About obscura
Biography

Student by day, bar tender by night.

Now, I am not going to write some egotistical, vain and conceited rant giving you rules you must abide by with no exceptions or describing why I am amazing and you're not worth my time and if you try to contact me or add me without conversing prior in any way I will block you. This is mainly because I dislike narcissists thus I try not to be one, and also because I am not a girl, I am in fact just a desperate mere male trying to get my rocks of on you.

With that, I think you should know that I am basically the sexiest human on earth - perfection personified and I will make you pregnant just by looking at you, which should be fine since you will want to have my babies anyway. So show me ya tits.

Name:
obscura
Sex:
Male 
Age:
24
Sign:
Leo
Location:
Zef Side
Interests:
People, piano, guitar, soccer, music, surfing and lego.
Favorite Authors:
Kerouac, Vonnegut, Shakespeare, Huxley, Darwin, Tolstoy, Lynch, Dawkins, Orwell, Bradbury, Hemingway, Tolkien, Anaya, Seuss, Marx, Hitler, C. S. Lewis, Keynes, Dostoevsky, Heinlein, Rushdie, Adam Smith, McCourt, et al.
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Date Joined:
10 Sep 2010
Last Visit:
15 Mar 2014
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Forum Posts:
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Stories:
2
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: RIP Amy Winehouse
Posted: 23 Jul 2011 18:01

RIP. Another to join the 27 Club.

Topic: 5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
Posted: 13 Jul 2011 20:07

Not worthy of passing along at all.

Firstly, 112 only works in EU countries mainly.

Second, cellphones and keyless entry remotes work on completely different frequencies.

Third, wrong. I think on Nokias this is the code to enhance voice quality, which uses more battery obviously.

Fourth, works on some phones.

Fifth, as above, and it will probably end up costing you.

Topic: how do i find out
Posted: 13 Jul 2011 03:13

Take an online quiz?

Also, practice helps.

Topic: Do you ever fall asleep while reading at night?
Posted: 27 Jun 2011 05:51

Unfortunately my sleeps last about 1 nanosecond, right before the book falls from my hands and the spine smacks me square on the hooter.

I fell asleep after reading a good playboy magazine once,
it was a little bit after I got the hand lotion out tho

Oh and isn't it such fun when mother comes to wake one up for school in the morning?

Topic: At the restaurant or @ home...do you -
Posted: 27 Jun 2011 05:41

I am, at this particular moment, very amused by your use, or overuse thereof, of commas and the resulting phrase structure. It is like, though I cannot be certain, some strange way of adding emphasis to a mundane topic or rather, trivial point. I do, liken it, in some ways, to the act of, reading a law textbook.

Moreover, I don't particularly appreciate watching foreign objects flying at me after being flicked from ones mouth. Nor do I enjoy watching someone try to do the same thing as a toof pick with their tongue, making weird hissing and suckling noises, what is with that?

Topic: Soulmates
Posted: 10 Jun 2011 03:04

I seem to have lots of soulmate's when I am drunk or high.

But I like to think we all have a few people who we feel a deep and natural affinity, limerence or attachment to, and where it is also reciprocated.

Topic: Best place to hide porn
Posted: 31 May 2011 03:48

Places where I tried to hide stuff with reasonable success included under a chest of drawers, inside guitar cases and I also had an awesome persian rug that went partly under the bed which I hid stuff under.

Tough break in your situation there boss, I'm not that creative. Put them on the coffee table and cover with car or plane mags. People are always oblivious to the obvious.

Topic: What the hell is a Ear Condom?
Posted: 27 May 2011 07:58

Urgh, what you must wear when this track comes on.

I hate her music but it's interesting how seh references religion in a lot of her sogs, isn't she catholic? I think Lady Gaga is speaking from Mary Magdalene's point of view (not a cultural sense but future) that she would treat Judas indifferently whether or not he repented, just as Jesus did to her and that she is in love with someone even though they betrayed her , as Judas did Jesus (in which Judas kisses Jesus). If you want to be protected and don't want to hear the truth wear an ear condom.

'scuse me if this makes no sense, I am a little bit drunk.

Topic: Is smoking ever hot for a girl?
Posted: 22 May 2011 05:47

I don't know guys, I don't know...

http://images.lushstories.com/obscura/marilyn%20monroe%20smoking.jpg

Fuck yeah. If no, you must be gay. Some, not all, girls can pull it off. Society is anti, and that's why I like it.

Sure it's a joint but same difference.

Topic: Ending a steamy chat
Posted: 15 May 2011 03:10

Just the usual, light a ciggy and flick the tv on, right?

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Stories Published By obscura
Lust at first sight

It was 12pm and she was taking a break from work, looking out over the small lake watching the duck’s wake criss-cross the glassy water. The sun was out but the air was crisp as she took in deep inhalations, wondering if the fog in her head would ever clear so she could find a way out of the rut she was stuck in. She wanted passion, fervour and zeal. Life was too short for anything less. ...

Added 10 Nov 2010 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 30,353 | 3 Comments

Weekend Escape With A New Friend

Natalie and I had been distant friends for years. We grew up in the same areas and attended the same schools, knowing each other only by name, not who we were or what we did. But there had always been that connection between us. The glances where both of our eyes meet and we seemed to be thinking the same thing, whatever those thoughts were I really wasn’t sure at that stage. As we grew...

Added 14 Sep 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 9,062 | 2 Comments

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Posted: 22 Dec 2011 18:41
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 10:08

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Posted: 07 Aug 2011 16:13
Mesmerizing, isn't it?

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Posted: 02 Aug 2011 04:36
wanna stay over?
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Posted: 09 Apr 2011 09:27
It's officially Obscura Day!





Clearly, it's time to celebrate in style...

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