When young, In front of an unobstructed window so the girl next door could watch me from her room. She thought she was hidden behind blinds and didn't know she could be seen.

In the car.

At my desk at work with someone sitting behind me

Two. One was when I was inexperienced as well. The other was 28 years old and had a problem where she'd get scared when a guy was about to put it in. I was someone not in her circle of friends (an outwardly good Italian girl) and no-one else knew we were meeting so she totally openned up to me about it. After talking about sex a lot (on the phone and in private dates) we got stuck into solving her problem. Was really nice actually.

Can't stand smoke. Tastes bad on her mouth, infiltrates hers and my clothes, I'd be spending the entire time she was smoking half holding my breath waiting for it to be finished. Basically, smoker, not interested in even talking cause I like to breathe. I'm particularly sensitive to it. Some pot's OK though.

Smoking rates in Australia have over halved in the last 30 years and the places you can light up significantly reduced so even less exposure. Soooooo much nicer and so it's not much of an issue these days. Once upon a time half the women I met smoked,

Certainly not a girl on a harley. I don't want to have to fix it all the time.

Girls next door are great - particularly if they're only sweet and innocent on the outside and have lots of filthy thoughts on the inside or not so sweet and innocent but real down to earth outdoorsy types in jeans, t-shirt, sensible shoes. Not into lots of makeup and high heels. But confidence and smarts overrides all. Not into big women I guess either.

If I could order I'd say petite and lythe - but if it was a relationship then she might be only tall enough to ride a cruiser and as I don't want a girl on the back of my bike and would rather her have something I want to ride too then I'll forgo that for some leg length.

Where do I find the order form?

i'd love to see through that robe, btw i'm wearing nada

I'd like to wear your nada slutpuppy. Just in loose shorts myself - plenty of access.