naughtyannie's Blog Entries

21 Jul 2014 12:03

Wow! I just passed 300,000 page views! First on Lush to reach it I think

29 Jun 2014 12:25

NaughtyAnnie is now on Twitter! Follow me for the same naughtiness, only in 140 characters or fewer. Find me - @naughtyannie99

16 Jun 2014 11:32

I've tentatively taken a chance and submitted a new poem. It's just a bit of observational free verse, but hopefully it will raise a wry smile or two

16 Jun 2014 11:32

I've tentatively taken a chance and submitted a new poem. It's just a bit of observational free verse, but hopefully it will raise a wry smile or two

16 Jun 2014 11:31

I've tentatively taken a chance and submitted a new poem. It's just a bit of observational free verse, but hopefully it will raise a wry smile or two

07 Jun 2014 21:26

It's my Lush birthday today! I've been here for three years exactly.

Can't claim to have logged in on every one of those 1095 days, but it must be over 1000 of them...

30 May 2014 22:56

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who read and scored any or all of the nine parts of "My Sex-Packed Holiday". I hope there was something for everyone in the series - some laughs, some surprises, some kinky stuff, but most of all lots of good honest sex, which I think is what most people come to Lush for! Thanks again.

07 May 2014 21:38

All existing chapters of my "Holiday" series have now been amended to bring them into line with the new ban on incest-related content. Now at last I can think about the next new chapter, which will be the last. Thanks for your patience.

25 Apr 2014 13:05

25 April - A revised Chapter Two for my "Holiday" series has now been submitted, to replace the incestuous one that had to be removed. Still exactly the same naughty games, just with a friend instead of a brother!

23 Apr 2014 14:36

Latest update on story rewrites. Two chapters of my "Holiday" series have been removed because they were in the "incest" category. By changing the relationship between Matt and me, I hope to get them online again, but of course I need to change every single reference in the other chapters as well. I've just done Chapter 1 - others to follow one at a time. Don't think I'll have time to write any new stories for a while!

21 Apr 2014 04:48

Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to re-read (or read for the first time) my "Massive Cock" poem in its revised form. Having slept on it, I actually think I like this version better: it's much more the sort of thing I really fantasise about...

20 Apr 2014 05:31

Four of my incest-related stories have become victims of the Lush "Night of the Long Knives". I will be considering whether its possible to rewrite them to bring them within the guidelines again. In the meantime, they can still be found on my account on the "Short Fiction" website - please look them up there!

18 Apr 2014 12:25

I just came

07 Apr 2014 15:09

23 Mar 2014 15:00

Thank you everyone for your birthday wishes! You're all very sweet and I love you all

19 Mar 2014 21:56

My naughty little tale of Oral sex is now online - please read and comment, it'll only take a minute!

13 Mar 2014 17:24

Just posted the latest chapter of my holiday series - in which I get a proper fuck at last.

05 Mar 2014 15:03

My latest story is in the new "flash erotica" category - short and intense, getting straight to the point. Let me know what you think.

Oh, and it's my 50th story on Lush!

22 Jan 2014 12:12

I've just posted an entry for the "Seduction" competition - please have a read and let me know what you think.

17 Jan 2014 11:41

Someone suggested that my poem/song "If I had a boyfriend" works quite well to the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman" by Lonnie Donegan. I looked it up on YouTube, and it kind of does, too.

15 Jan 2014 12:43

No, I tell a lie, it is in "incest" after all.

15 Jan 2014 11:52

Oh no, hang on a minute, "My Brother...." is back, but still under Love Poems...

15 Jan 2014 11:50

Hopefully, my poem "My Brother has a Massive Cock" will be back online soon, but in the "Incest" category. If you've not read it, please seek it out. It may be a bit harder to find among all the other incest stories, but do please have a read, if you fancy something not too serious and a bit dirty.

14 Jan 2014 10:25

Grrrr! Getting fed up with Lush. My most popular poem "My Brother has a Massive Cock" has been removed by the mods because it is about incest. No one ever complained about it, lots of people liked it, and suddenly it's unsuitable. Feeling grumpy

11 Jan 2014 04:49

I've just posted a new poem! It doesn't claim to be great literature, but it rhymes, scans, and has a nice beat. And hopefully it will make you smile, which has got to be worth something on a cold January day.

01 Jan 2014 08:58

Happy New Year to everybody out there, Lush members and visitors alike. Thanks to everyone who read my stories during 2013, and hope you carry on enjoying my offerings in 2014.

21 Dec 2013 02:48

Sorry I don't manage to update my Advent Calendar every day - Christmas is so busy!

08 Dec 2013 22:27

"Putting a spin on it" came third in the competition! Wow! Thanks to the judges and everyone who voted for it. And well done to the other winners.

25 Nov 2013 14:40

My page has now been viewed over 250,000 times - thank you everyone!

Next stop, 300,000.

21 Nov 2013 14:56

Celebrity spot of the day - out buying a sarnie for my lunch, I saw all 5 surviving members of the Monty Python team crossing the road near Embankment Tube! John Cleese and Terry Gilliam almost got hit by a no 91 bus to Crouch End - lucky escape there!