I'm a totally lame, boring guy. I used to be really interesting, but then I grew up. I don't know when it happened, either. I just woke up one day, looked in the mirror, and said, "Holy Fuck! I'm a fucking ADULT!" I try to make the best of it, you know. I don't FEEL old, or anything. I think I'm a teenager inside an old fucker's body. I just wish I could find the old fucker, and get my own teen-aged body back...
I Dan Thomas felt completely adrift. The blazing lights, the blaring jazz, and the buzz brought on by the two or three industrial-strength Hurricanes he had been sipping all throughout the day had clearly lasted well into the evening. For many of the revelers, it was just another Mardi Gras, but for Dan, it seemed like a rebellious celebration of his rebirth. 45 years old, he...
Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category BDSM
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The day started out like any other day. Well, like any other day in the past few weeks, that is. Normally, I would have gotten up, shaved, showered, and headed off to work. But it’s tough being an executive of a company where the owner is more concerned with what’s going up his nose than he is earning a profit. Since my firm closed, my days have taken on a monotonous regularity. Get up,...
Added 20 Jul 2010 | Category Exhibitionism
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From Part 1: “No, YOU made the mess,” I chided. I giggled back. It was only then that she kissed me – just a quick peck on the lips. She pushed me over backward and leaped up, running for the surf. I watched her go, amazed again at the natural wonderfulness of her. At the water’s edge, she turned quickly. “You coming?” she called. Yes. Yes, I was. We splashed in the surf like kids....
Added 12 Aug 2010 | Category Straight Sex
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I drink red wine before the fire; She shares my cup with grace. Cold winds howl, the fire’s blaze Chases chill away. I lay her down and drink my wine From the hollow of her throat; Spilling out across her breast, My hungry lips then race. Her navel is a tankard full Of wine, ripe for the taking. Below, out spills her own sweet wine; A far more heady vintage. Rosé cheeks. ...
Added 04 Aug 2010 | Category Love Poems
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I had known Rachel for a few years. She was a neat chick -- cute, a good friend, and an all-around nice person. We first met when we were both in high school. We went to different schools, but that rivalry never mattered to us. We got along well, right from the start. I'd be lying if I said that I was never attracted to her. She wasn't what you would consider a stunning beauty; neither...
Added 02 Nov 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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When I was 22 and single, I lived in a teeny little mobile home. On one side of me was the laundry station, on the other was a trailer with three women in it - a mom in her late 30's to early 40's, and her two daughters (18 and 20). At that time, being still young and hot, I had made a habit of never wearing clothes when I was home. I could go the entire day naked, only putting something on...
Added 29 Oct 2009 | Category Masturbation
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It was Saturday night, and Damien had just resigned himself to closing out another week-long bout of boredom, alone. His life lacked any kind of excitement. One day blended into the next seamlessly. Nothing fun or even remotely interesting ever seemed to happen around him. The problem, he reckoned, lay within him. He saw nothing special or exciting about himself. He was just about...
Added 02 Sep 2010 | Category First Time
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Previously: Soon, she pushed him away again, saying, “Can you get me my clothes?” “Going somewhere?” he asked. “Oh, yes, I am.” She replied. “I’m going to my room. And you’re coming with me…” Damien watched as Rebecca slowly slid her skirt up her smooth, silky legs. Her panties were so full of sand from lying on the beach there was no way she was going to even try to put them on. He...
Added 23 Sep 2010 | Category Oral Sex
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From Part II As they reached the door, Damien paused, laughing. “This is totally crazy, you do realize that don’t you?” “Well,” she answered, giggling delightedly. “You didn’t think I was totally sane, did you?” Laughing, she opened the door, peered out both ways, and pulled him unresisting into the hallway… Damien's heart leaped into his chest as he heard the heavy...
Added 29 Oct 2010 | Category Anal
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Jack Brewster was not in a good mood. He came home from work in a good mood. He was in a good mood through most of his dinner. That all changed when his wife reminded him of their after-dinner engagement. "Don't forget, honey," Paige Brewster's voice rang out. "We have that gallery opening to go to tonight." A sodden lump grew in Jack's stomach as he finished his dinner mechanically. He...
Added 22 Jun 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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