Topic Love Poems - number of views
13 Dec 2013 04:01
I admit I'm a total popularity whore, but I've been watching to see how many reads my poem "My Brother's Cock" has been getting, and wondering if it'll ever catch up with DirtyMartini's masterpiece "Incest is Best" (most read poem, with 21,000+).
Or at least it was the most read, until I looked today and another poem has suddenly shot to the top of the list, with over 37,000 views! It's called "Gone From Me", and is by Lalita_Lydia.
I'm bemused. How can it have got so many views just like that? It's a lot for a poem, even one that has been online since 2011.
Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Put a Spin on it" Story Competition
09 Dec 2013 12:18
Thank you to the judges and everyone who said nice things about my entry.
And very sincere congratulations to the Gold and Silver medallists, for their great stories.
And of course big hugs to everyone who entered - it's not always easy writing to a set theme.
Topic do women like the taste of semen?
08 Dec 2013 07:08
Yes, on the whole. It's just a sort of salty goo. I probably wouldn't drink it if it was a menu option for dinner, but as part of sex, when I'm usually all aroused and horny, it's all part of the fun.
Topic The person below me is...
07 Dec 2013 07:53
I hope so - going out for a Christmas meal with friends so you never know.
TPBM has already had an orgasm today.
Topic Abandoning a story?
02 Dec 2013 14:14
I agree it's frustrating when you have spent a lot of time on a story, only to find its just not going anywhere.
I have put stories aside for months, tinkering with them on and off, and usually manage to finish them in the end.
Often, if I've hit a dead end, it helps to reverse a little and try a different route.
Topic Getting Cum in your Hair?
27 Nov 2013 12:28
If it's in the throes of sex, I don't mind too much, just as long as I can wash it out pretty quick. It is messy, I agree, but I kind of like messy.
And of course you can just gel it up...
Topic Do you like watching men masturbate?
24 Nov 2013 07:21
Up to a point, but after a while I get to wanting to play with it myself. But it's fun as a bit of teasing, like having a guy watching me fingering myself.
Topic Dr Who
19 Nov 2013 14:53
What I really, really want is for River Song and Captain Jack Harkness to meet. My goodness, can you imagine the sparks that would fly?
Between them, they share all the best dirty lines in "Doctor Who". Her “Oh, that’s magnificent! I’m going to wear LOTS of jodhpurs!" (in "Let's Kill Hitler") is the best line ever.
Topic I have to replace this...
18 Nov 2013 14:57
Q: How do you know which deer is on holiday?
A: The one with the wee calf (week aff - sorry, I think you need to be Scottish to get this... Anyone? Anyone??)
Veering wildly off-topic, my friend told me this stupid joke that she said only works in a Scots accent.
Q. What's the difference between Alfred Hitchcock and Walt Disney?
A. Alfred makes thriller films, and Walt Disney*.
I'll get my coat...
Topic "Oh God" or "Oh god"?
17 Nov 2013 21:48
I would use "God", even as an exclamation, because whatever deity is being invoked, "God" is his/her name or title. Because of my Christian background, I use it quite a lot, as well as "Jesus Christ", which of course should always be capitalised. I've certainly never had any comments about this from readers on Lush, who presumably have other things on their minds when reading my stuff.
Are there any writers of other faiths on Lush who might have a different convention or preference? That would be interesting to know.
Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you'r asking to be friends with?
16 Nov 2013 21:24
I get loads of friend requests from people who obviously haven't read my profile - which specifically says I won't accept requests from people who don't have some sort of avatar. But I must admit that people who say they like my stories, or are following me, usually get added - that seems like the polite thing to do! And what writer isn't flattered by a nice comment?
I always read profiles carefully before I send a friend request. I usually only request people if I've really enjoyed one of their stories, or their forum posts.
Topic For all you story writers out there Question,how do you start your Stories?
16 Nov 2013 15:10
Once I've had an idea for a story, I rough out a plan for how it's going to go. Once that's done, I often work at different parts of it at different times. Only rarely do I start at the beginning and just write through to the end. Though it can be good to get the first couple of paragraphs done early, since they can set the style and tone of the whole thing.
Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
12 Nov 2013 14:26
Hands tied behind back
Topic Category mistakes
11 Nov 2013 15:08
My ongoing "sex packed holiday" series has different parts in different categories, but that's because each one has a different slant. One is more voyeur-based, another is girl/girl sex, another is incest-based, and another has some hard-core stuff. But if I eventually finish it, it might be a good idea to move it all to the "novels" section.
Topic story ideas
10 Nov 2013 05:15
Ashby-de-la-Zouch. There's an address I write to when I need an idea, and they send one back by return of post. Excellent value - £5 each or three for a tenner.
Topic Toy Review: The Battle of the Gigi (LELO)
08 Nov 2013 15:01
Fuck it all, I love my Mona 2, but the Gigi 2 sounds awesome. I'm all tingly just reading about it...
How can I nobble all the other entrants in the story competition, so I can get third prize?