Topic Fuck or Pass
04 Nov 2012 01:23
Fuck, I've always had a weakness for blondes ;)
Topic Would you ever masturbate you with something other than a standard sex toy? i.e cucumber, toothbrush
20 Oct 2012 22:47
Would you ever or have you ever, masturbated you or someone else with something other than a standard sex toy? i.e vegetables, fruit, etc.
Please be explicit ;)
The first time I used a foreign object to masturbate I was 16 and I used the end handle of a wooden meat mallet. It was the only thing in my family's house that was remotely penis shaped and wouldn't rot over time like fruit or vegetables. It worked beautifully and I still have it. Sometimes I take it out for a little fun
Topic FEMALES, how would you like me to come onto you?
04 Aug 2012 13:37
1.) Be confident but don't be cocky. Every woman likes a man who knows what he wants and knows how to get it. Not some asshole that treats women like meat.
2.) Be interesting but don't be too self revealing. Make me want to know more about you. But that doesn't mean I want to hear about the time you and your buddies beat level 84 on street fighter.
3.) Don't be too flattering. Yes everyone likes compliments, but nobody likes a kiss ass.
4.) And lastly, but most importantly, make me laugh. Everyone knows that the way into woman's heart, and in between her legs, is a man that can make her smile, even if only for a second.
Topic Fuck or Make Love
01 Aug 2012 11:08
There's too many passes! Ok I'll be naughty. Fuck!
Topic Avatar above you
17 Apr 2012 21:54
Sexy legs, how about u open them just a lil bit....