23 Aug 2010 20:27
May I point out, Jung lady, YOU made the connection, not me, not that you should be aFreud of any implications.
22 Aug 2010 20:57
If people from Poland are called 'poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'holes'? - Just wondering -
19 Aug 2010 03:54
So there WERE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq....And today they left.
18 Aug 2010 16:08
Mae West: "Why don't you come up and see me" - Cary Grant: "I can't. It's Lent." - Mae West: "Well, come see me when you get it back."
16 Aug 2010 15:27
You're good. Chiefly your eyes, I think, and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like, 'Be generous, Mr. Spade.' ...I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck...the chances are you'll get off with life. I'll always remember you.
15 Aug 2010 12:29
14 Aug 2010 17:02
Yeah, it included Amazing Spiderman #4, first appearance of The Sandman drawn by Steve Ditko...How you guessed my secret fantasy has always been to be tied to a bed and dominated by a sexy woman wearing a bunny suit who brands me with her 'mark' I'll never know. How I've yearned to meet somebody with a bunny costume. Alas, that wish - like so many other shattered dreams, shall never be fulfilled.
14 Aug 2010 15:51
Well, this is my third car but I've gone through 7 motorcycles, 4 Vespas, a slew of bicycles, skateboards, roller skates, a Red Indian Chief wagon and a tricycle with multi-coloured streamers on the handlebars. Lori Rifkin stole it from me at the age of 6. She also stole my comic book collection, my ice cream and my heart.
13 Aug 2010 18:16
Dear Double Diamond - if that IS your name - you left your business card, the one with the picture of a pint of beer and the words: "For a good time DON'T call this number" written on it and your mobile number. We were drinking in the pub? You left to buy cigarettes? What happened to my car? I found it, wrapped around a telephone pole and "Sorry, sue me" written, in lipstick, on the windscreen.
12 Aug 2010 17:14
Oh, TeeVee, the Idiot Box, the Boob Tube, THAT's what you'd do rather than educate yourself, make an effort, expand your - oh, sorry, gotta go - Pinky And The Brain is on!
12 Aug 2010 02:03
So, if you're a PHD level, Ninja Black Belt Googler = and you want to learn about Anglo Saxon utensils and shit - (this is too easy)...uh, why don't you Google it?... I'm just ASKing!
11 Aug 2010 17:50
There are 365 days in a year. If we had a 13 month calendar of 28 days each month, with the one extra day designated New Year's Day, wouldn't that make more sense? Triskaidekaphobia again?
09 Aug 2010 19:54
I'm real and the other seven billion people on the planet are robots, designed to entertain me and distract me from the truth, have I got that right?