Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Outdoor masterbation.
Posted 11 Sep 2013 21:48

I've often gone on a country walk knowing that at some point I'm going to find a quiet spot and masturbate. I love doing it out of doors. I even have a few preferred spots where I know I won't be disturbed.

Topic 1
Posted 09 Sep 2013 21:31

Sorry, but it's a no from me.

Besides, my knickers drawer would never be safe!

Topic What you going to wear to bed tonight?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 21:24

Was wearing a t-shirt, but now I'm on Lush I've taken it off lol

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 09 Sep 2013 20:51

Sure, why not? We'd just have a laugh and enjoy ourselves.

Topic What Would You Do If You Had A Chance Encounter With The Person Above You
Posted 09 Sep 2013 20:48

Feel thankful that I wasn't wearing any panties that day ;)

Topic bi curious
Posted 08 Sep 2013 22:29

you could send her to me???... and no you may not watch... Embarassed

He's only interested in it so he can watch lol

Topic Glass or Silicone
Posted 08 Sep 2013 22:20

Don't have a glass one, and never tried it - I only have a couple of vibrators - but after this I may have to treat myself next time I have a few quid to spare.... Some of the ones you see online look lovely.

Topic what colour bra are u girls wearing?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 22:01

Not got one on - I don't usually wear one in bed lol.

Topic Girls: How long have you gone without an orgasm?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 21:56

Hell, if I'd known I'd was going to be asked this question, I'd have kept a diary.

Since I started masturbating and fucking on a regular basis, it can't be more than a few days - probably because I was ill lol!

Topic It's Australian Election Day, come on you Wikileaks party!
Posted 08 Sep 2013 15:06

Personally, I've never been in favour of rapists. If he wants my vote, he should go back to Sweden and face the music. All this bullshit about being extradited to America is just that - he's a sex pest, and knows it. Sweden has one of the best human rights records in the world. And Ecuador? Don't make me laugh!

Whoo! Rant over ;)

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:17

Jeez, how many times can a guy fuck himself? Just asking lol

Topic Do you enjoy oral sex as much as penetration?
Posted 04 Sep 2013 22:24

I usually need clitoral stimulation to orgasm, and done orally it can be great. But having a warm thick living penis inside me - that's something I need as well. And which I enjoy most sometimes depends how I feel at the time.

Topic Do you enjoy oral sex as much as penetration?
Posted 04 Sep 2013 22:24

I usually need clitoral stimulation to orgasm, and done orally it can be great. But having a warm thick living penis inside me - that's something I need as well. And which I enjoy most sometimes depends how I feel at the time.

Topic If someone dared you to stay off lush for a month, could/would you do it?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 21:31

I could, I think, but it would be hard. The most I've ever managed is a week, and I did miss it.

Perhaps I should give it up for Lent next year? That would hurt more than alcohol lol!

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 03 Sep 2013 15:10

http://upload.lushstories.com/381917059-kellyblack-qd4lx-cf075d.jpg

Navel piercing

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 01 Sep 2013 08:53

http://upload.lushstories.com/1792842782-gadge65mark2_38f698.jpg

red-framed glasses

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 31 Aug 2013 22:18

Soft cocks get hard quickly.

Topic What comes to your mind when you hear the name of the country above you?
Posted 31 Aug 2013 22:15

The Sound of Music

Denmark

Topic Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted 30 Aug 2013 21:21

Pinky Cheeks

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 29 Aug 2013 21:23

Why am I in the wet patch again?

Topic Word association game
Posted 29 Aug 2013 21:21

Tickle

Topic Drinking cum
Posted 24 Aug 2013 03:04

Cum drunk out of a condom seems to end up tasting kind of condom-y.

But I have a friend who likes it so much that she goes round after parties, looking for used condoms on the floor, and drinks any dregs that are left - like some people do with half-empty drink glasses.

Actually, that's a lie (of course). I just said it to make you all throw up at the thought (rofl)

Topic SimplyJohn - 3 free Gold memberships HERE!!
Posted 23 Aug 2013 22:10

How about 332 :)

Topic Is my neighbor a tease
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:42

AH HA...... now, this is a classic case of a woman utilizing laundry day like it’s her very own international flag day, giving out subtle messages via what she is carefully hanging out on the line .
For some women laundry day is just a chore, for others its flirt like crazy day with their horny neighbors.

What you need to do is pull up a seat by the window and have a pair of binoculars, pad and pen handy, observe and make notes.

For example if she may have hung out a set or items as follows:

F leece
U nder wired bra
C amisole
K imono

M ini-skirt
E tamine

However, she might also be sending out this message:

F leece
U nder wired bra
C amisole
K imono

O nesie
F leece
F leece

Before analysing her message make sure that her first language is English. If it’s not you may have to rethink the whole thing.
And also bear in mind that the message might be for a different neighbor, not you .


I'm still laughing at this. Best post ever, on any subject!!!! :)

Topic Can I get an interview with you?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 12:26

Introduce the title of your story: The Offering
Genre/Category: Group Sex
Provide the link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-offering.aspx

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

The broad subject matter was dictated by the terms of the Lush competition for which it was an entry – “Autumn Equinox”. Last time I entered one of these competitions, I spent weeks deciding what to write about, and only got something done after several false starts. But this time, the idea came to me quite quickly, and I got the first draft written in a couple of days. I then took it to Cornwall on holiday with me and did some re-writing and filling in of gaps over a week.


