Topic Den of Silliness
Posted 23 Oct 2012 18:00
Some random jokes I found
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy latex catsuit and boots.
"Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing
My friend said to me today, "you should spice up your sex life with a bit of bondage"
How the fuck can I jerk off when I'm tied up?
Sally and Sue were discussing their sex lives.
Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."
Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
Topic whats your favorite type of story?
Posted 23 Oct 2012 14:23
I like stories that are well written and don't have characters or writers with very potty mouths, as this is a turn off for me in stories and feels like the author is just trying to cheap their way out of writing something with real depth.
Topic Overrated authors?
Posted 23 Oct 2012 14:15
E.L James has to be the top one for me, I gave up after the first few pages (and I read all the twilight books with not much problem).
Topic "House style" for BDSM stories
Posted 23 Oct 2012 13:46
Mr Overtheknee, I do agree with you. After posting a couple stories elsewhere I received some rather "loud and shouty" feedback about pronoun-capitalization, and felt brow-beaten into painstakingly editing every bloody pronoun, just to please the slaves of the world. It seems most Masters could care less, and many like yourself wish it would disappear altogether.
Somehow I think this "protocol" was thrust upon us courtesy of Goran Lifestyle as the ultimate express of "more humble than thou" sort of social competion. Every time I ask "Does your master make you write like this?" - same results. eyes rolling, impatient sigh, and "Well how else do you show HIM how humble you are?"
The origins of it that I know of is that one guy forced his subs into this type of grammar to make himself feel more superior and from there it was picked up by others.
Topic Looking for a sub.
Posted 23 Oct 2012 13:45
Maybe it's worthwhile having a sticky "situations vacant" post in this forum - there wouldn't be the excuse of someone not seeing it then
(no pun intended with "sticky situation")
Agreed! We need somewhere for everyone to just post in to get rid of all these threads.
And to the OP - how do we know that you won't break whoever you get?
Topic Boundheat
Posted 20 Oct 2012 10:12
.... sometimes I travel to exotic places and am not that close to the Internet 
Anywhere interesting?
Topic wireless
Posted 20 Oct 2012 09:05
Test it first so that it actually turns off before you leave the house.....
Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 11:57
Audio stories should be made from all the written stories. And those who have good way to telling stories should give voice it in.
You do realize that these are only available if the author themselves records the story. So it probably won't happen.
Topic no post
Posted 10 Oct 2012 15:28
Now that is one way to get attention if your wanting it.... The wrong kind of attention....
Topic Boundheat
Posted 10 Oct 2012 13:08
Wow, I didn't think you were still around bakerboy....
Topic Insomnia....help!
Posted 10 Oct 2012 11:48
Take Melatonin. It is all natural, and you already have melatonin in your body. You won't wake up groggy and you will get a restful nights sleep.
Ah Melatonin... Where would I be without you?
On a serious note, if you want to start taking the above substance talk to your doctor first to help you figure out how much to take, and don't hassle them to make it higher if it doesn't work as they'll just say there isn't enough proof to do that. (Trust me, I've tried)
Topic BDSM 101
Posted 10 Oct 2012 10:47
This thread needs new posts......
Sub/Dom(me) Frenzy
I feel like I should mention this as I've seen it happening of recent times.
Sub/Dom(me) Frenzy in a nutshell is when a new sub or Dom/me just wants to do anything and everything. Often during this they throw caution to the wind and end up harming themselves. They don't pace themselves and some don't take the time to learn how to do things safely, they'd rather just be doing the stuff straight away and worry about the consequences unless they happen.
The best way to sort this out is by having a more experienced Dom/me or sub keep them in line to make sure that they don't hurt themselves and to watch out for them until such a point as they think the Sub/Dom(me) frenzy stage is over.
If anyone has anything more to say on this matter or thinks I'm wrong don't be afraid to speak out.
Topic What would you do
Posted 10 Oct 2012 10:37
I'd tell her as she has a right to know what her OH is getting up to behind her back.
Topic taking a virgin
Posted 10 Oct 2012 07:45
As if you'd ever get a guy who admits he's a virgin...
I've had several admit that to me, and I wasn't dating any of them when they said it.
Topic I need a mistress
Posted 09 Oct 2012 06:43
Yes but you can still get hurt. Look around and get to know people before wanting to be their sub. Sexual fantasies must be put after saftey.
Topic I need a mistress
Posted 09 Oct 2012 03:47
There is, but this is not the right way in finding ones that will actually care about you.
Topic Announcing our "Spice It Up!" Story Competition
Posted 09 Oct 2012 03:44
Personally I'd prefer the smart wand or the luna beads, but these prizes look good.
I think I might actually enter if I can make a story fast enough.
(edit - I'm too young to use the beads :( They advise you to be over 30)
Topic Email Notifications
Posted 08 Oct 2012 11:45
I think it's fine as it is to be honest. Any more and lush would start going into people's spam boxes and be unhelpful to others in my opinion.
Topic Last Post Wins!
Posted 07 Oct 2012 03:49
RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!