About MrNiceguy888
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My story begins when I was a very young boy and my parents brought me on an African safari. We went just at the end on the dry season and since I was so young I really don't remember much of our trip together, other than it irrevocably changed the path of my life.
I've been told that not long into the trip there were unusually heavy rains. While rain has certainly ruined a number of vacations in this case it destroyed our family. In a flash flood that hit our camp I was swept away out of our tent and out of my family's life for the next fifteen years.
Even though I survived the surging water that carried me away, I never would have survived on my own in the heart of Africa without the most unusual intervention. A mother okapi and her young brood found me waterlogged and exhausted on the river's muddy shore and incredibly adopted me into their family.
I took some time to come to terms with the fact that I couldn't count on being found and also to adjust to life with okapi, but eventually I did. I learned to blend into the wilderness, and though I could never match my four legged teachers, I learned to browse and enjoy the diet of leaves favored by my gentle wilderness family.
It was on my eighteenth birthday that I was found. The reunion with my parents received a lot of media coverage and on top of reacquainting with my human family I had to learn how to be a human being. While I'll always treasure the memories of growing up with okapis, I did miss out on a lot things including the development of people skills. In fact the only notable skills that I had acquired in my life were excellent endurance from galloping along with the okapi and an incredibly strong and dexterous tongue. Unfortunately there's no practical applications for these abilities.

I spent a lot of time catching up and I plan on finger and tongue tapping a few stories here to share some of my learning experiences. Any feed back would be appreciated.

Name:
Nice Guy
Date Joined:
04 Jan 2013
Last Visit:
18 Jun 2013 (16 hours ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
48
Sign:
Cancer
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
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Interests:
Porn, women who like porn and um...golf.
Favorite Books:
100 Years of Solitude, Freedom, 92 in the Shade, Foucualts Pendulum, Our Man in Havana, The Rational Optimist, etc...
Favorite Authors:
The folks who wrote my favorite books!
Favorite Movies:
Miller's Crossing, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Natural, Kung Fu Hustle, and again porn. Especially Japanese porn. If you read any of my stories you might be able to take guess my favorite themes.
Favorite Music:
Two word: Justin Bieber is a genius! Not so sure about myself though.
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Topic: Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted: 29 Apr 2013 19:05






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Topic: Can a woman's sordid sexual history prevent her from being "the one"?
Posted: 29 Apr 2013 09:58

Not for me. I've been slutty whenever could, so who am I to judge.

Topic: Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted: 29 Apr 2013 09:52

Absolutely not. I would rather have have molten lead pored into my eyes.

Topic: How do men feel about red headed women?
Posted: 29 Apr 2013 09:43

I was curious until I had one, and now I'm crazy about red heads. Hot!!!

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 13 Apr 2013 09:40

Emily - Los Lobos

Topic: Where's the wildest and craziest place you have had sex??
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 18:48

Up against a bank machine in downtown Montreal.

Topic: Erotic Jobs
Posted: 03 Mar 2013 08:13

As a hetro guy there aren't that many opportunities, but while I was in university the girl I was living with (Han from my stories) took a job as phone sex operator. It was a work from home job as the calls would be forwarded to our place and she was paid a flat amount per call.
At the beginning it was a lot of fun and sometimes I'd go down on her or fuck her while she got guys off. A few times she told the callers what we were doing and she once or twice she let the guy speak to me just to confirm that the basis of her irregular breaths was legit. So I suppose in a way I was working at an erotic job too, only I was more of an unpaid intern.
Eventually though the novelty wore a little thin and the calls became more of a disruption than anything else.

Topic: Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 20:53

For sure!

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Posted: 28 Feb 2013 17:25

82%

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 28 Feb 2013 16:43

Nope

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I suppose I was in my late teens or early twenties when I first came across some stories in porn mags of girls drinking piss and admittedly the idea really turned me on. Of course it never seemed to be something that would be likely happen. After all, at my age then I considered it remarkably good fortune just to find a girl willing to swallow something as comparatively innocent as my cum....

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Posted: 28 Apr 2013 08:38
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