2. How did you come up with these characters?

Having had the idea to tell a story about a Harvest Festival ritual, I thought up the idea of a heroine who had been brought up from birth to fill the role, which is why she accepts everything that happens to her so readily. The rest of the characters are very much secondary to the story of her and her day.


3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

It was a nice change for me to write something that wasn’t in the first person, and that is set in a different historic period (like my “Pride and Prejudice” stories). As far as the period goes, I just wanted it to be set at a time when “pagan” religious practices were still extant in remote villages. It wasn’t something that was part of my original story plan, but I really enjoyed playing with the concept of a sex-based rite that is somehow caught between its pagan origins and a Christianity that is pragmatic enough to absorb it into its own belief system.


4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

Getting the mood right.

I didn’t want to get all anal about historic detail and language, although I deliberately used minimal dialogue, to avoid getting bogged down in too much clumsy authenticity (too much “thee” and “thou” and it starts to feel like a comedy sketch). But I did use names that would have been common at the time, and tried to avoid too much modern-sounding language.

Sex words were an issue of course. Words of Anglo-Saxon origin like “fart” and “arse” were of course fine. “Prick” sounded right for the penis, and “seed” was just right for semen, with its connotations of fertility and growth. The word “cunt” would certainly have been in use at that time, but I tempered it with the softer “cunny”, which I don’t think has any historic precedent but felt good for Alice to use in her own mind: I don’t like over-using “cunt”. The word “fuck” would also have been in use at that time, although I only used the word “fucked” once, oddly enough – I don’t know why.

I also had a bit of a dilemma about how much information to include to help the reader locate the story in its correct historic context. In one sense it doesn’t matter, but I didn’t want anyone to think it was set in the present day in some weird hippie community. And the thing I really wanted to avoid was a Dan Brown-style opening along the lines of:

“It was the year 1399 AD, and renowned Roman Catholic priest Father Hugh Stupidname stood in the doorway of his mediaeval church in the remote English village of Kirkhamptonleythorpe, Borsetshire, and reflected pensively about the forthcoming Harvest Feast.”

So in the end I tried to give some clues about the period in the scene-setting, then inserted a horribly clumsy sentence about Richard II about halfway through. I didn’t have a particular location in mind for the village, although the date implied by the Richard II reference shows that it must be less than three weeks’ walk from London. So it’s not in Scotland!


5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

I just loved the idea of a harvest ritual based on lots of men ejaculating over my heroine. I also liked the idea that everyone accepts this as normal; it’s part of their way of life. Alice never questions anything that she does, or that happens to her; that’s just the way it is, although she certainly enjoys it.

I also love the photo I found at the last minute to use in the title. It seems to fit the mood of the story perfectly, and I did think about adding a paragraph that describes Alice actually crouching on top of one the stones, masturbating, but decided I’d need to make too many other changes to make it fit with the story as a whole.

Someone commented that it made them think of a 1960s film, directed by Roman Polanski and with Susan George as Alice - yummy! Interestingly, I recently watched Michael Wheatley’s strange and mesmerising black-and-white film “A Field in England” on TV, and definitely had that mood in mind when I was writing. Perhaps I should send “The Offering” to him and see if he’s interested? Filmed in monochrome with a hand-held camera, it could become a cult classic, especially with all that ejaculation!

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 19 Aug 2013 21:11

Just starting now...

Topic What are your own favorite and most successful story titles?
Posted 19 Aug 2013 11:43

Titles are tricky, and I'm not terribly good at them usually. The majority of mine are straightforwardly descriptive of the content - on the grounds that people like a story that "does what it says on the tin". So when you click on "Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator", you pretty much know what you're going to get. But there are a few others that are a bit more subtle, and these are probably my favourites.

To answer the actual questions:


What are your favorite 2 story titles of your own stories and why?

"Pyramus and Thisbe" is one, named because the action reflects (very loosely) the action of the story in Ovid's "Metamorphoses" of the two lovers who communicate through a hole in a wall. Naturally, my two characters do more than just talk. I was well into the story/poem before the title came to me, and I just had to use it, even if not everyone would get the reference.

"I'm a Bit Tied Up This Afternoon" is probably next, because it's a silly pun on two meanings of "tied up". And I like silly puns. In this case, I think the title came quite early on, and the plot of the story was almost written round it.


Also, what are your 2 most successful story titles, either in acclaim or attracting views?

On the basis of story views, "Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah" is my most successful by a significant margin (46,447 and counting, with 50 people listing it as a favourite). Surprisingly, it is not an incest story, but it does have the almost equally enticing word "schoolgirl" in the title. Perhaps it is a bit of a tease too, because you don't know the nature of the dares until you read it.

Next would be "Open Air Sex with Daddy, Mummy and Brother" - a touch under 30,000 views (28 favourites). I don't think any further explanation is needed, other than to say that the title (like the story) was deliberately meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 18 Aug 2013 22:25

Pass

Topic Announcing our Autumn Equinox Story Competition, $200 First Prize
Posted 09 Aug 2013 21:54



Oh that reminds me, I have a nice tentacle pic for your wall... (I've saved it somewhere!)

I'll think of something! At least it's a nice long deadline, so it gives me plenty time to procrastinate!

Big Hugs

I'd procrastinate too, if I could only find the time.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 09 Aug 2013 21:47

Pass