11 Jul 2012 18:12
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2
inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with
another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens...
16 Jun 2012 22:47
21 May 2012 14:32
Rarely do you get a humourous Financial Journalist: "It may be the 'best in breed' in its industry, but winning a dog show does not change the fact that a dog is a dog."
27 Mar 2012 18:56
"Fool," said my muse to me, "look in thy heart and write."
29 Feb 2012 16:10
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.
22 Feb 2012 13:21
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
21 Dec 2011 13:10
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek."
03 Nov 2011 01:58
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.....then I was petrified.