Granted -- but your friends are diabolical and turn their joy and good will into pranks that they pull on you! So sorry.

I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!

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Granted, however you have no patience whatsoever with animals; all the local dogs and cats sense it and bite and scratch you every chance they get. That's gotta hurt!

I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.

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Granted -- they make you laugh hysterically, causing everyone around you to think you should be in the looney bin. Ouch!

I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.

Granted -- but although your mind focuses on other things your hand is drawn to the keyboard and sends out an invitation to all of your friends on lush to come and partake of your "goodies."

I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.

Seeing CG's beautiful ass above me!

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I hate going to charity balls. You have to get dressed in a monkey suit, they’re always so crowded and boisterous that even if you don’t have claustrophobia you feel icky, you have to listen to boring speeches, the band is often either too loud or bad, and the drinks are way overpriced. I have no problem sending money to worthy causes I just don’t like the events that they think they have...

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Fantasy or Reality? Some guys who are married to “hot” women always have a nagging feeling in their gut that she will have so many opportunities to stray that it may eventually happen. I was one of those guys. While not chopped liver myself I have always felt that my wife Jill is significantly better looking than I am; in fact I have had this observation more than subtly pointed out to...

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When on vacation at a lake resort my wife and I attended a Saturday Night charity event in an amusement park. For dinner and during the live auction we sat at a table with eight other people we had never met. The woman who sat next to me introduced herself as Pam – a perky average sized brunette with a nice ass, maybe ten years younger than I was. Pam was very personable and chatty and had...

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