29 Aug 2010 10:35
You be Cleopatra. I'll be Marc Anthony. 'Course you'll die tragically, bitten by a snake....making an asp of yourself again.
29 Aug 2010 03:49
Fantasize. It's cheaper than an airline ticket and you can go wherever you want....you could write a story about Egypt.
28 Aug 2010 21:37
Oh. Thanks, you pretty thing.
28 Aug 2010 07:31
"To love is to admire with the heart. To admire is to love with the mind."
23 Aug 2010 20:28
..and speak English, Dammit!
23 Aug 2010 20:27
May I point out, Jung lady, YOU made the connection, not me, not that you should be aFreud of any implications.
22 Aug 2010 20:57
If people from Poland are called 'poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'holes'? - Just wondering -
19 Aug 2010 03:54
So there WERE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq....And today they left.
18 Aug 2010 16:08
Mae West: "Why don't you come up and see me" - Cary Grant: "I can't. It's Lent." - Mae West: "Well, come see me when you get it back."
16 Aug 2010 15:27
You're good. Chiefly your eyes, I think, and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like, 'Be generous, Mr. Spade.' ...I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck...the chances are you'll get off with life. I'll always remember you.
15 Aug 2010 12:29
14 Aug 2010 17:02
Yeah, it included Amazing Spiderman #4, first appearance of The Sandman drawn by Steve Ditko...How you guessed my secret fantasy has always been to be tied to a bed and dominated by a sexy woman wearing a bunny suit who brands me with her 'mark' I'll never know. How I've yearned to meet somebody with a bunny costume. Alas, that wish - like so many other shattered dreams, shall never be fulfilled.
14 Aug 2010 15:51
Well, this is my third car but I've gone through 7 motorcycles, 4 Vespas, a slew of bicycles, skateboards, roller skates, a Red Indian Chief wagon and a tricycle with multi-coloured streamers on the handlebars. Lori Rifkin stole it from me at the age of 6. She also stole my comic book collection, my ice cream and my heart.
13 Aug 2010 18:16
Dear Double Diamond - if that IS your name - you left your business card, the one with the picture of a pint of beer and the words: "For a good time DON'T call this number" written on it and your mobile number. We were drinking in the pub? You left to buy cigarettes? What happened to my car? I found it, wrapped around a telephone pole and "Sorry, sue me" written, in lipstick, on the windscreen.
12 Aug 2010 17:14
Oh, TeeVee, the Idiot Box, the Boob Tube, THAT's what you'd do rather than educate yourself, make an effort, expand your - oh, sorry, gotta go - Pinky And The Brain is on!