 2)
Ty Webb- played by Chevy Chase (Caddyshack)
Jack Sparrow- we all know
Jay- Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
The guy John Travolta plays in From Paris With Love
Jim Morrison- played by Val Kilmer (The Doors)

there's a lot of phrases.
"TURN IT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT UP YOUR ASS AND TO THE LEFT"
"yes"
"no"
"I get a little flirty when I'm drunk"
"I'm proud of you"

Make sure that there are condoms easily available! a nice assortment in like some colorful fiesta bowls in each room where the action might be taking place, for example. :)




Thats probably for a bigger party then 8-12 people hahaha.

everyone else had it right.... except is everyone going to be just "making love" or fucking? i'd get massage oil if it was going to be sensual.
I'll just quit now while i'm ahead

You could say it started my junior year of high school. She had recently transferred from a rival school. That's how I met her Yes I remember the day like it was yesterday. First day of school, 3rd period, she walked into our science class and into my dreams. She was a stunning girl, and wouldn't you know it. We ended up being sat next to eachother. I was nervous from the start. But soon it...

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Parties, I love them to death. Not your typical parties where everyone is dancing though, the parties where everyone is talking up a storm, and pouring drinks down their throats. This party, was a party that took place in the woods. The kind of party where anything goes, the one where you don't know where your going to sleep. I had brought my truck out to our usual spot. Had to turn...

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It was a nice little Sunday afternoon, a "ladyfriend" of mine who I had known throughout junior and senior high school, had given me a call to go out for a nice Sunday drive and catch a movie. I drive a black, lifted 1975 Chevrolet Silverado that runs very good. I came roaring up to her small house on the very outskirts of town that was surrounded by woods. Pulling up the driveway, there...

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