Forum posts made by naughtynurse

Topic The "You're So Ugly" Thread...
Posted 09 Feb 2013 16:43

You're do ugly, your doctor is a veterinarian.

Topic would you with tommy lee?
Posted 09 Feb 2013 11:04



Your lack of grammar and sentence structure when attempting to pose a question makes me want to spit venom.

Can you fix that please?
It's highly distracting from the point of the post.

This^^

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 09 Feb 2013 10:56

"Pumped up Kicks," Foster the People

Topic What are you wearing
Posted 09 Feb 2013 07:17

Watching a movie on the couch in a bra/panty set and a white button up shirt

Topic What is your pet peeve
Posted 09 Feb 2013 07:15

1) hoarding clutter. Ordinary messiness, dirty dishes, laundry ect. I can handle, but excessive "stuff" bugs me.

2) lying, just tell me already. Even if you don't think I will like it.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 09 Feb 2013 07:00

Not going to be home in time for dinner, so I had a nice breakfast today instead.

(steam rolled) oatmeal, bacon, whole wheat toast, and a couple eggs.

Topic The "You're So Ugly" Thread...
Posted 09 Feb 2013 06:57

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Topic Febfast - Giving up Alcohol for a Month, means...
Posted 08 Feb 2013 14:47

Well, I fell off the group. It was one of those days today. Nothing has gone according to plan, and there were two bottles of wine just sitting there, BEGGING to be consumed.

Topic Stockings or pantyhose
Posted 08 Feb 2013 13:22

Nope, those are mine. Get the hell out of my drawer!

Topic Advice on the IUD contraceptive (the coil)
Posted 06 Feb 2013 17:11

Love mine. It's the contraceptive of choice for all the nurses I know.

Topic Rockin' Covers! Cover songs of course.
Posted 04 Feb 2013 16:00

http://www.youtube.com/embed/e2HhRFi4zuQ

Alien Ant Farm

"Smooth Criminal"

Topic Febfast - Giving up Alcohol for a Month, means...
Posted 04 Feb 2013 15:33

Well ladies, so far I'm with you, although it hasn't been by design or plan. We will see how long I last. My guess is it depends on when the next work dinner is. I'll have a hard time turning down cognac that someone else is buying!

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 03 Feb 2013 11:36

Ahhh, I LOVE the Walking Dead.

I can't answer your questions because....I LOVE ALL THE THINGS.

I think the zombie action went seriously downhill though...in the first few episodes (ie. series 1) I spent a lot of time cowering behind my hands...since then the zombie action has been laughable at best.

You lot in America need to get it on your tvs so I can stream it, ahemahem, exciting!

I'll agree with this assessment! But I still love the Walking Dead.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 01 Feb 2013 20:44

Unsweetened Iced Tea

Topic Happy Birthday Dancing Doll!
Posted 01 Feb 2013 19:25

Yes! Happy Birthday Ash!

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 01 Feb 2013 03:59

"Telephone," Lady Gaga

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 31 Jan 2013 18:47

"Du Haust," Rammstein

http://www.youtube.com/embed/RlOAMKTj0hU

Topic Missionary Sex
Posted 31 Jan 2013 03:05

I personally think that missionary is my favourite, not too many positions offer you so many options!

1) You stare into your lovers eyes as you slide in and out of her, stopping at times to kiss her lips, neck and shoulders. Taking your time to tease or just slide all the way in. You let her know just how good this feels and how sexy she is.....love making at it's finest!

2) The speed and intensity increase, you know it's difficult for your woman to cum through penetration alone so you "take the matters into your own hands". You switch from making love with her, go sliding between her legs and pleasuring her orally. You bring her to the very cusp of her orgasm to slide back up and start fucking her again. Your pace quickens, feeling your orgasm building. You can't hold back as she squeezes your cock and explode into her, knowing she hasn't cum yet you make your way between her legs and eat her out to a mind blowing orgasm!

3) Rough, raw fucking tonight, your balls slapping off of her pussy but need the feeling to go deeper into her. You raise her legs and place them on your shoulders, and tilt her hips upward. The sensation is amazing and you place your hand over her throat. You tell her how much of a dirty girl she is and scream in delight of just how fucking amazing this feels. You both finish and collapse next to each other on the bed and start to cuddle letting each other know how much you love each other......

Well there's more but that's a few of MY reasons as to why I like missionary. drunken

This^^

Describing it as vanilla isn't a bad comparison. While vanilla may seem the most basic of flavors, it is created by collecting the seed pods of an orchid that will only grow in specific parts of the world. Plus, can you imagine a world without vanilla ice cream, sugar cookies, or any of the other delicious things flavored by vanilla?

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 31 Jan 2013 02:55

"Better Dig Two," The Band Perry

Topic Men in Kilts
Posted 30 Jan 2013 18:13

Depends on the kilt and the guy. I like Uni-Kilts and other properly fitted kilts, but it has to be the right guy.

Topic Have you ever used your womanly charms to get out of a parking/speeding ticket etc?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 18:10

I'm always open and honest about why I'm speeding(although omitting the part explaining I am ALWAYS speeding). I then smile and pass over my license.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 18:01

Water

Topic Songs that make you go GRRRRR - post songs you dislike here.
Posted 30 Jan 2013 18:00

"And I RANNN, I ran So farr away..." Yeap, you know its already stuck in your head.

Topic Tattoos
Posted 30 Jan 2013 17:51

I have 3 that are located where they are covered at all times. I choose who I share them with.

Topic while currently married or
Posted 30 Jan 2013 17:46

None but my husband's while married, not that kinda girl.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 17:43

Buz-I LOVE breakfast for dinner...But I'm going healthy tonight:

Vanilla Ice Cream, right out of the container with a spoon. :)

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 17:39

"Bulls on Parade," Rage Against the Machine

Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 28 Jan 2013 18:28

Morning one and all. Well afternoon now. How about a ice cold beer? I'll buy the first round. It's been a warm one here in the Sunshine state. This made me chuckle. It might you guys too. More so if you've ever been here.


http://upload.lushstories.com/328-florida.jpg

LOL! I have this picture already. I love it because, well, it's so true! (Btw, I live in one of the areas associated with Rednecks)

Topic Breaking up, when do you know it's over?
Posted 26 Jan 2013 05:42

The best advice I received was a marriage is always 60-40, meaning it always feels like you are giving more then the other. You just have to decide what hill you're willing to die on, because it's always easy to give up.

That said, for me, I knew my marriage was over when my ex moved another woman into our house.

Topic Do you appreciate wine?
Posted 24 Jan 2013 17:07

Does this count? After all, it started out as wine...



http://upload.lushstories.com/213-IMG_2759_3.jpg

I have recently entered a love affair with this lovely amber stuff!