Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 07 Jun 2013 19:36
I know it's been beyond forever since I've dropped by. But can I come in if I bring titties?
http://www.giffies.com/games/files/big_tits_camgirl.gif
Slippery, I've been gone for awhile also. Tuesday's just aren't the same without your titties! (sighs!)
Topic Sexy mod story???
Posted 07 Jun 2013 19:26
I know I would never want to be featured a story posted here, I can completely understand Sprites stance
Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)
Posted 06 Jun 2013 19:00
I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.
Here you go, just click here: Topless boobies!!!
Topic Sentence Structure
Posted 06 Jun 2013 02:07
I suggest you go here:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst16814_Guide-to-Punctuating-for-the-Reading-Impaired--by-Phil-Phantom.aspx
This is one of the better articles on punctuation and how to use it. It's easy to understand and really clear. There are a lot resources already available on this site, just do some reading!
Topic Sentence Structure
Posted 06 Jun 2013 01:57
"Meet me in the Sherwood forest, on the floor, blindfolded. I'll take up your offer." Was a message I received but an hour ago. That is not Not a Sentence. Make it read like this: "Meet me in the Sherwood forest, on the floor, blindfolded. I'll take up your offer," was a message I received but an hour ago.
I wondered why he wanted it blindfolded? This is not a question. If it I were writing it, I would connect this independent clause with the next utilizing a semicolon. This would keep the thoughts connected, and make it a question. Perhaps he was ugly? Maybe even famous?! I heard the crunch of leaves like a foot had fallen on them. Then another, and then another. Again, This is not a sentence. connect this dependent clause to the previous independent clause with a comma. It was time. The adrenaline began to get to me, I felt my cock slowly become hard within my trousers. I was only 18 comma but had been a cock loving slut for two years. My first taste was but a day after my birthday. Who just turned 16? Needs a subject in this sentence. ie: I just turned 16, and with a few friends decided... Alternatively, you could start with the action. Having just turned 16, a few friends and I decided....-> Just turned 16 comma so I and a few friends a few friends and I. Always put I at the end of a list never the beginning. decided to have a sleepover, a childish sentiment maybe. But after a few drinks and far too much porn we were all horny and... I stopped thinking about that night. Again, my attention was taken by the footsteps.
Hope this gives you some more help.
Topic Balls are $1250 a piece
Posted 04 Jun 2013 21:18
So, instead of looking into your own feelings, your wife's feelings and maybe, just maybe discussing this with her, you are looking for vindication from a bunch of strangers on the internet? Good call! I think I know part of your marital problems.
On a serious note, the best marriage advice I ever received was this: every person in a marriage thinks they give more than the other person.
Topic Is Cigging the new Figging?
Posted 04 Jun 2013 21:06
Oh, Dani...Pretty Pretty Dani...I have something for you...
http://d1xj6atg96ipjv.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/beetspeeling-1024x685.jpg
Topic Is Cigging the new Figging?
Posted 04 Jun 2013 20:51
Ha! Wait till you try begging...what you haven't heard? Use a beet in place of the ginger. Takes it to a whole different place.
I hear those who have tried it were left red faced!
Topic Favorite Ice Cream
Posted 04 Jun 2013 20:41
Any, all...Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, peach, pistachio, peppermint, pumpkin, pecan, pineapple....well you get the idea...
Topic confidence
Posted 03 Jun 2013 05:09
And most important, even if someone says, "no," try again!
Topic Would you date a bi guy?
Posted 02 Jun 2013 04:25
It's not something that I seek out, but it's not a deal breaker either.
Topic Sexual Accidents
Posted 01 Jun 2013 10:53
Does a really bad case of carpet burn that needed medical attention count? 
Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 29 May 2013 20:57
"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
-Rocco, "Boondock Saints"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. Motha motha fuck. Motha motha fuck fuck. Motha fuck, motha fuck. nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch."-Jay "Jay and Silent Bob strike Back"
Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)
Posted 29 May 2013 18:35
What the hell, I've whored myself for much less. I've motorcycled naked just for laughs.
'A guy ain't got no chance at all.'
— Bubba Bugsworthy from Dead Squirrel Creek
http://www.lushstories.com/buz
http://upload.lushstories.com/1804762718-TheLegend_art.jpg
Hmm, maybe a guy could win....